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Sports Jokes ⚽🥊⛷️ in 2022

Why did the football quit the team?
– It was tired of being kicked around!

What do you call the basketball play where you drink too much and then score?
– Slam Drunk.

Which team is the chewiest?
– The Toffees!

Where do catchers sit at lunch?
– Behind the plate.

What do you call a monkey who wins back-to-back titles?
– The Chimpion.

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting bigger.
– Then it hit me.

What do you call a Cleveland Browns QB at the Super Bowl?
– A spectator.

What do you give a hockey player when he demands to be paid?
– A check.

Why was the basketball court wet?
– Because people were dribbling on it!

What ship holds 20 football teams but only three leave it each season?
– The Premier-ship!

Why can’t basketball players go on vacation?
– They aren’t allowed to travel.

How do you spot a Tennessee fan at a wedding?
– Look for the guy in the orange t-shirt.

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