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Armadillo jokes in 2024

What do you call an armadillo who’s a great storyteller? An arma-narrator-dillo!

Why did the armadillo become a director? He loves to ‘roll’ the camera!

What do you call an armadillo who’s a great detective? Sher’roll’ Holmes!

What do you call an armadillo who loves to travel? An arma-globe-trotter-dillo!

Why did the armadillo become a construction worker? He’s great at ‘rolling’ up the blueprints!

Why did the armadillo go to the carnival? He loves ‘rolling’ in the ferris wheel!

What do you call an armadillo who’s a successful businessman? Arma-billionaire-dillo!

Why did the armadillo become a baker? He loved the smell of fresh ‘roll’!

Why did the armadillo join the fire department? He wanted to ‘roll’ to the rescue!

What’s an armadillo’s favorite movie genre? Anything full of ‘roll-ing’ action!

What do you call an armadillo who loves karaoke? An arma-solo-dillo!

Why did the armadillo become a yoga instructor? He’s great at ‘roll’-ing out the mat!

What’s an armadillo’s favorite exercise? The ‘shell’ press!

What’s an armadillo’s favorite casino game? ‘Roll’-ette!

Why did the armadillo become a chef? He loves ‘baking and rolling’ the dough!

Why did the armadillo go to the spa? He loves a good ‘roll’ massage!

Why did the armadillo cross the road? He heard the chickens were on strike!

What’s an armadillo’s favorite candy? Tootsie ‘rolls’!

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