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Sports Jokes ⚽🥊⛷️ in 2024

Why did the football quit the team?
– It was tired of being kicked around!

What do you call the basketball play where you drink too much and then score?
– Slam Drunk.

Which fast-food chain is most likely to win a basketball tournament?
– Dunkin’ Donuts.

Where do catchers sit at lunch?
– Behind the plate.

Which team is the chewiest?
– The Toffees!

What do you call a monkey who wins back-to-back titles?
– The Chimpion.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?
– Because she kept running away from the ball!

What do you call twelve millionaires gathered around the TV to watch the NBA Finals?
– The Detroit Pistons.

How did America steal the name for football?
– They grabbed it and ran.

Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
– He wanted to tie things up.

Why did the manager bring pencils and sketchbooks into the dressing room before the game?
– He was hoping for a draw!

What do you call a [insert team here] player in the knockout stages of the World Cup?
– A referee!

Why did the Braves hire a baker?
– They needed a new batter.

Why are some umpires chubby?
– It’s their job to clean their plates.

What’s a golfer’s favorite letter?
– Tee!

Hockey players are like goldfish.
– Just tap on the glass to get their attention.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
– In case, he got a hole in one!

What’s the difference between [insert team here] and a tea bag?
– The tea bag stays in the cup!

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