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Fish Jokes 🐟 in 2022

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
-Fsh.

What type of music should you listen to whilst fishing?
– Something catchy.

Why did the scuba divers start laughing when they got near the coral reefs?
– They saw a clownfish.

What do you call a fish with two knees?
-Tunyfish

How do shellfish get to the hospital?
– In a clambulance.

I made some fish tacos last night.
-They just swam right past them.

What do you call a man and a woman who own a fishing store?
-Rod and Annette.

Two fish swam into a concrete wall.
-One turns to the other and says “Dam!”

What do you get if you cross a fishing rod with a P.E sock?
-A hook, line, and stinker!

How do you catch a tame zebrafish?
-Tame way, unique up on it.

Why did the fish blush?
-Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.

What do you call a dog underwater?
-A Scooby diver.

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