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Bingo jokes in 2022

Try not to take your bingo too seriously.

– At the end of the day, it’s just a load of balls.

How do you make 4 nice old ladies say “f*ck!”?
– Have the fifth shout “bingo!”

TIL the agricultural etymology of the word bingo.
– There was a farmer who had a dog.

Why don’t physicists and Bingo players get along?
– They disagree on the application and existence of a free space.

What do you call a woman who’s addicted to online bingo?

– Betty.

How do newlyweds play bingo?
– 9 and you’re mine.

I watched the US Presidential Debate last night, but I don’t know if it was worth it
– If I wanted to watch two old men fighting and screaming at each other, I would have just gone to bingo night at the local nursing home‬.

How does a mid-age man call his cards?
– 25 and mid-life crisis.

The friends decided to never eat before the game of bingo as it turned out to be unlucky for some.

Herbie had climbed a tree and did not want to come down as he had lost at a game of bingo.
– The next day, in school, others called him, “Here Comes Herbie, Stuck in a Tree.”

How did Mitchel know so much about bingo?
– He had a PhD.

How to describe your travel stories while playing bingo?
– 54 and old ladies on a tour.

How do you get nine grandmas to swear?
– Make the tenth one shout “bingo!”

What is an oncologist’s favourite bingo number?
– It is B-9.

I got fired from my Bingo Caller Job…
– Apparently “A meal for two with a hairy view” is not the way you say 69.

Thou shalt never envy thy neighbor’s win.

The boy band organized an illegal bingo game until the police knocked at the door.

The seniors advised the newbie bingo players to buckle the shoe as they performed poorly in the previous round.

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