Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Fitness jokes 💪🏋️ in 2022

What do you call someone who’s attracted to anyone with big muscles?
– A bicep-ual.

A man walks into a gym and asks the receptionist, “What machine should I use to impress women?”
– She responded swiftly, pointing outside the door, saying, “The ATM machine, sir.”

Why did Charles Darwin start working out?
– He believed in the survival of the fittest.

Why couldn’t the man trust his personal trainer?
– He was always pulling his leg.

A hole was found in wall of the women’s changing room at the gym
– The police say they are looking into it

What is a banana‘s favorite gymnastic move?
– The splits!

Why don’t you see many haunted gyms?
– Everyone inside is exorcising.

Why didn’t the weightlifter have to pay rent?
– He was squatting.

I met a girl on Tinder and we were going to go to the gym on our first date, but she stood me up.
– I suppose we aren’t gonna work out.

Why doesn’t where’s Waldo go to the gym
– Because no one can spot him

Treadmills get you nowhere.

Why was the burglar popular at his gym?
– Because he always did a great job wiping down his equipment.

Most Popular Categories

All Categories

  • Submit a joke
  • Follow us on Facebook