Fish Jokes ๐ŸŸ in 2021

What do you call a fish with lots of money?
-A goldfish.

What do you call a rich fish?
-Goldfish.

Why did the girl pour glue into her fishbowl?
-She wanted to make a fish stick.

Why did the fish get bad grades?
-Because it was below sea level.

Game warden: Didnโ€™t you see the no-fishing sign, son?
– Boy: Iโ€™m not fishing, sir. Iโ€™m teaching these worms how to swim!

What do you call hunting for fish in Chernobyl?
-Nuclear fishinโ€™.

How does a shark greet a fish?
-Pleased to eat you!

Where do fishermen go to get their hair cut?
-The bobber shop.

Why is fishing such good business?
-The net profits.

A Newfie went ice fishing and heard a voice say, โ€œThereโ€™s no fish there.โ€ He gets up and goes a few feet further. Digs a hole and starts fishing again. Again, he hears the voice: โ€œThereโ€™s no fish there.โ€ Looking up, the Newfie says, โ€œIs that you, Lord?
-To which the voice replied, โ€œNo. Itโ€™s the Manager of the Arena.โ€

Why did the dog jump from the boat into the ocean?
-He thought he saw a catfish.

Why do fish live in salt water?
-Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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