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Sports Jokes ⚽🥊⛷️ in 2022

Why did the football quit the team?
– It was tired of being kicked around!

What do you call the basketball play where you drink too much and then score?
– Slam Drunk.

Which team is the chewiest?
– The Toffees!

Where do catchers sit at lunch?
– Behind the plate.

What do you call a monkey who wins back-to-back titles?
– The Chimpion.

I love the fall. It gives me a chance to sit at home and watch the World Series.
– Just like the Dodgers.

Who played in the pirate Super Bowl?
– The Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Seattle Seahawks.

What’s the difference between basketball players and soccer players?
– Basketball players get actual injuries.

What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender?
– “Fowl!”

Why aren’t football stadiums built in outer space?
– Because there is no atmosphere!

Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he throws the ball?
– If he raises them both, he’d fall down.

What’s Prince Charles’ favorite American basketball team?
– Sacramento Kings.

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