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Zoom jokes 🧑🏽💻 in 2024
Zoom is an online meeting and video call platform. It grows immensely in popularity during the year 2020 as things began to close down and work from home spiked. Zoom jokes were present before but have exploded in popularity in the last two years.
A teacher is teaching a 5th grade class on Zoom.
The teacher says to Susie, “Tell the class why you want to be a teacher.”
Susie says, “Actually, I want to be a stripper.”
The teacher asks, “A stripper? I thought you wanted to do my noble profession.”
Susie says, “That was before I saw your tiny apartment.”
The 12 Days of Corona
In the year 2020, the pandemic gave to me:
12 Cancelled Plans
11 Face Masks
10 Sanitizers
9 Murder Hornets
8 Zoom Calls
7 Mental Breakdowns
6 Feet Apart
5 Curbside Pickups
4 Quarantines
3 Travel Restrictions
2 Karens Complaining
And a massive shortage of Grocery Store TP
President Joe Biden announced that he would give a free bottle of Bud Light to anyone who got a vaccine.
Not to be outdone, the next day, the President Obrador of Mexico announced that he would give a bottle of Corona to anyone who got a vaccine.
The day after, the President Higgins of Ireland announced that he’d be giving out free bottles of water.
Biden and Obrador were confused and gave the Irish President a Zoom call. “We kinda expected you to give out free Guiness, being from Ireland and all”
The Irish President replied: “Well, if you guys aren’t giving out beer, then neither am I.”
At the Bee Prom…
A young bee nervously flies around hoping to grab a dance with the queen bee. Finally he musters up the courage and talks to her. She looks at him and says “I’ll dance with you if you get me some fruit punch”
Excited, the bee zooms to get the punch. He sees the line for nachos, the ice cream machine, the honey line, but after hours of searching he realizes…
There is no punch line
Breaking: CNN legal analyst caught masturbating on a Zoom call
Guess you could say he just couldn’t keep his Toobin his pants
I have a joke about zoom but can you hear me?
…
…
…
Let me logout and login again
A nomad had been wandering the desert by foot for many years. He has saved up some money on his travels and decided that his walking days were over and it was time to buy a camel.
– He went to the nearest camel ranch and asked the ranch owner what type of camel he could get for the money he had.
“I am sorry,” said the rancher “that’s not even enough for the cheapest camel.” The nomad looked forlorn until the rancher said “we do have this one camel though, we weren’t going to sell him because he’s kinda special, but I’ll sell him to you in you like?” The nomad was overjoyed, “Yes, please! What is so special about him?”
“To make him walk you have to say ‘go’ and to make him gallop you have to say ‘phew.’ To make him stop simply say ‘amen.’ Have you got that?”
“I think so, yeah!” Replied the nomad. He paid his many, got on the camel and said “go!” and it began to walk. After awhile as he had gotten used to the camel, he decided to try to go a bit faster and so he said “phew” and it burst to life. It started hurtling through the desert, bounding over dunes and zooming past oasis’s.
Suddenly, the nomad saw that ahead there was a gapping gorge and the camel was charging straight for it. He began tugging on the reins of the camel, pleading for it to stop, but, it wouldn’t and he had completely forgotten the word to make it do so!
“Oh god help me!” cried the nomad. He began to pray, “God, please don’t let me die on this camel, amen.” And of course it came immediately to a dead stop right at the very edge of the deep gorge.
“Phew” said the nomad.
People that said 2020 would fly by…
…Didn’t know that it would zoom
No one turns on their camera in zoom
– they have been infected by Novid-19
What kind of online exercise do sheep do together?
– Zoom-BAAAAAH!
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German log on to a zoom call
– The host wants to check if his video is working, so he says: Can you all see me?
The Englishman says Yes . The Frenchman says Oui . The Spaniard says Si . The German says Ja .
Me: I have a zoom meeting later. My cat: Oh, me too
It is in the news today that Florida is having its first remote trial via zoom
– It’s looking like things will be settled out of court
A nail company name Nail Bay hired a publicity agency for a new video ad…
After 2 weeks they asked for a meeting to show the new video.
The video started with an aerial take from the desert and kept zooming into a tiny black spot, which as the zooms keep going is a cross with Jesus nailed on it.
Right after this , the screen goes black and the company logo is shown: Nail Bay!
The company is outraged and demand a new video saying this is offensive and inappropriate.
After another 2 weeks another meeting is set for them to show the video.
The video starts and the same take starts again, it’s a desert, the tiny black spot, which as the zoom keeps going shows an empty cross. Then it shows Jesus running from it.
The screen goes black again and it says.
They didn’t use Nail Bay, and Jesus now runs away!
PS: sorry for English, it is not my native language and also I just typed this from memory on mobile.
I showed up late for a Zoom meeting…
…when asked for a reason, I confessed: “You wouldn’t believe the network traffic”.
Someone asked me about my background and I gave a detailed reply, telling him about my education, career, relatives, hopes and dreams.
– Turns out he just wanted to know what was behind me on our Zoom call.
Champion Nails is in trouble…..
Stan owns Champion nails the company. Sales are well down. One night he meets an old friend in the local pub. (Its a nice old pub, with a lovely barmaid with a beautiful rack, and hops and things hanging everywhere). Anyway, Stan is telling his old friend – Chester, how things are not going well and unless the building trade doesn’t pick up soon, Champion nails will go bust. Chester tells Stan about a new advertising company his mate has set up. And arranges for Stan to meet up. The ad Co learns all about the nail business from Stan. They suggest an advertising campaign on TV at peak times. “We will go and get a commercial filmed especially tailored to promote Champion nails”. The ad exec says. A couple of weeks later, Stan goes to see the commercial that’s been made. On the tv screen appears ‘Champion Nails’ and the camera zooms in on a well presented pile of nails. “Our nails will fix anything” says the commentary. And then the picture changes to JC hanging on the cross! And yes you guessed it! Nailed with Champion nails. Buster is horrified and upset. He immediately turns the tv off and shouts “Are you insane? You/I cannot have my company shown to have any part in this! For Gods sake, think of a better way to save my company”. The ad exec clearly seeing Stan is upset, promises to sort it out. “Leave it with me”, he says.
2 weeks later, Stan is back. On the tv screen again pops up ‘Champion nails’. And again the camera zooms in on a well presented pile of nails. “Our nails will fix anything” says the tv voice. And the next shot is an empty cross on a beautiful sandy beach. But, right in the very distance you can see 2 figures running anyway. The camera zooms in and its 2 Roman centurions chasing JC who is well ahead of them. The camera just catches up with the Romans as one turns to the other and says “this would not have happened if we had used Champion nails’
Using Zoom for work was a bad idea.
– Since I can’t travel, I can’t get to box 350 Boston, Mass 02134
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Zoom Before 2020
Before March of 2020, Zoom was used for long distance communications, presentations, and for those who were unable to attend things in person. There were several funny Zoom jokes already, including those based upon on the pun of the word Zoom being used for the name of the company.Silly Zoom jokes referenced the benefits of being able to communicate through video with people around the world. It can help to bring people together and create stronger working relationships, host interviews and training online, and ease the burden of travel. Travel jokes are frequently enjoyed when people are enjoying the freedom of attending online rather than traveling for a short meeting. As it grew in popularity through cost and time savings, it became mainstream and was set up to become a long-term tool.
Zoom After 2020
Since the shut downs and work from home procedures expanded, this program has become a necessary tool and vital to the regular operation of many companies. Cheesy Zoom jokes focus on the way it has become a key part of day life for workers around the world. One liner Zoom jokes and puns focus not only one the usefulness of the program but also on how it has changed lives, the failures and downtimes that occur, and the work interruptions that can occur.There have been several bumps and roadblocks in the use of the program and many of these involve the internet services. Internet jokes and online meeting jokes, interview jokes, and even work from home jokes are all popular with the same groups of people. Companies that use these programs are certain to hear the very best Zoom jokes and share them with their friends and colleagues. Short Zoom jokes are easy to fit into conversations and are even used as user names and by those who work within the company. Top Zoom jokes are easily used by everyone, and with the expanded uses of the program to businesses and schools, Zoom jokes for children have also grown wildly.
One of the other focuses of clean Zoom jokes is the way that people dress when doing online meetings rather than in person ones. Often pajama jokes are shared when people show up in pajamas, work out gear, and even dress up on their top half but wear comfortable pajama pants for the bottom where they will not be seen in the camera. Dress code jokes and pun are popular in some businesses, especially those that usually have strict dress code policies in place for the work place.
The Future of Zoom
As companies and workers, along with schools and other businesses, are all seeing the cost benefits of allowing some work to be done from home, and online meetings with people across the country, this platform is sure to have several more years or decades of success. Cheesy Zoom jokes will continue as long as the video calls continue, and they are widely used not only for schools and businesses but also by families remaining in contact with family they rarely see.Conferencing with others that are in different branches or areas can allow companies to collaborate with people anywhere. Faster problem solving is often a result of easy communication, and corny Zoom jokes both acknowledge and point out the usefulness of this ability. It may truly be brining the world closer together and fostering both working and private relationships around the world.
Technology is sure to continue becoming more effective and efficient, and programs for video calls will continue to become better and faster. The ease of use and effectiveness of these systems have been proven and will continue to improve, making it a key tool well into the future.