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Cow jokes 🐄 in 2023

How does a cow become invisible?
-How does a cow become invisible?

What did the cow say to its therapist?
– “I feel seen but not herd.”

What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
– Blue cheese.

What do you call a cow that drinks too much coffee?
-Over-calfinated.

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
-A milkshake!

How did the farmer find his lost cow?
– He tractor down.

What do cows read in the morning?
-The moos-paper.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?
-Because the farmer’s hands were cold.

Why did the two cows hate each other?
– They had beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?
-Lean beef.

Know knock. Who’s there. Moo. Moo who?
– Make up your mind: Are you a cow or an owl?

What did the cow say to all her friends?
-“I am legen-dairy.”

My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana.
– The steaks have never been so high!

What did the secret agent cow say to the other?
– Are you udder cover?

What do cows eat for breakfast?
-Moosli.

What do you call a cow that can part water?
-Moo-ses.

Where will you find the most cows?
-Moo York.

What do you get when you cross a cow and a rooster?
– Roost beef.

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