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Fish Jokes 🐟 in 2024

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Where does a fish keep its money?
-A riverbank.

Why did Batman and Robin quit going fishing together?
-Because Robin ate all the worms!

What rock band has four guys that don’t sing?
-Mount Rushmore.

What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
-You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!

So I started this new underwater band-project
-I hope you guys like aquapella!

Two fish are sitting in a tank..
-One looks at the other and says, “Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?!

What does every fisherman want?
– A gillfriend.

What do you call a fish that practices medicine?
-A Sturgeon.

The only thing I can take seriously in the newspapers nowadays is fish and chips…
-And even that I take with a pinch of salt.

What do you call a fish that won’t shut up?
– A big-mouthed bass.

What do you call a lazy Crawfish?
-A slobster

How do you catch an electric eel?
-Use a ligthning rod.

What is the easiest way to catch a fish?
-Have someone throw it to you.

Who eats at underwater restaurants?
-Scuba diners.

e?How does a squid go into battle?
-d!Well armed!

What do you call a fish with two legs?
– A two-knee fish.

Why do fish swim in schools?
-Because they can’t walk.

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