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Beach jokes 🏝️🏖️ in 2024

What would you find on a haunted beach?
– A sand-witch!

What did the mermaid say to her friends after they hung out?
– Sea you later!

What did the pig say when it was lying on the sand?
– I’m bacon.

Which sea creature is the most famous of them all?
– The star fish!

Tropic like it’s hot.

I attempted a pun about water but everyone sea straight through it, and when people complain they are normally just being a beach.

“Summer-induced stupidity. That was the diagnosis…”

How much does it cost to spend a day at the beach?
– Just a few sand dollars.

Why do mermaids live in salt water?
– Because pepper makes them sneeze!

When very small beaches are crashing into the shore, what crashes?
– Micro-waves.

“What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.”

Do fish go on vacation?
– No, because they’re always in school.

What do you get when you throw an oven into the ocean?
– A heat wave!

Feeling fine and sandy.

When the sand got into a fight with the ocean, what did it say?
– “OMG, you’re such a beach!”

“One benefit of Summer was that each day we had more light to read by.”

What’s the best day of the week to go to the beach?
– Sunday.

Which fish is the richest of them all?
– The goldfish!

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