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Fireman jokes 🔥🚒🧯 in 2024

What did the dad say when his son asked what a firefighter’s least favorite English letter was?
– He said, “R, son.”

What gift did the fireman’s son get as his Christmas gift?
– He got a ladder from his father!

Why couldn’t a man smell the smoke in his room?
– He’d burnt his nostril hair!

What happens when a cow tries to sneak past a dragon?
– You get a fine flaming yawn.

What did the dad say when his son asked, “Are we breaking the rules by setting fire to the building?”
– He said, “We are, son.”

If you ask any firefighter what kind of cracker he preferred to eat,
– he would always reply that it is a firecracker!

My friend wants to be a fireman one day because he has a lot of burning passion for the job!

I showed my band the lyrics I composed and they said I should be a poet
– Poet, fireman, accountant, anything but lyricist.

How are firemen and cops similar to each other?
– Both the groups aspire to be firefighters!

Why do volunteer firefighters understand the importance of milliseconds?
– Because that is the amount of time it takes before they tell someone that they are a volunteer firefighter!

What happens when you turn off the little fire alarm?
– The fire does not know when to wake up.

The fireman looked at my burning car and said, “Any idea how it started?”
– I said, “I just had to use my keys.”

Why was the firefighter wearing blue suspenders?
– Because the red ones were still in the wash!

What did the scientists say when a herd of goats suddenly burst up in flames?
– They said, “We still don’t know what the cattle-yst was.”

Where do pyromaniacs find a partner?
– On Match.com!

Army soldiers are perfectly equipped to be a firefighter.
– This is because they are used to taking fire!

My grandfather always said “son, you need to fight fire with fire…”
– Great guy, terrible fireman though

Why was the fireman late for work during the power failure emergency?
– He arrived late because he was stuck in the elevator!

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