Cow jokes ๐Ÿ„ in 2021

What do cows eat for breakfast?
-Moosli.

What do you call a cow that can part water?
-Moo-ses.

Where will you find the most cows?
-Moo York.

What do you get when you cross a cow and a rooster?
– Roost beef.

What did the cow and bull do for their first date?
– Dinner and a moovie.

If a cow is cold, you get a milkshake. But what do you get when the cow is even colder?
– If a cow is cold, you get a milkshake. But what do you get when the cow is even colder?

What did the Auntie cow say to her niece?
– โ€œYouโ€™re so udderly cute!โ€

What does a cow watch?
-MooTube.

Why was the cow sad?
-She was moo-dy.

How do farmers count their cows?
-They use a cowculator.

What is the canine equivalent of veal?
-Puppy chow.

What do cows play at concerts?
-Moo-sic!

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