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Sports Jokes ⚽🥊⛷️ in 2023

Why did the football quit the team?
– It was tired of being kicked around!

Which fast-food chain is most likely to win a basketball tournament?
– Dunkin’ Donuts.

What do you call the basketball play where you drink too much and then score?
– Slam Drunk.

Where do catchers sit at lunch?
– Behind the plate.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?
– Because she kept running away from the ball!

Which team is the chewiest?
– The Toffees!

What do you call a monkey who wins back-to-back titles?
– The Chimpion.

Why doesn’t the basketball team have a website?
– They can’t string together three Ws.

Where do football players go when they need new uniforms?
– New Jersey.

What’s a ghost’s favorite soccer position?
– Ghoul keeper.

What’s the difference between The Invisible Man and [insert team name]?
– You’ve got more chance of seeing The Invisible Man at the World Cup Finals!

What’s the best position to play if you don’t like football?
– Right back – right back in the changing rooms…

Why is Yankee Stadium the coolest place to be?
– It’s full of fans.

What do you call a basketball-playing shark?
– Sharq.

Why do hipsters love field hockey?
– Because it’s ice hockey before it gets cool.

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
– He was tired of being kicked around.

What did the referee say to the South American footballer in the World Cup who lied about handling the ball?
– I don’t Bolivia!

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
– One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

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