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Beach jokes 🏝️🏖️ in 2023
What’s the most common insect found on the beach?
– A beach buggy!
What is a sea monster’s favourite meal?
– Fish and ships!
Shell-ebration! It’s time to mash the coral!
“I could taste the salt on her lips, each kiss like a summer wave breaking on an empty beach.”
Did you hear about the race between the sand and the sea?
– They tied.
What is the name of the most famous mermaid rock band?
– A-sea D-sea!
Do you know about the martial arts fighters who fought on the beach?
– They engaged each other in sand-to-sand combat.
“Summer afternoon—summer afternoon; to me, those have always been the two most beautiful words in the English language.”
What’s the best day to go to the beach?
– SUN day.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
– A nervous wreck.
One day the scuba diver noticed he heard beautiful singing underwater. It was coming from a choral reef!
The jellyfish blushed for what reason?
– Because of the sea weed.
“Ô, Sunlight! The most precious gold to be found on Earth.”
What do you say when the beach asks you to walk on it?
Why were the police called to the beach?
– Because something fishy was going on….
A good plaice to remember.
Sorry about the resting beach face.