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Toilet Paper jokes ๐Ÿงป in 2021

Last time I got a piece of paper
-was hen my finger went through the toilet paper.

Only really smart people will get this with out it being explained
-Toilet paper fight hat

Why does toilet paper always do well in life?
– Because it is on a roll.

Why couldnโ€™t the toilet paper cross the road?
-It got stuck in the crack.

What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
-They both look for Klingons around Uranus.

Why were toilet papers not invited to the party?
They are party poopers.

What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
-โ€œI feel really wiped.โ€

Why couldnโ€™t the toilet paper cross the road
-because it got stuck in a crack

Whatโ€™s the maximum amount of toilet paper you can have?
-A butt load.

Women are like rolls of toilet paper they are either really cheap or expensive,
-you use them a lot and they deal with a lot of s##t.

Why canโ€™t the toilet paper be cheeky?
-Itโ€™s between cheeks at the moment.

Why are toilet papers good detectives?
-Because they always get to the bottom of things.

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