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Menopause jokes in 2024

What do you call a menopausal woman who’s always forgetful? A walking senior moment.

What do you call a menopausal woman who’s always dizzy and lightheaded? A spinning susan.

What do you call a group of menopausal women? A heat wave.

Why did the menopausal woman start taking naps during the day? To make up for the sleep she loses at night due to night sweats and hot flashes!

How can you tell if a menopausal woman is having a mood swing? She’ll go from smiling to yelling in a matter of seconds!

What do you call a menopausal woman who’s always moody? A bipolar betty.

Why did the menopausal woman start carrying a fan and a jacket everywhere? To be prepared for any temperature change!

Why did the menopausal woman start taking up hiking? To get some exercise and fresh air during hot flashes!

What do menopausal women and hurricanes have in common? They both have a lot of hot air and can leave a lot of destruction in their wake!

What do you call a menopausal woman who’s always dizzy? A spinning top.

Why did the menopausal woman put her head in the freezer? To cool off from a hot flash!

Why did the menopausal woman start drinking red wine? To help alleviate her symptoms and relax after a long day!

What do you call a menopausal woman who’s always cold but also has hot flashes? A walking contradiction.

What do you call a menopausal woman who’s always emotional and crying? A weeping willow.

Why did the menopausal woman go to the beach? To cool off her hot flashes!

Why did the menopausal woman start taking up knitting? To keep her hands busy during hot flashes!

What do you call a menopausal woman who can’t remember anything? A walking post-it note.

What do you call a menopausal woman who’s always uncomfortable at night? A restless rose.

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