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Fireman jokes 🔥🚒🧯 in 2022

What gift did the fireman’s son get as his Christmas gift?
– He got a ladder from his father!

Why couldn’t a man smell the smoke in his room?
– He’d burnt his nostril hair!

What happens when a cow tries to sneak past a dragon?
– You get a fine flaming yawn.

What do you say when a chopper that Batman is flying bursts into flames?
– You say, “Christian, bail!”

What would you get if you walked across fiery coals?
– Hot chee-toes!

I have always wondered about when a firefighter loses his job, is he fired, or does he get the ax!

The fireman would always get into a bit of trouble because he was a hothead!

My favorite quote is: “Kill it with fire”…
– Shouldn’t have wrote that on my resume when I applied for a fireman.

What would happen if the fire chief and newbie jumped out of the house on fire one day?
– The chief would land first because the newbie would stop and ask others for directions.

If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant in a fire truck, then what is on the outside?
– It is K9P!

What happens when a wildfire makes a little joke?
– You get burned!

Why was the fire chief calling for more water during the fire?
– Because the fire had taken place at a sponge factory!

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