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Yoga Jokes ๐Ÿง˜ in 2021

Iโ€™ve been practicing yoga for decades.
– Itโ€™s been a long stretch.

What did the yogi say when his student asked him what he wanted for his birthday?
– I wish no gifts, only presence

Why didnโ€™t the redneck leave the yoga class when it was over?
– On his way out he said, โ€œSee you next week.โ€

What did the yoga instructor say to her landlord when he tried to kick her out?
– Namaste.

Why does the bear love yoga class?
– Itโ€™s a good chance to paws and reflect.

Why didnโ€™t the yoga guru use the vacuum?
– Because he has no attachments.

What’s the hardest yoga pose to master?
– Corpse Pose. You only get it right once.

The thing I love most about this fall weather is the UGG boots and yoga pants..
… Though, they do make me look a bit gay

What do you call an injury you get at yoga class?
– Yoghurt.

What do you get charged with if you kill a yoga teacher before the start of class?
– Premeditated murder.

How do yogi greet each other in Maine?
– NaMooseStay

Do you wanna join me for yoga class?
– Namaste here. (Nah, Iโ€™mma stay here)

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