Pugs are a very popular breed of dog for their appearance and personalities. Many families keep them for family pets and others will breed them or show them. Pug jokes are popular both among those who love the breed and those who are making fun of them and joking about them.
What’s a musical instrument that all pugs can play?
– The Trom-bone
What do you call a pug that’s been in the sun all day?
– A hot dog
Whats large grey and makes no difference to pugs?
A: Never mind, it’s irrelliphant!
How to you turn a pug into a watchdog?
– You give him a Rolex.
Pete Townshend and Keith Moon were arrested last night after releasing 1000 pugs from a cosmetic company’s testing facility.
– The Who let the dogs out.
Sorry, I pugged the toilet.
My DNA results came back 39% German, 27% Irish, 19% Beagle and 15% Pug.
– Turns out my dog licked my sample.
Sometimes pug memes and puns are terrible. In fact, I find them re-pug-nant.
Why do Pug Vampires believe everything you tell them?
A: Because their suckers!
Where do pugs go after they lose their tail?
– The re-tail store
What do you call a husky/pug mix?
– A hug!
After a long day at work, the man returns to his home to find that his dog had trashed his living. He yelled, ” For pugs sake, this is the third time this week!”
I was looking at myself in the mirror the other day while my wife was there
I said to her, ‘my nose is getting bigger every day, so is my belly, I’ve got more wrinkles than a pug, I’ve got more hair coming out of my nose than I’ve got on my head, the skin on my neck is so loose I look like a turkey. I could really use a compliment.’
My wife said, ‘your eyesight is absolutely perfect.’
Did you hear about the pug who played piano?
A: His Bach was worse than his bite!
Why dont pugs write with dull pencils?
A: Because there’s no point!
If you dress up a pug like gru from despicable me
– You get a group hug.
My pug farted while on the elevator. It was wrong on so many levels!
Imagine the disappointment when if a wolf knew it’s descendant would be a pug
– That’s how your grandpa feels when he sees your man bun
Breeders of all types of dogs will have heard many dog jokes
and breeder jokes, and pugs are no different. Top pug jokes about the many tiny dogs that a breeder will have around at any time and cute pug jokes about how they all interact with each other. Cute pug jokes about pug puppies running around the space are certain to bring a smile to the face of anyone who hears them. These are a great way to share the experience of being around them and how they are to raise.
Dog breeders are found in many places and they make their income from breeding dogs and selling the puppies. Many good breeders are helping to improve the health of certain breeds, including pugs, and helping to make sure the breed can survive and live longer. There are many one liner pug jokes about this dog as they are small and can be a silly and distractive, and in many cases, they are rather lazy and enjoy laying around in the sun.
Many different personalities of people will be pug owners, however they will all hear the same hilarious pug jokes about the owners. They are generally about the care that is provided to the animals
and occasionally veterinarian jokes as any health concerns with the dog will result in large expenses at the vet clinic and many visits. Cheesy pug jokes about their cost and the time it takes to care for them are suitable for any pug owner and are most likely to use them as well.
Pug owners will share their funny pug stories with other owners and people who have other breeds as well. There are several shared experiences that all dog owners will have and sharing these helps them to have conversations around common experiences will help to build stronger friendships. At shows and events dog owners are able to meet and spend time together without judgement of those who don’t share their affinity for dogs. Strong friendships are formed at these types of events and the hours that are spent together can be much mor enjoyable when there are people that you like to spend time with there.
Kids Pug Jokes
Pug jokes for kids
are popular in schools and most often used to share with their friends when they own a pug. Short pug jokes are within kids books and on televisions shows, along with other animal jokes
and puns. Using animals within children’s literature is a common way of increasing interest and ensuring that children will read them, as well as to teach them about differences among people. Though all animals are different in appearance and personality they manage to be friends and work together, and this can be translated into children being accepting of others differences. Helping children to become better friends and to be accepting of others is a common theme in kids books and shows.
Kids will remember their favorite joke and will repeat them consistently for the next few weeks or months. Using this as a way to teach them about caring for pets, about considering the feelings of others, and to just add some fun to the lessons and to classes is a popular method used by schools everywhere. The best pug jokes are useful to teachers, parents, and others when they are interacting with children and each other.