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Potato Jokes ๐Ÿฅ” in 2023

Whatโ€™s the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?
-Anyone can mash potatoes, but no one can pea soup.

What is the difference between hot potato and a flying pig?
-One’s a heated yam, and one’s a yeeted ham.

Who is a potatoโ€™s favorite author?
– Edgar Allen Poe-tato.

What do you call a potato thatโ€™s reluctant to jump into boiling water?
-A hesi-tater.

Why do potatoes make good detectives?
-Because they keep their eyes peeled.

How did the Irish potato become bilingual?
-He became a French Fry.

What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes?
-A medi-tator

What do you call a potato at a football game?
-A spec-tater.

Why canโ€™t a farmer keep secrets on her farm?
-Because the corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes and the beans stalk.

What’s the difference between pea soup and mashed potato?
-Anyone can mash potatoes, but no one can pee soup.

What do you get when you put an elephant and a load of potatoes together?
-Mashed potatoes.

What did the sweet potato say to the regular potato?
– โ€œI yam what I yamโ€.

A guy goes into a store and asks if they sell Potato Clocks. The assistant says โ€œSorry sir, we donโ€™t. We have battery clocks, electrical clocks, wind up clocks. In fact, Iโ€™ve never heard of a potato clock.โ€ The man saysโ€ฆ
-โ€œNeither have I, but I start my new job at nine tomorrow and my wife said I should get a potato clock.โ€

How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman?

I yam always very happyโ€ฆ
– to eat sweet potatoes.

What do you call a potato at a sports game?
– A spec-tater.

What do you call a fake potato?
-An imi-tater.

Why didnโ€™t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster?
-IBecause he was a common-tater.

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