Potato Jokes ๐Ÿฅ” in 2021

What do you get when you cross a tater with a race car?
-Crashed potato.

Why does everyone love sweet potatoes?
-Theyโ€™re yammy.

What do you call potatoes that have gone over to the dark side?
-Vader Tots.

What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes?
-A medi-tator

Why wouldnโ€™t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone?
-He desperately wanted a scoop.

What do you get when you put potatoes on the kitchen floor?
– Mashed potatoes.

Which disease is the biggest killer of potatoes?
– Tuber-culosis.

What do you use to carry potatoes?
-A tater tote.

What is the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
-Oneโ€™s a heated yam, and oneโ€™s a yeeted ham.

What do you call a Trans potato?
-A French fry

What does a potato say on a sunny morning?
-What a mashing day!

Whatโ€™s a potatoโ€™s favorite song to dance to at a Halloween party?
-The โ€œMonster Mash.โ€

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