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Spring jokes 🌼🍀🌸 in 2024

Q: Which month can’t make a decision?
– A: MAYbe.

I heard you bought a new bed! Did you get a spring mattress?
– Oh no, I use it all year.

Q: What did the summer say to the spring?
– A: Help! I’m going to fall.

What goes up when the rain goes down?
– Umbrellas.

Why doesn’t Conor McGregor like fighting in the spring?
– Because of Mayweather

What do you get when you push an Easter egg off a hill?
– A springroll.

What month is the shortest?
– May because it only has three letters!

Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
– A: Bugs Bunny.

Q: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
– A: Lily!

What kind of garden does a baker have?
– A flour garden.

Why do blondes give more head in spring?
– They’ve heard that one swallow doesn’t make a summer

What flowers can you find on someone’s face?
– Tulips.

What do you do say it’s raining chickens and ducks in April?
– Did you see this fowl weather?

Q: What is Spring’s favorite kind of pickles?
– A: Daffo-dills!

Q: What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?
– A: EGG-plants!

How do you make a waterbed more bouncy
– You add spring water

Did you see the ice and snow was melting?
– I thaw.

Why did the worm cross the ruler?
– To become an inchworm!

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