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Beach jokes 🏝️🏖️ in 2022

What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?
– Long time no sea!

Being a diving instructor means you have to teach people to hold their breath underwater without scuba gear. It’s a tankless job!

How does an ocean’s floor keep up to date with all the news?
– Of course, by following current events.

“Bees do have a smell, you know, and if they don’t they should, for their feet are dusted with spices from a million flowers.”

What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?
– I’m bacon.

Why is the beach always so confident?
– It’s 100% shore.

What part of a fish is the heaviest?
– The scales!

Feeling beachy keen.

The police were called to the beach this summer for what reason?
– There was something fishy going on.

“Summertime is always the best of what might be.”

What would you find on a haunted beach?
– A sand-witch!

What did the mermaid say to her friends after they hung out?
– Sea you later!

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