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Fitness jokes 💪🏋️ in 2024

I won a medal at the gym for being most excitable during muscletraining
– I’m really proud of my hyper-trophy

What do you call someone who’s attracted to anyone with big muscles?
– A bicep-ual.

Why did they open a gym in hell?
– So you could exercise your demons.

I asked my girlfriend to meet me at the gym but she never showed.
– I guess it just wasn’t working out.

A man got hired as a personal trainer, but when he realized he wasn’t qualified he had to put in his too weak notice.

I’m thinking of joining a gym.
– I’m keeping mentally active.

Why can athletes lift more than prisoners?
– Because the pros outweigh the cons

I go to the gym religiously…
– About twice a year, around holidays.

I’ve been lifting weights for a week and I already dropped 25 pounds. Unfortunately it landed on my big toe and broke it.
– Guess I can’t go back to the gym until it’s healed!

I was passing gym class with flying colors until we got to the skiing unit.
– It was downhill from there.

I always used to go to the gym with my ex
– Oh how she loved riding stationary bikes together…

– We broke up because we couldn’t see ourselves getting anywhere.

Why did the gym-goer get arrested?
– She killed her workout.

There’s a great new machine at my gym.
– I felt sick after I’d used it for an hour, but it’s got everything:
– Doritos, Snickers, Mountain Dew…

Why did the bodybuilder read the dictionary?
– He was trying to learn how to define muscle

I heard Tiger Woods has been hitting the gym lately
– Been crushing legs

I haven’t been to the gym in so long that
– I have to call him James

Why doesn’t Waldo (from “Where’s Waldo?”) go to the gym?
– Because no one can spot him.

Yesterday at the gym I heard someone trying to convince a bodybuilder that yoga is a workout.
– He thought it was a bit of a stretch.

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