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Yoga Jokes 🧘 in 2022

Why is the apple so good at yoga?
– He’s got great core.

Whicn type of animal enjoys yoga?
– A Shangri-llama.

What do you get when you combine Starbucks and a yoga class?
– I don’t know, but there’s probably a hipster close by.

My girlfriend wanted me to go to yoga with her the other day.
– I waved her off and said “Nah ‘ma stay.”

I asked a millennial hipster yoga teacher to leave the room…
– He said: “Nah a ma stay.”

People say yoga will change you life.
– I think that’s a bit of a stretch.

What did the police officer say to the Yogi who broke the law?
– You have the right to remain silent.

What happened to the yoga instructor who was arrested?
– She was sentenced to a long stretch.

Why is it easy to arrange for private yoga classes with a teacher?
– They are flexible.

My Yoga instructor was so hot, I didn’t want to leave the studio…
– She kept telling me it was done but I said “namaste”

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Yoga.
Yoga who?
Yoga to try this, it feels amazing.

What did the sign in the window of the yoga master searching for a new disciple say?
– Inquire within!

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