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Bingo jokes in 2024

Try not to take your bingo too seriously.

– At the end of the day, it’s just a load of balls.

How do you make 4 nice old ladies say “f*ck!”?
– Have the fifth shout “bingo!”

What do you call a woman who’s addicted to online bingo?

– Betty.

What do you call it when an elderly man that won three bingos in a row?

– A Jerry hat-trick.

TIL the agricultural etymology of the word bingo.
– There was a farmer who had a dog.

How do you get nine grandmas to swear?
– Make the tenth one shout “bingo!”

The seniors advised the newbie bingo players to buckle the shoe as they performed poorly in the previous round.

How does one be rooted to their native place while playing Bingo?
– 39 and Long Island time.

Why don’t physicists and Bingo players get along?
– They disagree on the application and existence of a free space.

How do newlyweds play bingo?
– 9 and you’re mine.

I like my tumors like I like my bingo numbers…
– B9

How do you break up an Al-Quaeda bingo game?
– Yell “B-52!”

What is the common wish of a bingo player and a driver in a parking lot?
– A free space.

When is bingo harmless?
– When its B9!

ADHD & Sleep Problems. Funny That You Asked!!
– I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep…

– 1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. *Old MacDonald had a farm* and bingo was his name-o!

Its Before not “be fore”
– We’re speaking English not Bingo.

Why don’t physicists and Bingo players get along?

– They disagree on the application and existence of a free space.

How does a boy on diet play bingo?
– He says 83 and gluten-free.

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