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Potato Jokes ๐Ÿฅ” in 2021

What do you call a potato thatโ€™s always looking for a fight?
-An agi-tater.
Whoops. Meant to type 130. Forgot that the camera adds 10 pounds.

What do you call a french dog that loves potatoes?
– A pomme de terrier.

What do you call a potato after it’s been chopped up?
-A chip.

Why was the potato taken to a psychiatric hospital?
-It was starch raving mad.

A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.
– She said, โ€œAww, why are you so sweet?โ€
He said, โ€œItโ€™s just the way I yam.โ€

Two Amish women are digging potatoes in a field. The first turns to the other, hefts two large taters, and says โ€œThese potatoes remind me of my Jacobโ€.
-The second replies โ€œTheyโ€™re that big?โ€
โ€œNoโ€, the first says. โ€œTheyโ€™re that dirty.โ€

Whatโ€™s a potatoโ€™s favorite TV show?
-Starch Trek.

โ€œHow was your day?โ€ The steak asked the gloomy potato.
-The potato replied, โ€œIt was tater-ible.โ€

What do you call a potato that’s always looking for a fight?
– An agi-tater.

What do you call a spinning potato?
-A rotate-o.

What kind of potato would Kim Jong Un be?
-A dic-tater.

What do you call a monkey that sells chips?
-A Chipmunk.

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