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Cosmic jokes ๐ŸŒŒ in 2024

What do you call a fruit that goes to space? A bananaut!

Why didn’t Venus go to the school dance? It couldn’t find a partner with enough space!

What’s a spacemanโ€™s favorite chocolate? A Mars bar!

How do you organize a space party? You planet!

What’s an astronaut’s favorite meal? Launch!

Why did the sun stop reading its horoscope? It didn’t want to get burned by its future!

What is a spaceman’s favorite part of a joke? The punch moon!

How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it!

Why was the math book unhappy? It had too many problems to solve with Jupiter’s moons!

What’s a lightyear? The same as a regular year, but with less calories!

Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!

What’s a galaxy’s favorite type of candy? Mars-mallows!

What did the astronaut use to keep his pants up? An asteroid belt!

Why was the star always late? It had too many space jams!

How do you know if the moon is going broke? When it’s down to its last quarter!

Why did the moon break up with the sun? It was just a passing phase!

What do you call a tick on the moon? A lunatic!

Why did the star go to school? To get a little brighter!

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