Volleyball Jokes ๐Ÿ in 2021

Why did the volleyball player bring an extra pair of shoelaces?
-Because she wanted to tie the score.

There will never be a volleyball team for fish.
-They all fear the net.

With the volleyball finals tomorrow, losing our best player to injury is a cause of concern for everyone.
-I dink we are in trouble.

Never trust volleyball players with your drinks
-They might spike ’em.

The worst statement you can speak to a volleyball player is,
-I will block you.

What will you be able to serve and never consume?
-A volleyball.

Where is the first volleyball match mentioned in the Bible?
-When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.

If you have ever wondered why volleyball players are so blameless is
-because they pass the blame and then try to avoid faults.

Volley players love to swim.
-They tend to dive deep and then, float in the shallow.

Why did the volleyball player join the army?
-To serve our country.

If you have been to an ice cream store
– volleyball players tend to stand on the service line so as to order first.

The best volleyball players among animals are right inside your house!
-The spiders as having the best topspin.

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