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Carhartt jokes 🥾🦺 in 2024

Why did the Carhartt pants refuse to wear anything else? They said they were the toughest pants out there.

What do you call a Carhartt jacket that’s been through a meteor strike? Still tougher than a planet.

How does a Carhartt wearer like their coffee? Strong and durable.

What do you call a Carhartt jacket that’s been through a flood? Still tough enough to wear.

Why did the Carhartt pants refuse to wear anything else? They said they were the only pants that could handle their rugged lifestyle.

How does a Carhartt wearer like their steak cooked? As rugged and rare as possible.

How does a Carhartt wearer like their eggs? As rugged and scrambled as possible.

Why did the Carhartt jacket start wearing a safety vest? To always be visible on a construction site.

What do you get when you cross a Carhartt jacket with a flannel shirt? The ultimate lumberjack outfit.

Why did the Carhartt pants refuse to wear anything else? They said they were the only pants tough enough for an oil rig.

How does a Carhartt wearer like their beer? As tough as they are.

What do you call a Carhartt jacket that’s been through a bear attack? The bear needed to go to the hospital, not the jacket.

What do you call a Carhartt jacket that’s been chewed up by a dog? Still tough enough to wear.

How does a Carhartt wearer like their burritos? As rugged and smothered as possible.

Why did the Carhartt jacket start a fight with the North Face jacket? They said they were the tougher brand.

How does a Carhartt wearer like their pizza? As rugged and extra crispy as possible.

What’s the difference between a Carhartt jacket and a suit jacket? One is for working hard, the other is for hardly working.

Why did the Carhartt pants refuse to wear anything else? They said they were the only pants tough enough for a mining job.

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