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Spring jokes 🌼🍀🌸 in 2022

Which spring month can’t ever make a decision?
– MAYbe

Q: Why was the bee mad?
– A: You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar.

Q: Does February like March?
– A: No, but April May

Why did the farmer bury all his money?
– To make his soil rich.

I’d like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?
– Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.

What falls in April but never gets hurt?
– Rain.

How does the sun listen to it’s favorite music?
– On the ray-dio

Q: What do you call two young married spiders?
– A: Newly webs.

Q: Why are oak trees so forgiving?
– A: Every Spring they “turn over a new leaf”.

What do most people look forward to but most mattresses fear?
– Spring Break

What’s the difference between a springroll and a summer roll?
– The seasoning.

Do bees fly in the rain?
– Before they go out they put on their yellow jackets.

Q: Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike?
– A: It lost its petals.

Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
– Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.

What does the writer suffer from each spring?
– A case of allegories

Which month is the worst at making decisions?
– MAYbe.

What did summer say to spring?
– Help, I’m going to fall!

Q: How excited was the gardener about spring?
– A: So excited he wet his plants.

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