Stupid jokes in 2021

What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
– It gets toad!

What did one dish say to the other?
– Dinner is on me!

Where did the king keep his armies?
-Up his sleevies.

What do bees do if they need a ride?
– Wait at the buzz stop!

Why do cow-milking stools only have three legs?
– ‘Cause the cow’s got the udder!

What do you call a psychic little person who has escaped from prison?
-A small medium at large.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
-Because if they flew over the bay, they’ve bagels!

I was sitting in traffic the other day.
-Probably why I got run over.

Who can jump higher than a house?
– Pretty much anyone. (Houses can’t jump.)

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
-I don’t know, but its flag is a big plus!

What does a house wear?
-Address!

What are the biggest enemies of caterpillars?
-Dogerpillers.

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