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Toilet Paper jokes 🧻 in 2023

What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
-“I feel really wiped.”

why did not the toilet paper make it across the road
-to excape the corano virise

I ain’t shaking any ones hand, not because of the Coronavirus…
-I ain’t shaking any ones hand because y’all out of toilet paper!

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road
-because it got stuck in a crack

What’s the maximum amount of toilet paper you can have?
-A butt load.

Women are like rolls of toilet paper they are either really cheap or expensive,
-you use them a lot and they deal with a lot of s##t.

Why can’t the toilet paper be cheeky?
-It’s between cheeks at the moment.

Why are toilet papers good detectives?
-Because they always get to the bottom of things.

What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
– … We’re wiped out!

I got in touch with my inner self today.
– hat’s the last time I’m buying cheap toilet paper.

What is a toilet paper’s fvorite math topic?
– Multiply.

Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the corona virus?
– When someone sneezes every one shits they’re pants

why could’t the toilet paper cross the street
-because it got stuck in a crack

Ultra strong toilet paper should be called
– heavy doody.

I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper stocking up from the Coronavirus
– but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea lol why y’all be buying toilet paper now I am just confused

How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?
-Because of the Corona Virus

Why should you use good quality toilet paper?
– They will make you Sparkle.

Why did the toilet paper not make across the road
– Because it got stuck in the crack

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