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Volleyball Jokes 🏐 in 2022

Why can’t fish play volleyball?
-Because they are afraid of the net.

The most horrible statement for a volleyball player by his friends could be
-You are blocked now.

Why are volleyball players like lawyers?
-Because they always try to avoid faults and pass the blame.

Try not to play volleyball in court
– because you can easily get arrested.

What do you do when you play a volleyball team of Satanists?
-You beat the Hell out of them.

Who directed the movie about Volleyball injuries?
-Spike Lee

You should call us butter because we are on a roll
-This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.

Need help with volleyball team names
-It probably needs to be PG-13

Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail?
-Because he was set up.

Why shouldn’t you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?
-The service may be excellent, but he’ll try to spike all the drinks.

Who else is self quarantining alone?
-I am this close to naming my volleyball!

Anette would be the best name for a girl
– standing in the center of a volleyball court.

Yesterday, a volley player got arrested.
-He was suspicious of foul play.

Ultimately, the volleyball player decided to join the marines
-because her heart was out to serve the country.

Why did the volleyball player get kicked out of the party?
-He spiked the punch

What are some punny volleyball names that reference Disney?
-So far I can only think of: Net It Go!

The perfect tag for a wedding of volleyball players should be?
-love at first spike.

A volleyball coach and a dentist kind of do the same thing.
-They both use drills.

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