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Blond jokes in 2024

“Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.”

“Why did the blonde bring a hammer to the bar? She heard they were cracking open a cold one.”

“Why did the blonde put a coat on her hotdog? She wanted to make a hot dog stand.”

“Why did the blonde bring a fishing rod to the bowling alley? She wanted to catch some spare time.”

“Why did the blonde put her radio in the fridge? She wanted to hear cool music.”

“Why did the blonde bring a flashlight to the sun? She wanted to see what a day light looks like.”

“How did the blonde break her arm while raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.”

“Why did the blonde stare at the bottle of root beer? It said ‘twist to open’, but she kept turning it and it was still closed.”

“Why did the blonde eat lightbulbs? She wanted a bright idea.”

“Why did the blonde go to the library? She heard it was a ‘novel’ idea.”

“Why did the blonde wear gloves to the dinner table? She didn’t want to catch cold from the ice cream.”

“Why did the blonde sit on the TV? She wanted to be on the news.”

“Why did the blonde bring a football to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house.”

“Why did the blonde bring a fishing pole to a pop concert? She wanted to catch the latest ‘hit’.”

“Why did the blonde throw her clock out of the window? She wanted to see time fly.”

“Why did the blonde bring a metal detector to the comedy show? She was searching for a punch line.”

“Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the concert? She wanted to get to the high notes.”

“Why did the blonde carry a door around? She wanted to leave at any time.”

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