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Beach jokes 🏝️🏖️ in 2022
Why did the octopus cross the ocean?
– To get to the other tide.
I saw the scuba diving shop was closed. I guess it went under!
Which animal is the strongest at the beach?
– The mussels.
“A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in winter.”
What is the best thing to eat on the beach?
– A sandwich.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
– Because they’re shellfish!
Fish you were here.
Don’t you worry, beach happy!
“I am more myself in a garden than anywhere else on earth.”
Did you hear about the martial artists that fought on the beach?
– They were practising sand to sand combat.
Who keeps the ocean clean?
– A mermaid.
What did the ocean have to say to the pirate?
– Not a sound—it just waved!
“If summer had one defining scent, it’d definitely be the smell of barbecue.”
“One can follow the sun, of course, but I have always thought that it is best to know some winter, too, so that the summer, when it arrives, is the more gratefully received.”
How do you make an octopus laugh?
– You give it ten tickles!
Why did the scuba diver have such bad grades?
– He was always below a C.
What is the best food to eat on the beach?
– A sand-wich.
“I love summertime more than anything else in the world. That is the only thing that gets me through the winter, knowing that summer is going to be there.”