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Oyster jokes in 2024

Why did the oyster go to the shoe store? It needed some ‘shell’ shoes!

What did the oyster say to the clam at the beach? “Nice ‘mussel’!”

What do you call an oyster at a basketball game? A ‘slam clam’!

Why did the oyster go to the bakery? It wanted some ‘bun’der the sea!

What do you call an oyster that’s a comedian? A ‘laughing clam’!

Why did the oyster always get picked first in games? It had the best ‘shells’!

Why did the oyster go to the beauty salon? It wanted a ‘shell’ treatment!

What do you call an oyster at the beach? A sun-‘kissed’ beauty!

Why did the oyster go to the music festival? It wanted to ‘clam’ up!

Why was the oyster always late? It couldn’t get its ‘shells’ together!

What do you call an oyster at a football game? A ‘clam-goal’!

Why was the oyster a great detective? It always ‘clammed’ up the case!

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!

What do you call an oyster at a rap concert? A ‘clam rapper’!

What do you call a famous oyster? A ‘shell-ebrity’!

Why did the oyster go to the library? It wanted to read ‘sea’ novels!

What do you call an oyster that works at a restaurant? A ‘shell’-ver!

What do you call an oyster that won’t share? A shell-fish!

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