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Minion Jokes in 2021

What would you call a Minion that is covered in black stripes?
-A despicable bee.

What is the fastest way for Minions to get from the first floor to the ground floor?
-By sliding down the banana-ster!

The language that Minion’s
-speak is called Minionese.

Why did the Minion give up work?
-The hours were just too Gru-eling.

What does the girl do after she has been helped by one of Gruโ€™s henchmen?
-She thanks a Minion.

Why do Minions take their bananas to the hairdressers?
-Because they get split ends.

What do you call someone who has a huge amount of Minions?
-A Minion-aire.

What do Minion ghosts eat?
-Boo-nanas.

Why did the Minion give Gru two banana skins for his birthday?
-Because heโ€™d asked for a pair of slippers.

Why did the Minion cross the playground?
– To get to the other slide.

Despite there being over 10,000 Minions,
-there are only five styles of Minion hair; and that includes being bald.

What do Minion ghosts eat?
-Boo-nanas.

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