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Bingo jokes in 2023

How do you make 4 nice old ladies say “f*ck!”?
– Have the fifth shout “bingo!”

Try not to take your bingo too seriously.

– At the end of the day, it’s just a load of balls.

What do you call a woman who’s addicted to online bingo?

– Betty.

TIL the agricultural etymology of the word bingo.
– There was a farmer who had a dog.

The seniors advised the newbie bingo players to buckle the shoe as they performed poorly in the previous round.

How does one be rooted to their native place while playing Bingo?
– 39 and Long Island time.

Why don’t physicists and Bingo players get along?
– They disagree on the application and existence of a free space.

How do newlyweds play bingo?
– 9 and you’re mine.

I like my tumors like I like my bingo numbers…
– B9

How do you break up an Al-Quaeda bingo game?
– Yell “B-52!”

What do you call it when an elderly man that won three bingos in a row?

– A Jerry hat-trick.

What is the common wish of a bingo player and a driver in a parking lot?
– A free space.

When is bingo harmless?
– When its B9!

What’s the fastest way to break up a bingo game in North Korea?
– B-52! B-52!

How many balls were brought by the players of bingo for their pool table?
– 75 balls.

An elderly man arrives home from bingo and his wife comes running up to him.

– “Thank goodness you’re home safe! I was watching the news and apparently a lunatic was driving down the wrong side of the freeway!”

– He responds, “*A* Lunatic? There were hundreds of them!”

Freddy had not won a game of bingo for long and was waiting for the next Sunday, as it was the lucky seven of the month.

The expert bingo player introduced his forty-year-old son to the game and said,
– “Here’s where life begins.”

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