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Monkey Jokes 🐵 in 2022

What do you call a man who can jump from tree to tree?
-A monkey’s uncle.

What do you call a monkey at the south pole?
-Lost!

What do you call an angry monkey?
– Furious George.

What do you call a flying monkey?
-A hot air baboon.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards
-one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.

Where do monkeys get their gossip?
– On the ape vine.

What do you call a restaurant that throws food in your face?
-A Monkey Business.

If a monkey has 30 bananas in one hand and 40 bananas in the other hand, what does he have?
-Huge hands.

Humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
-In 2015 we ate over 74 million bananas and only 6 monkeys.

What do you tell a naughty monkey?
-Stop chimping about.

What did the monkey say after his tail got caught in the lawnmower?
-“Won’t be long now!”

What does a monkey wear while cooking?
-An ape-ron.

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