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Monkey Jokes 🐵 in 2024

What do you call a man who can jump from tree to tree?
-A monkey’s uncle.

What do you call a monkey at the south pole?
-Lost!

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
– Ape-rons.

What do you call a monkey that wins the World Series?
-A chimpion.

What do you call a monkey that cant get into his house?
-A mon

What do you call a monkey flying in the sky?
-A hot air baboon!

What’s a monkey’s favourite kind of computer?
-An Ape-le mac.

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
-A baboooom!

Why did King Kong climb the Empire State building?
-Because he couldn’t fit in the lift.

What kind of underwear do monkeys wear?
-Chimpantsies.

A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys.
-The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, “No. Shaking hands will be fine.”

What’s a monkey’s favourite game?
-Hangman.

Why did the monkey like the banana?
-It was ap-peal-ing.

How do you catch a monkey?
-Climb a tree and act like a banana.

What do you call a monkey caught in a knot?
-An orangutangle

Which side of a monkey has more hair?
-The outside.

What do you call a baby monkey that takes after its mum?
-A Chimp off the old block.

Humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
-Although monkeys are more filling.

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