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Fireman jokes 🔥🚒🧯 in 2022

What gift did the fireman’s son get as his Christmas gift?
– He got a ladder from his father!

Why couldn’t a man smell the smoke in his room?
– He’d burnt his nostril hair!

What happens when a cow tries to sneak past a dragon?
– You get a fine flaming yawn.

What happens when a group of arsonists that burned down the orchestra hall go up in flames with it?
– You have no symphony for them.

What do you get if you make a computer mouse from the feces of gigantic fire-breathing creatures?
– Dragon-drop interface!

When the renowned shoe factory burned down, the firemen could only save the one shoe sole.
– Guess you could say, that it was the sole survivor!

The only way to inform the fire department about a fire is to call them on the hotline!

At this time of year, there’s nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, and singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep.
– And that’s why I’m no longer a fireman.

What should you call firefighters who start to grow flowers in their garden one day?
– You should just call them by their name!

When there is a trailer fire, what is the first thing to get off from the fire truck?
– It is a lawn chair!

What do you call a movie based on the hot California summers?
– Mrs. Droughtfire!

Why would firefighters be great action movie stars?
– Because they have a lot of expertise in doing their own stunts!

What should you call a fireman who is very motivated and pumped up?
– You should call him a fired up man!

Which band do dragons love to hear?
– The Flaming Lips.

The firefighter took part in the game show and reached the final.
– He was comfortable in playing the game because he was in the hot seat!

There was this firefighter that I had met for a few dates.
– You could get to say that she is my new flame!

What did the Pikachu say to the fireman?
– “Pikachu”

What did the iceberg say to the incoming fireman?
– “If you dare to come close, I’ll knock you out!”

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