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Monkey Jokes ๐Ÿต in 2021

Why did King Kong climb the Empire State building?
-Because he couldnโ€™t fit in the lift.

What kind of underwear do monkeys wear?
-Chimpantsies.

A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys.
-The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, โ€œNo. Shaking hands will be fine.โ€

What’s a monkey’s favourite game?
-Hangman.

Why did the monkey like the banana?
-It was ap-peal-ing.

How do you catch a monkey?
-Climb a tree and act like a banana.

What do you call a monkey caught in a knot?
-An orangutangle

Which side of a monkey has more hair?
-The outside.

What do you call a baby monkey that takes after its mum?
-A Chimp off the old block.

Humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
-Although monkeys are more filling.

What d’you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
– Anything you like, it won’t be able to hear you!

What do you call a monkey who canโ€™t keep a secret?
-A blab-boon.

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