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Tesla jokes 🚗⚡🔋 in 2024

Why did Elon Musk start a flamethrower company? To light up the competition.

What do you get when you cross a Tesla and a Jaguar? A Jagtesla.

What do you call a Tesla that’s always plugged in? A charge hog.

Why did the Tesla get pulled over? It was driving too far ahead of its time.

Why did Elon Musk’s computer break down? It ran out of spaceX.

Why did Elon Musk get a ticket? He was caught speeding through a wormhole.

What do you call a Tesla that’s always getting lost? A disoriented driver.

Why did the Tesla get rejected from the car wash? It was too electric to handle.

Why did Elon Musk get a ticket? He was caught doing donuts around a black hole.

Why did Elon Musk start a space internet company? To keep his customers connected across the cosmos.

Why did the Tesla refuse to go on a road trip? It said it was too charged for that.

Why did the Tesla get a ticket? It was caught using autopilot in a carpool lane.

Why did Elon Musk start a rocket company? To launch himself to the top of the Forbes list.

Why did Elon Musk start a tunneling company? To dig his way out of debt.

What do you get when you cross a Tesla and a Ford Mustang? A Tesla-Stang.

What do you call a Tesla that’s always in the shop? A fixer-upper.

Why did Elon Musk get a ticket? He was caught accelerating at an exponential rate.

Why did Elon Musk start a brain implant company? To connect with his customers on a deeper level.

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