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Beach jokes 🏝️🏖️ in 2023

What would you find on a haunted beach?
– A sand-witch!

What did the mermaid say to her friends after they hung out?
– Sea you later!

Why did the jellyfish blush?
– Because the sea weed.

What did the scuba diver use to cut seaweed?
– A sea-saw!

Why is the beach so friendly?
– Because it always waves!

“It’s a smile, it’s a kiss, it’s a sip of wine… it’s summertime!”

What’s the most common insect found on the beach?
– A beach buggy!

What did the magician say to the fisherman?
– Pick a cod, any cod!

I’m just coasting along this summer.

I’m going to swim at the beach, water you doing today?

“It is easy to forget now, how effervescent and free we all felt that summer.

Why can you never get hungry on the beach?
– Because of all the sand which is there!

Why do drones take so many pictures of mermaids?
– They’re Ariel photographers!

Can you tell me how much does it cost to attend the beach for a day?
– It’s just a few sand dollars.

“I almost wish we were butterflies and liv’d but three summer days – three such days with you I could fill with more delight than fifty common years could ever contain.”

“Friends, sun, sand, and sea, that sounds like a summer to me.”

What did one rock pool say to the other?
– Show me your mussels.

What do you call a Great Dane that wears a snorkel?
– Scuba-Doo!

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