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Pi Day jokes in 2024

What’s wrong with the equation ‘pi r squared?’
– Pi are round. Cake are square.

Pi had its driver’s license revoked because it didn’t know when to stop.

Never talk to pi. He’ll go on forever.

What language should you speak on Pi day?
– Sine language!

What ratings did the mathematician give the movie ‘Life of Pi’ when he wrote for his monthly college magazine?
– He humorously gave it a rating of 3.14 out of 5.

Why did two fours skip dinner?
– Because they already 8.

What do you get when you cut a jack-o’-lantern by its diameter?
– Pumpkin pi.

Why don’t calculus majors throw house parties?
– Because you should never drink and derive.

What’s pi times e
– ate something

I was very keen to know what my nephew was doing in the garden. He was looking at the sun and making calculations. Upon further inspection, I understood that he was trying to divide the circumference of the sun by its diameter to get an end result of a Pi in the sky!

What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place?
– A roamin’ numeral.

What do you get when a bunch of sheep stand around in a circle?
– Shepherd’s pi.

Why should you never mention the number 288?
It’s two gross.

What is the total number of chefs required to make a pie that will never end?
– The total number of chefs required is 3.14!

What did the students say about their Euclidean geometry test?
– It was easy as pi.

Why did pi have its driver’s license revoked?

– Because it didn’t know when to stop.

What do you call a young student who loves math and wants to know more about the number pi?
– An as-pi-ring mathematician!

Have you ever heart of Eskimo Pi…. Well that is the pi in Alaska which is only 3.00 when it gets super cold as everything tends to shrink when it is very cold.

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