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Fish Jokes 🐟 in 2022

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
-Fsh.

What is the easiest way to catch a fish?
-Have someone throw it to you.

Who eats at underwater restaurants?
-Scuba diners.

e?How does a squid go into battle?
-d!Well armed!

What do you call a fish with two legs?
– A two-knee fish.

Why do fish swim in schools?
-Because they can’t walk.

My child will not eat fish, what can I replace it with?
-A cat.
Cats love fish.

Why are fish cleverer than people?
-Ever see a fish spend a fortune trying to catch a human?

I am alive without breath and cold as death. I am never thirsty but always drinking. What am I?
-Fish.

Fisherwoman. Is this river good for trout?
-Fisherman. Must be, I can’t catch any.

There was a sale today at the fish market.
-I went to see what the catch was.

Did you know that there are more airplanes underwater
-than submarines in the sky?

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