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Fish Jokes 🐟 in 2023

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

What do you call a fish with lots of money?
-A goldfish.

What do you call a rich fish?

Why did the girl pour glue into her fishbowl?
-She wanted to make a fish stick.

Why did the fish get bad grades?
-Because it was below sea level.

Game warden: Didn’t you see the no-fishing sign, son?
– Boy: I’m not fishing, sir. I’m teaching these worms how to swim!

What do you call hunting for fish in Chernobyl?
-Nuclear fishin’.

How does a shark greet a fish?
-Pleased to eat you!

Where do fishermen go to get their hair cut?
-The bobber shop.

Why is fishing such good business?
-The net profits.

A Newfie went ice fishing and heard a voice say, “There’s no fish there.” He gets up and goes a few feet further. Digs a hole and starts fishing again. Again, he hears the voice: “There’s no fish there.” Looking up, the Newfie says, “Is that you, Lord?
-To which the voice replied, “No. It’s the Manager of the Arena.”

Why did the dog jump from the boat into the ocean?
-He thought he saw a catfish.

Why do fish live in salt water?
-Because pepper makes them sneeze!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
-Something with a good tune-a!

What do fish take to stay healthy?
-Vitamin Sea.

What’s the fish that makes this sound “ shhhhhhhhhhhhh” ?
-The fried fish.

What happened when the shark got famous?
-He became a starfish!

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