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Plumber jokes 🚽👨‍🔧 in 2024

What do you call a plumber who has become super and has his own game?
– Super Mario!

What rocks while it flushes?
– Well, a rocking chair toilet, of course!

Why did the plumber always carry a few wrenches to work?
– Because they were known to turn heads!

When the plumbers faced off in a competition, the announcer exclaimed,
– “Something is about to go down over here!”

What happens when Chuck Norris becomes a plumber?
– The toilet fixes itself!

What’s the difference between a doctor and a plumber?
– A doctor washes his hands after he has gone to the toilet, but a plumber washes his hands before.

How does a plumber capture his enemies?
– He used the p-trap to capture the enemies!

Whenever a plumber visits a house where he has to take off his shoes, he starts to unclog!

How does one differentiate between a plumber and a chemist?
– You can simply request them to pronounce ‘unionized’!

Did you hear about the Jedi who gave up all his training to become a plumber?
– He went over to the Darkside of the faucet.

Why shouldn’t you play poker with a plumber?
– A good flush beats a full house every time

What do you call someone who is great at picking plums?
– You call him a plumber!

The two plumbers got into a massive argument regarding the boiler.
– Things got very heated between them!

What is the favorite fruit of plumbers all around the world?
– They absolutely love having plumbs!

What do you call a room full of cynical plumbers?
– A skeptic tank.

How can you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?
– Ask them to say the word unionized.

Why would the plumber always insist on fitting new toilets personally?
– Because he always wanted to go where nobody else has ever gone before.

I had once called an Italian plumber named Mario. Instead of fixing things,
– he jumped on my turtles and ate all my mushrooms!

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