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Pi Day jokes in 2024

What was Sir Isaac Newton’s favorite dessert?
– Apple pi.

What did pi say to its partner?

– Stop being so irrational.

Having an argument with pi just goes around in circles.

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat. You get fat.
You were expecting a joke about pi? On my cake day?

What would you call a secret agent who is very good at math and can easily solve difficult equations?
– We should definitely be calling him a s-pi!

What do you get when a bunch of sheep stand around in a circle?
– Shepherd’s pi.

A math teacher saw the movie American Pie. She gave it 3.14 stars.

A farmer counted 196 cows in the field…
…But when he rounded them up, he had 200.

I welcome you to the nerd side because we have pi…. Happy Pi Day.

A mathematician once walked into a restaurant. The waitress went over to his table and asked him what he wanted. He replied, “1.57”! The waitress was very confused but it turns out that he wanted to have half of a pi!

What did one math book say to the other?
– Leave me alone — I’ve got my own problems!

What happens when you eat less pi and focus on diet and exercise?

Why do mathematicians like parks?
– Because of all the natural logs.

What is that one movie that a pi likes to watch at any day anytime?
– He loves to watch the award-winning movie ‘Life of Pi’!

Why is pi so lucky in love?
– Because its love is infinite and non-repeating.

What do you get when a bunch of sheep stand in a circle?

– Shepard’s pi.

What do you get if you eat 3.14 pies?
– Fat. You get fat.

What will you get when you take the sun and then divide its circumference by using its diameter….. The answer is that you will get Pi up in the sky.

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