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Pi Day jokes in 2022

Why is it tragic that parallel lines have so much in common?
– Because they’ll never meet.

How many bakers does it take to bake a pi? 3.14.

What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter?
– A cow pi.

What is the name of the animal that is known in the animal kingdom to celebrate Pi Day?
– The name of this animal is Pithon!

Last weekend, Pi again got into a driving accident. He was going way over the acceptable speed limit and was not slowing down and soon got into a crash! The police had to revoke the driving license because Pi never knows when to stop!

Why should you never talk to pi?
– Because he’ll just go on forever.

Can you recite pi?
– Apple, peach, blueberry, pumpkin, pecan…

Do you know what is the official animal of Pi Day….. Well the answer is PI thon!!! Happy Pi Day to you.

I know every single digit of pi!
– I just don’t have them in the right order.

What do you get when you divide a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
– Pumpkin pi.

What was Sir Isaac Newton’s favorite dessert?

– Apple pi.

Why should you never talk to pi?
– Because it’ll just go on forever.

What do Pi and anti-vaxxers have in common?
– They’re both irrational.

There was a reason why the other numbers stayed away from Pi. You know, once Pi starts to talk it will go on and on forever!

Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?
– Because his parents wouldn’t cosine.

3.14% of sailors are pi-rates.

Old mathematicians never die…
…They just lose some of their functions.

Couldn’t find any round pies for Pi Day!
– My baker insists pie are squared

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