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Cow jokes ๐Ÿ„ in 2021

How do you get a cow to keep quiet?
-Press the moooote button.

Why donโ€™t cows have any money?
-How did the farmer find his lost cow? dry.

What do you get when you pamper a cow?
-Spoiled milk.

How did the cow know he was noble?
-He was a Sir Loin.

What do you call a strong cow?
-Beefy.

My butcher gave me beef from a female cow.
-I said, โ€œI believe this is a Miss Steak.โ€

Knock knock. Whoโ€™s there? Cow. Cow who?
– Cow-a-bunga dude!

What did the cow say to its therapist?
– โ€œI feel seen but not herd.โ€

What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
– Blue cheese.

What do you call a cow that drinks too much coffee?
-Over-calfinated.

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
-A milkshake!

How did the farmer find his lost cow?
– He tractor down.

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