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Spring jokes 🌼🍀🌸 in 2023

What is Spring’s favorite appetizer?
– A bloomin’ onion!

Q: When do monkeys fall from the sky?
– A: During APE-ril showers

Q: What type of bird should you never take to the bank?
– A: A robin.

Why did one bee tease the other bee?
– Because he was acting like a bay-bee!

Before I get into Spring Break traffic, I cover my car in Mucinex…
– It really thins out the congestion.

What bow can’t be tied?
– A rainbow.

What season is best to go on a trampoline?
– Spring-time

Q: What do you call it when worms take over the world?
– A: Global Worming.

Q: Why did the worm cross the ruler?
– A: To become an inchworm.

Why do doctors hate popular Instagram accounts that only post in the spring?
– Because they’re seasonal influencers!

What does the author suffer from in April?
– A strong case of allegories.

What do sheep do on a sunny spring day?
– Have a Baa baa cue!

Q: How does a bee brush its hair?
– A: With its honeycomb.

What did the big flower say to the little one?
– You’re really growing, bud!

When I was a kid, we were so poor I had to bathe in the spring.
– When money was good, I’d bathe in the fall too.

What kind of garden do you have if you’re a baker?
– A flour garden.

What month always asks questions and permission?
– May!

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
– A: Pilgrims!

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