Most Popular Categories
All Categories
- Bike jokes 🚲
- Band jokes 🎺🥁
- Bread jokes 🍞🥖🥯
- Beaver jokes 🦦
- Bean jokes
- Bone jokes 🦴💀
- Bowling jokes 🎳
- Bee jokes 🐝
- Bank jokes 🏦💰🏧
- Brick jokes 🧱
- Brain jokes 🧠🤯
- Beach jokes 🏝️🏖️
- Bartender jokes 🍹🍸
- Bacon jokes 🥓
- Boat jokes ⛵
- Bug jokes 🦟
- Bingo jokes
- Butter jokes 🧈
- Banana Jokes 🍌
- Boomer jokes 👵
- Bear Jokes 🧸
- Bunny jokes 🐇
- Bird Jokes 🐦
- Beer Jokes 🍺
- Baby Jokes 👶
- Batman Jokes 🦇
- Baseball Jokes ⚾
- Basketball Jokes 🏀
- Biology jokes 🧠
- Butterfly jokes 🦋🐛
- Bidet jokes 🚽
- Boss jokes 👨💼
- Boyfriend jokes
- Broccoli jokes 🥦
- Beard jokes 🧔
- Book jokes 📚
- Birthday jokes 🎂
- Bigfoot jokes
- Cringe jokes 🙈
- Christmas jokes 🎄
- Cookie Jokes 🍪
- Confucius jokes
- Cooking jokes 🍳👩🍳
- Crow jokes
- Cactus jokes 🌵🌵
- Chess jokes ♟♞♜
- Crab jokes 🦀
- Chocolate jokes 🍫
- Cowboy jokes 🤠
- Coding jokes 👨💻
- Construction jokes 🚧🛠️👷
- Candy jokes 🍭🍬🍫
- Country jokes 🐄🌾🚜
- Camel jokes 🐫
- Camping jokes 🏕️
- Chevy jokes
- Cow jokes 🐄
- Chemistry jokes 🧪
- Computer Jokes 💻
- Coffee jokes ☕
- Car Jokes 🚗
- Calculus Jokes ➗
- Clown Jokes 🤡
- Cartoon Jokes
- Chicken jokes 🐔
- Cat jokes 🐱
- Carrot jokes 🥕
- Carhartt jokes 🥾🦺
- Cheesy jokes 🧀
- Candle jokes 🕯️
- Chef jokes 👨🍳
- Chickpea jokes
- Clock jokes 🕓
- Cardiologist jokes 🩺👨⚕️❤️
- Carpenter jokes
- Choir jokes
- Cucumber jokes 🥒
- Corny jokes
- Chuck Norris jokes
- Coronavirus Jokes 😷💉
- Clean jokes
- Cougar jokes 🐆👵
- Flower jokes 🌻
- Fireman jokes 🔥🚒🧯
- Fitness jokes 💪🏋️
- Fruit jokes 🍊🍋🍓🥝
- Fart Jokes 💨
- Furry jokes
- Fall jokes 🍂
- Florida jokes
- Fungi jokes 🍄
- Finance jokes 💰💸
- Fish Jokes 🐟
- Fortnite Jokes 🔫
- Flamingo jokes 🦩
- Friday Jokes
- Ford Jokes
- Farm Jokes 🌾
- Food Jokes 🍔
- Frog Jokes 🐸
- Fruitcake jokes 🍰
- Forehead jokes
- Fox jokes 🦊
- Feminist jokes
- Funny Sayings
- Marriage jokes 🤵💍👰
- Mothers day jokes 👩👦👦
- Morning Jokes 🌄
- Money jokes 💰💲
- Mermaid Jokes 🧜♀️
- Marvel jokes 🦸♂️🕷
- Milk jokes 🥛🍼
- Millennial jokes
- Mechanic jokes 👨🔧
- Moon jokes 🌙
- Microbiologist Jokes 👩🔬🦠
- Moose jokes 🦌
- Music Jokes 🎹
- Military Jokes ⚔️
- Medical Jokes 💉
- Minion Jokes
- Monkey Jokes 🐵
- Mustache Jokes
- Minecraft jokes 🧟
- Mummy jokes 🧟♀
- Menopause jokes
- Math jokes ➕➖
- Monday Jokes
- Pilot jokes 👨✈️✈️
- Printer jokes 🖨️
- Pregnancy jokes 🤰👶
- Plant jokes ☘️🌿🌵
- Pickle Jokes 🥒
- Plumber jokes 🚽👨🔧
- Psychology jokes 🧠
- Periodic table jokes 🧪⚗️🧑🔬☣
- Pineapple jokes 🍍
- Pi Day jokes
- Painting jokes 🎨🖼️🖌️
- Planet jokes 🪐🌍🌑
- Panda jokes 🐼
- Pie jokes 🥧
- Piano jokes 🎹
- Pharmacy jokes 💊
- Pirate jokes 🏴☠️
- Physics Jokes 🌀
- Programming Jokes 💻
- Potato Jokes 🥔
- Pumpkin Jokes 🎃
- Penguin Jokes 🐧
- Popsicle Jokes
- Pasta Jokes 🍝
- Pizza Jokes 🍕
- Pig Jokes 🐷
- Pokemon Jokes ⚡
- Pillow jokes 💤
- Pajama jokes 👖🛌
- Popcorn jokes 🍿
- Pickleball jokes 🏓
- Peanut jokes 🥜
- Pencil jokes 🖊️
- Politician jokes 👨⚖️
- Pug jokes 🐾
- Prison jokes 🔐
- Spring jokes 🌼🍀🌸
- Sports Jokes ⚽🥊⛷️
- Sailor jokes ⛵
- Superhero Jokes 🦸
- Sleep jokes 💤🛌
- Smart jokes 🤯
- Sushi jokes 🍣
- Super Bowl jokes 🏈🏆
- Swimming jokes 🏊🤿
- Shoe jokes 👟👠
- Softball jokes
- Snake jokes 🐍
- Sheep jokes 🐑
- Star Trek jokes 🖖
- Sandwich jokes 🥪
- Skier Jokes ⛷️
- Scarecrow jokes
- Snowman jokes ☃️
- Statistics jokes 📊
- Sloth jokes 🦥
- Skeleton Jokes 💀
- Stupid jokes
- Space Jokes 🚀
- Silly jokes
- Santa Jokes 🎅
- Squirrel Jokes 🐿️
- Summer Jokes 🌞
- Snow Jokes ☃️
- Superman Jokes 🦸♂️
- Spiderman Jokes 🕷️
- Shark Jokes 🦈
- Soccer Jokes ⚽
- Super Mario jokes 🍄
- Science jokes 🔬
- Star Wars jokes 🎥
- Sales jokes
- Salad jokes 🥗
- Shrimp jokes 🦐
- Shrek jokes 🧟👸🐲
- Sock jokes 🧦
- Soup jokes 🥣
- Skinny jokes
- Surgery jokes 🏥
- Spongebob Jokes 🧽
- Short jokes
- Senior jokes 👴
- Titanic jokes 💑🚢🧊🌊
- Tomato jokes 🍅
- Toe jokes 👣
- Train jokes 🚅
- Teeth jokes 🦷🦷
- Tax jokes 💸
- Twin jokes 👭🏻👬🏻
- Travel jokes ✈️🧳
- Tea jokes ☕
- Tinder Jokes ❤️🔥
- Tuesday jokes
- Thanksgiving Jokes 🦃
- Turkey Jokes 🦃
- Teacher jokes 📚
- Tree Jokes 🌲
- Turtle Jokes 🐢
- Taco Jokes 🌮
- Tennis Jokes 🎾
- Toilet Paper jokes 🧻
- Trucker jokes 🚚
- Thursday jokes
- Tesla jokes 🚗⚡🔋
- Trumoo jokes 🥛
- Tiktok jokes 💃🏻
- Time jokes ⏱️
- Tattoo jokes ☠⚕✒️
Zoom jokes 🧑🏽💻 in 2023
Zoom is an online meeting and video call platform. It grows immensely in popularity during the year 2020 as things began to close down and work from home spiked. Zoom jokes were present before but have exploded in popularity in the last two years.
A teacher is teaching a 5th grade class on Zoom.
The teacher says to Susie, “Tell the class why you want to be a teacher.”
Susie says, “Actually, I want to be a stripper.”
The teacher asks, “A stripper? I thought you wanted to do my noble profession.”
Susie says, “That was before I saw your tiny apartment.”
The 12 Days of Corona
In the year 2020, the pandemic gave to me:
12 Cancelled Plans
11 Face Masks
10 Sanitizers
9 Murder Hornets
8 Zoom Calls
7 Mental Breakdowns
6 Feet Apart
5 Curbside Pickups
4 Quarantines
3 Travel Restrictions
2 Karens Complaining
And a massive shortage of Grocery Store TP
No one turns on their camera in zoom
– they have been infected by Novid-19
What kind of online exercise do sheep do together?
– Zoom-BAAAAAH!
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German log on to a zoom call
– The host wants to check if his video is working, so he says: Can you all see me?
The Englishman says Yes . The Frenchman says Oui . The Spaniard says Si . The German says Ja .
Me: I have a zoom meeting later. My cat: Oh, me too
It is in the news today that Florida is having its first remote trial via zoom
– It’s looking like things will be settled out of court
A nail company name Nail Bay hired a publicity agency for a new video ad…
After 2 weeks they asked for a meeting to show the new video.
The video started with an aerial take from the desert and kept zooming into a tiny black spot, which as the zooms keep going is a cross with Jesus nailed on it.
Right after this , the screen goes black and the company logo is shown: Nail Bay!
The company is outraged and demand a new video saying this is offensive and inappropriate.
After another 2 weeks another meeting is set for them to show the video.
The video starts and the same take starts again, it’s a desert, the tiny black spot, which as the zoom keeps going shows an empty cross. Then it shows Jesus running from it.
The screen goes black again and it says.
They didn’t use Nail Bay, and Jesus now runs away!
PS: sorry for English, it is not my native language and also I just typed this from memory on mobile.
I showed up late for a Zoom meeting…
…when asked for a reason, I confessed: “You wouldn’t believe the network traffic”.
Someone asked me about my background and I gave a detailed reply, telling him about my education, career, relatives, hopes and dreams.
– Turns out he just wanted to know what was behind me on our Zoom call.
Champion Nails is in trouble…..
Stan owns Champion nails the company. Sales are well down. One night he meets an old friend in the local pub. (Its a nice old pub, with a lovely barmaid with a beautiful rack, and hops and things hanging everywhere). Anyway, Stan is telling his old friend – Chester, how things are not going well and unless the building trade doesn’t pick up soon, Champion nails will go bust. Chester tells Stan about a new advertising company his mate has set up. And arranges for Stan to meet up. The ad Co learns all about the nail business from Stan. They suggest an advertising campaign on TV at peak times. “We will go and get a commercial filmed especially tailored to promote Champion nails”. The ad exec says. A couple of weeks later, Stan goes to see the commercial that’s been made. On the tv screen appears ‘Champion Nails’ and the camera zooms in on a well presented pile of nails. “Our nails will fix anything” says the commentary. And then the picture changes to JC hanging on the cross! And yes you guessed it! Nailed with Champion nails. Buster is horrified and upset. He immediately turns the tv off and shouts “Are you insane? You/I cannot have my company shown to have any part in this! For Gods sake, think of a better way to save my company”. The ad exec clearly seeing Stan is upset, promises to sort it out. “Leave it with me”, he says.
2 weeks later, Stan is back. On the tv screen again pops up ‘Champion nails’. And again the camera zooms in on a well presented pile of nails. “Our nails will fix anything” says the tv voice. And the next shot is an empty cross on a beautiful sandy beach. But, right in the very distance you can see 2 figures running anyway. The camera zooms in and its 2 Roman centurions chasing JC who is well ahead of them. The camera just catches up with the Romans as one turns to the other and says “this would not have happened if we had used Champion nails’
Using Zoom for work was a bad idea.
– Since I can’t travel, I can’t get to box 350 Boston, Mass 02134
“Zoom meetings” is a stupid name, and it’s branded. We should call it a bit more casual like “coworker video chat”…
– Or something shorter, like “co-vid”.
Quarantine seasonal travel
Oman, I really can’t wait to Rome around.
Venice this going to get over?
You can’t say when this lockdown will be over, Kenya?
Quarantine has made my Delhi routine too boring.
I’ve been Washingtons of utensils.
This Spain is real.
Stay home, stay safe. What’s the Russia?
Maybe Indore is not such a bad place after all.
Wives are now Cochin their husbands new skills. (dish washing, mopping?)
At this rate, I see my savings Dublin.
I’ve decided to finally wear my New Jersey which I’ve been storing for ages.
Mysore throat is on account of endless Zoom chats these days.
We need all the Lucknow more than ever before.
I’m sorry, but Iran out of travel puns.
Dubai your masks and gloves and wear them.
Why is it called a zoom meeting
– When it should be a co-vid
when my boss asked me why I showed up late for our Zoom meeting, I told him that he wouldn’t believe the network traffic
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German log on to a zoom call
– The host wants to check if his video is working, so he says: “Can you all see me?”
The Englishman says “Yes”. The Frenchman says “Oui”. The Spaniard says “Si”. The German says “Ja”.
Phil Swift has a new product
– He puts on a pair of boots and says, ” I present to you the FlexBoots! Now this product may seem like ordinary boots, but with these bad boys you can run up walls, on the ceiling!” He goes on to demonstrate them by walking on random surfaces. “To show you the power FlexBoots”, the camera slowly zooms out, and inverts itself, showing Phil standing under an airplane .”I’m on an airplane!” The pilot of the plane looks out the window and says,
“Weird Flex but okay.”
Zoom Before 2020
Before March of 2020, Zoom was used for long distance communications, presentations, and for those who were unable to attend things in person. There were several funny Zoom jokes already, including those based upon on the pun of the word Zoom being used for the name of the company.Silly Zoom jokes referenced the benefits of being able to communicate through video with people around the world. It can help to bring people together and create stronger working relationships, host interviews and training online, and ease the burden of travel. Travel jokes are frequently enjoyed when people are enjoying the freedom of attending online rather than traveling for a short meeting. As it grew in popularity through cost and time savings, it became mainstream and was set up to become a long-term tool.
Zoom After 2020
Since the shut downs and work from home procedures expanded, this program has become a necessary tool and vital to the regular operation of many companies. Cheesy Zoom jokes focus on the way it has become a key part of day life for workers around the world. One liner Zoom jokes and puns focus not only one the usefulness of the program but also on how it has changed lives, the failures and downtimes that occur, and the work interruptions that can occur.There have been several bumps and roadblocks in the use of the program and many of these involve the internet services. Internet jokes and online meeting jokes, interview jokes, and even work from home jokes are all popular with the same groups of people. Companies that use these programs are certain to hear the very best Zoom jokes and share them with their friends and colleagues. Short Zoom jokes are easy to fit into conversations and are even used as user names and by those who work within the company. Top Zoom jokes are easily used by everyone, and with the expanded uses of the program to businesses and schools, Zoom jokes for children have also grown wildly.
One of the other focuses of clean Zoom jokes is the way that people dress when doing online meetings rather than in person ones. Often pajama jokes are shared when people show up in pajamas, work out gear, and even dress up on their top half but wear comfortable pajama pants for the bottom where they will not be seen in the camera. Dress code jokes and pun are popular in some businesses, especially those that usually have strict dress code policies in place for the work place.
The Future of Zoom
As companies and workers, along with schools and other businesses, are all seeing the cost benefits of allowing some work to be done from home, and online meetings with people across the country, this platform is sure to have several more years or decades of success. Cheesy Zoom jokes will continue as long as the video calls continue, and they are widely used not only for schools and businesses but also by families remaining in contact with family they rarely see.Conferencing with others that are in different branches or areas can allow companies to collaborate with people anywhere. Faster problem solving is often a result of easy communication, and corny Zoom jokes both acknowledge and point out the usefulness of this ability. It may truly be brining the world closer together and fostering both working and private relationships around the world.
Technology is sure to continue becoming more effective and efficient, and programs for video calls will continue to become better and faster. The ease of use and effectiveness of these systems have been proven and will continue to improve, making it a key tool well into the future.