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Pug jokes 🐾 in 2022

What’s a musical instrument that all pugs can play?
– The Trom-bone

What do you call a farting pug?
– A stink pug

My wife really wanted a dog, so I bought her a pug.
– Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes and rolls of fat, the dog really seems to like her.

What do you call a pug that’s been in the sun all day?
– A hot dog

Why did the pug cross the road?
A: To get to the Barking Lot!

I bought a pug for my wife
– She loved it inside her.

My dog doesn’t play nice with other dogs. I guess he’s all about that pug life.

The pug
A guy tells his buddy, “I got my wife a dog for her birthday.”
His buddy asks, “What breed?”
The guy says, “It’s a pug. And, despite the squashed nose, the bulging eyes and the rolls of fat, the dog really loves her.”

It’s hard not to brag when your dog is so puggin‘ awesome.

I bought my wife a pug recently
– Despite the flat nose, ugly wrinkles and bulging eyes, the pug likes my wife

How to you turn a pug into a watchdog?
– You give him a Rolex.

Whats large grey and makes no difference to pugs?
A: Never mind, it’s irrelliphant!

Sorry, I pugged the toilet.

Pete Townshend and Keith Moon were arrested last night after releasing 1000 pugs from a cosmetic company’s testing facility.
– The Who let the dogs out.

Sometimes pug memes and puns are terrible. In fact, I find them re-pug-nant.

My DNA results came back 39% German, 27% Irish, 19% Beagle and 15% Pug.
– Turns out my dog licked my sample.

Where do pugs go after they lose their tail?
– The re-tail store

Why do Pug Vampires believe everything you tell them?
A: Because their suckers!

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