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Armadillo jokes in 2024

What do you call an armadillo who’s a great storyteller? An arma-narrator-dillo!

Why did the armadillo become a gardener? He loves ‘rooting’ around in the soil!

Why did the armadillo become a math teacher? He’s great at ‘rolling’ numbers!

What’s an armadillo’s favorite type of pastry? A cinnamon ‘roll’!

What do you call an armadillo who’s a top chef? Arma-Gordon-Ramsay-dillo!

Why did the armadillo join the circus? He wanted to ‘roll up’ in the big top!

Why did the armadillo go to the theater? He loves a good ‘roll’ in a play!

What do you call an armadillo who’s a weatherman? Arma-meteorologist-dillo!

What’s an armadillo’s favorite type of salad? A ‘roll’-ed vegetable wrap!

Why did the armadillo become a director? He loves to ‘roll’ the camera!

What do you call an armadillo who’s a great detective? Sher’roll’ Holmes!

What do you call an armadillo who loves to travel? An arma-globe-trotter-dillo!

Why did the armadillo become a construction worker? He’s great at ‘rolling’ up the blueprints!

Why did the armadillo go to the carnival? He loves ‘rolling’ in the ferris wheel!

What do you call an armadillo who’s a successful businessman? Arma-billionaire-dillo!

Why did the armadillo become a baker? He loved the smell of fresh ‘roll’!

Why did the armadillo join the fire department? He wanted to ‘roll’ to the rescue!

What’s an armadillo’s favorite movie genre? Anything full of ‘roll-ing’ action!

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