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Beach jokes 🏝️🏖️ in 2024

What would you find on a haunted beach?
– A sand-witch!

What did the mermaid say to her friends after they hung out?
– Sea you later!

Did you hear about the martial artists that fought on the beach?
– They were practising sand to sand combat.

Who keeps the ocean clean?
– A mermaid.

What did the ocean have to say to the pirate?
– Not a sound—it just waved!

“If summer had one defining scent, it’d definitely be the smell of barbecue.”

“One can follow the sun, of course, but I have always thought that it is best to know some winter, too, so that the summer, when it arrives, is the more gratefully received.”

How do you make an octopus laugh?
– You give it ten tickles!

Why did the scuba diver have such bad grades?
– He was always below a C.

What is the best food to eat on the beach?
– A sand-wich.

“I love summertime more than anything else in the world. That is the only thing that gets me through the winter, knowing that summer is going to be there.”

What did the shovel say to his friend on the beach?
Are you okay?
– You’re looking a bit pail.

What’s the most popular TV show under the sea?
– Whale of fortune!

Keep palm and carry on.

Yo mama is so fat that she goes to the beach to sell shades.

“Sweet, sweet burn of sun and summer wind, and you my friend, my new fun thing, my summer fling.”

What did one sand dune say to the other?
– I will never desert you!

What did Prince Eric say to Ariel?
– We were mermaid for each other!

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