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Mechanic jokes 👨‍🔧 in 2022

While driving home I saw my mechanic on the side of the road crying like a little baby.
– I don’t know exactly what happened but he must have had a serious breakdown

Why did the mechanic refuse to eat his lunch at the garage?
– Because it was full of car-bs.

Why did the kid want to become an elevator mechanic?
– Because he enjoyed the ups and downs of his job.

Mechanics might disagree, but…
– …eyedrops are technically blinker fluid.

The signboard of the new Egyptian garage named after a ruler says, ‘Toot’an-come-in.’

Heard about the man who had the car on his head?
– Jack.

I asked a mechanic for a book on how to fix automatic gearboxes…
– But he only has manuals.

What do you name a mechanical encyclopedia?
– A facts machine.

What did the mechanic says to the musician?
– Don’t worry, the damages on the car look to B-Minor.

What does the police mechanic say to the stuck oil filter?
– Stop Resisting!

Mexicans be like
– I know a friend that can fix it

Have you seen a car with zero tires?
– It is totally unwheel.

Heard about the car resting at the gas station?
– It was exhaust-ed.

I would like to say a quantum mechanical joke.
– I would like to say a quantum mechanical joke.
– But then you would or wouldn’t get it, unless you make a measurement.

The racing car driver didn’t want to stop at the garage as he was already in the pits.

What happens when you cross the bridge with a car?
– You get to the other side.

I think the mechanic in my local garage has amnesia.
– I took my car for a new light bulb, and the mechanic asked me what year it was.

My broken down car is haunted by the ghost of a mechanic…
– He told me he really wants a pay rise but his supervisor can’t review his performance without a working car-boo-rator.

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