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Fish Jokes 🐟 in 2024

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
-Fsh.

Where do fishermen go to get their hair cut?
-The bobber shop.

Why is fishing such good business?
-The net profits.

A Newfie went ice fishing and heard a voice say, “There’s no fish there.” He gets up and goes a few feet further. Digs a hole and starts fishing again. Again, he hears the voice: “There’s no fish there.” Looking up, the Newfie says, “Is that you, Lord?
-To which the voice replied, “No. It’s the Manager of the Arena.”

Why did the dog jump from the boat into the ocean?
-He thought he saw a catfish.

Why do fish live in salt water?
-Because pepper makes them sneeze!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
-fsh

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
-Something with a good tune-a!

What do fish take to stay healthy?
-Vitamin Sea.

What’s the fish that makes this sound “ shhhhhhhhhhhhh” ?
-The fried fish.

What happened when the shark got famous?
-He became a starfish!

How do you talk to a fish?
-You drop it a line.

What kind of fish eats mice?
-A catfish..

How do you catch a unique zebrafish?
-Unique up on it.

What type of music should you listen to whilst fishing?
– Something catchy.

Why did the scuba divers start laughing when they got near the coral reefs?
– They saw a clownfish.

What do you call a fish with two knees?
-Tunyfish

How do shellfish get to the hospital?
– In a clambulance.

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