Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Toilet Paper jokes 🧻 in 2024

What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
-“I feel really wiped.”

why did not the toilet paper make it across the road
-to excape the corano virise

I ain’t shaking any ones hand, not because of the Coronavirus…
-I ain’t shaking any ones hand because y’all out of toilet paper!

What’s a mathematician’s favorite type of toilet paper?
-Multiply.

Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
-It was on a roll

My sister just sits on the toilet on the iPad then I go to do something at the sink and she says Bella give me toilet paper
-Then I am 😑 annoyed like super

Some people aren’t shaking hands because of the Coronavirus.
-I’m not shaking hands because everyone is out of toilet paper.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
-To get to the bottom.

There’s no need to paper over the cracks because we’re on a roll now, so we thought we’d bring you these funny toilet paper jokes and puns!
– They won’t wipe the smile from your face!

What type of toilet paper do porcupines love to use?
-Quilted ones.

I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper
– because a huge rock is headed towards earth and paper covers rock

What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
– “I’M WIPED!!!”

Today my son asked me if he could eat toilet paper.
-When I asked why, he said that this way it wipes itself on the way out.

Why do people keep saying why did the toilet paper not cross
-because it got stuck in the crack because it got stuck in their crack.

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
-Because there was a…
CRACK IN IT!!! HAHAHAHAHA!

If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14 day quarantine
-you probably should’ve been seeing a doctor long before COVID-19.

Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
-To wipe the chickens ass!

I’ve run out of toilet paper and started using old newspapers instead.
-The Times are rough.

Follow us on Facebook