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Spring jokes 🌼🍀🌸 in 2022

Did you see the other day the bed store is having a spring sale?
– The rest of the bed is still full price though…

Q: What did the seed say to the flower?
– A: OK, Bloomer.

When do monkeys fall from the sky?
– During Ape-ril showers!

What did the spring say to the airplane?
– Boeing!!

What do parents like to do in April?
– Go to a Bruce Springstein concert.

Does February like March?
– No but April May

What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
– A drizzly bear.

Q: Why did the bird go to the hospital?
– A: It needed tweetment!

What type of bird should you never take to the bank?
– A robin

What says the nymphomaniac’s right leg to her left leg, at the end of spring break ?
– “Long time no see !”

What’s the shortest month of the year?
– May – it’s only three letters long.

What’s a bow that can’t be tied?
– A rain-bow

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