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Pi Day jokes in 2023

What is a mathematician’s favorite snake?
– A pi-thon.

Come to the nerd side. We have pi.

Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing a river?
– It was three feet deep on average.

Who was the most round medieval knight at the High Table of King Arthur?
– The knight was Sir Cumference because he had eaten too much of pi!

Researchers were astonished when they discovered something new in Alaska. They found out that the value of pi decreases every day over there. They later realized that everything shrinks in the cold!

What do you call two guys who love math?
– Algebros.

You get a smaller circumference.

Parallel lines have so much in common…
…It’s too bad they’ll never meet.

Happy Pi Day
Me: I dreamed my teacher is making me read out endless values of π.
Psychiatrist: Is it recurring?
Me: Not as far as anyone can tell.

What’s wrong with the equation ‘pi r squared?’
– Pi are round. Cake are square.

Pi had its driver’s license revoked because it didn’t know when to stop.

Never talk to pi. He’ll go on forever.

What language should you speak on Pi day?
– Sine language!

What ratings did the mathematician give the movie ‘Life of Pi’ when he wrote for his monthly college magazine?
– He humorously gave it a rating of 3.14 out of 5.

Why did two fours skip dinner?
– Because they already 8.

What do you get when you cut a jack-o’-lantern by its diameter?
– Pumpkin pi.

Why don’t calculus majors throw house parties?
– Because you should never drink and derive.

What’s pi times e
– ate something

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