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Potato Jokes ๐Ÿฅ” in 2022

What do you call a potato thatโ€™s reluctant to jump into boiling water?
-A hesi-tater.

Why do potatoes make good detectives?
-Because they keep their eyes peeled.

How did the Irish potato become bilingual?
-He became a French Fry.

What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes?
-A medi-tator

Whatโ€™s the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?
-Anyone can mash potatoes, but no one can pea soup.

What is the difference between hot potato and a flying pig?
-One’s a heated yam, and one’s a yeeted ham.

How did the burger propose to the fry?
-With an onion ring?

What’s a spud’s least favourite dance?
– The mashed potato.

Whatโ€™s a potatoโ€™s favorite horror movie?
-The Silence of the Yams.

I know potato jokes have been made
-Iโ€™m just here to rehash them

What do you get when you cross a tater with a race car?
-Crashed potato.

Why does everyone love sweet potatoes?
-Theyโ€™re yammy.

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