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Stupid jokes in 2023

What do you call a hippie’s wife?
– A Mississippi!

Why did Batman and Robin quit going fishing together?
-Because Robin ate all the worms!

What do you call a magician dog?
– A labracadabrador.

Why don’t crabs donate?
-Because they’re shellfish.

What do you call a man who can’t stand?

What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?
– “Oh sheet!”

Where did the computer go dancing?
-The disc-o!

I like to spend every day as if it’s my last.
-Staying in bed and calling for a nurse to bring me more pudding.

Have you heard of the band 923 Megabytes?
-Probably not, they haven’t had a gig yet.

What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?

What do you call a dangerous sun shower?
-A rain of terror!

What did the buffalo say when his son left?

Ever tried to eat a clock?
-It’s time-consuming.

What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
– It gets toad!

What did one dish say to the other?
– Dinner is on me!

Where did the king keep his armies?
-Up his sleevies.

What do bees do if they need a ride?
– Wait at the buzz stop!

Why do cow-milking stools only have three legs?
– ‘Cause the cow’s got the udder!

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