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Cow jokes 🐄 in 2024

How does a cow become invisible?
-How does a cow become invisible?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
-Because they lactose.

Animal News Network had to fire its bovine news anchorman
-Because it was unrelia-bull.

What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
-An udder failure.

Knock knock. Who’s there? A cow with no lips. A cow with no lips who?
-A cow with no lips said ooo ooo.

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
-“It’s pasture bedtime.”

Why can’t the bankrupt cowboy complain?
– He got no beef.

How do you get a cow to keep quiet?
-Press the moooote button.

Why don’t cows have any money?
-How did the farmer find his lost cow? dry.

What do you get when you pamper a cow?
-Spoiled milk.

How did the cow know he was noble?
-He was a Sir Loin.

What do you call a strong cow?
-Beefy.

My butcher gave me beef from a female cow.
-I said, “I believe this is a Miss Steak.”

Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow. Cow who?
– Cow-a-bunga dude!

What did the cow say to its therapist?
– “I feel seen but not herd.”

What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
– Blue cheese.

What do you call a cow that drinks too much coffee?
-Over-calfinated.

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
-A milkshake!

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