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Spring jokes 🌼🍀🌸 in 2021
Which spring month can’t ever make a decision?
Q: Why was the bee mad?
– A: You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar.
Q: Does February like March?
– A: No, but April May
Why did the farmer bury all his money?
– To make his soil rich.
I’d like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?
– Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.
What falls in April but never gets hurt?
How does the sun listen to it’s favorite music?
– On the ray-dio
Q: What do you call two young married spiders?
– A: Newly webs.
Q: Why are oak trees so forgiving?
– A: Every Spring they “turn over a new leaf”.
What do most people look forward to but most mattresses fear?
– Spring Break
What’s the difference between a springroll and a summer roll?
– The seasoning.
Do bees fly in the rain?
– Before they go out they put on their yellow jackets.