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Fish Jokes 🐟 in 2022

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

How many tickles will it take to make an octopus laugh?

I’ve bought an underwater craft in a bright green color.
-It’s sublime!

What did the shark say when he was accused of hitting his brother?
-Not gill-ty!Not gill-ty!

What did one fish say to the other?
-Keep your mouth shut and you won’t get caught.

Where do you find a fish in orbit?
– Trouter space.

I’m sorry for all the fish puns.
-I feel so GILL-ty.

Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says…
-“How do you drive this thing?”

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
-Swimming trunks.

Why did the whale eat two ships full of potatos?
-Because no one can eat just one potato ship.

What kind of fish only comes out at night?
-A starfish

How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?
-One, but you should have seen the bulb – it was THIS big!

When should you be afraid of an underwater plant?
-When it’s anemone.

What did the Mum shark say to the kid shark?
-Watch that sharkasm, young man!Watch that sharkasm, young man!

Why are fish so easy to weigh?
-Because they have their own scales.

I have a fish that can breakdance!
-Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

I have always admired fishermen.
-They are reel men.

What is a pirate’s favorite fish?
-A swordfish.

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