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Pug jokes 🐾 in 2022

Me to my pug: I told you i’d get the kibbles, please stop puggin‘ me.

Why does getting one small dog with a smushed up face lead to getting many more dogs?
– It’s a gateway Pug

Why dont pugs bark at their feet?
A: Because its not polite to talk back to your Paw!

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug?
– A pugilist!

Why do pug farts smell so bad?
– For the sake of the people who are hearing impaired.

Knock Knock
Whose There?
Here?
Here Who?
I can’t HEAR you because your pug is barking too much!

Do you know why pugs like french fries so much?
– Because their favorite vegetable is the pugtato

I bought a pug for my wife.
– Despite the bulging eyes, wrinkles and layers of fat, the pug seemed to like her.

Whats a pugs favorite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx!

What did the sheep say when it was startled by a musical dog?
– Bah! Hum pug!

A pug breeder had 198 pugs in his farm, but when he rounded them up, he had 200 pugs.

A pun is a type of word play. My favorite pug pun is when someone replaced the lyrics to a song with Pug. This is good for any song that has the word “love” in it. Like “All you need is Pug”. Another Pug Pun is when people talk about “Pug Life” or “I didn’t choose the pug life, the pug like chose me!” Or the saying “Pugs Not Drugs”.

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