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Stupid jokes in 2024

What do you call a hippie’s wife?
– A Mississippi!

Why did Batman and Robin quit going fishing together?
-Because Robin ate all the worms!

What do you call a magician dog?
– A labracadabrador.

Why don’t crabs donate?
-Because they’re shellfish.

What do you call a man who can’t stand?

What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?
– “Oh sheet!”

What do you give to a sick lemon?
-Lemon aid!

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
– He felt his presents.

What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
-One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

What do you call a farm that makes bad jokes?
– Corny!

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
-That’s just how I roll.

What do an apple and an orange have in common?
-Neither one can drive.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
-He neverlands.

Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
-Because the pee is silent.

What do you call an empty can of Cheese Whiz?
– Cheese Was.

What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?
-Hi Cliff!

What day of the week do all fish dislike the most?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
-Ten tickles.

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