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Bingo jokes in 2022

How do you make 4 nice old ladies say “f*ck!”?
– Have the fifth shout “bingo!”

Try not to take your bingo too seriously.

– At the end of the day, it’s just a load of balls.

Why don’t physicists and Bingo players get along?
– They disagree on the application and existence of a free space.

What do you call a woman who’s addicted to online bingo?

– Betty.

How do newlyweds play bingo?
– 9 and you’re mine.

When is bingo harmless?
– When its B9!

This is my favourite joke I made, I hope no-one else has thought about it
How do you get an old English woman to say “f**k”
– Get someone else to shout “bingo!”

Why do Japanese people hate bingo?

– They all scramble for cover when you call B-29.

Thou shalt never peek at thy neighbor’s card.

Richard was known for his spontaneity but when his parents got to know about his addiction to bingo, his duck and dive did not work.

Did you hear about the bingo caller who had a tumor?
– Luckily, the tumor was B-9.

What is the doctor’s favorite card in bingo?
– B12, it resonates with the vitamin.

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