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Monkey Jokes 🐵 in 2024

What do you call a man who can jump from tree to tree?
-A monkey’s uncle.

What do you call a monkey at the south pole?
-Lost!

Why don’t monkeys play cards on the savannah?
-Too many cheetahs around!

Where do monkeys go for a drink?
-The monkey bars!

Why did the chimpanzee cross the road?
-Because he had to take care of some monkey business.

What kind of monkey sounds like a sheep?
-A baaa-boon.

What’s are monkey’s favourite biscuits?
-Chocolate chimp cookies.

What do you call a man who can jump from tree to tree?
-A monkey’s uncle.

Where do baby monkeys sleep?
-In ape-ri-cots.

hy don’t monkeys wear pocket watches?
-Because they don’t wear pants.

What’s a monkey’s favourite TV show?
-Thomas the Orangu-Tank Engine!

Why did the monkey put a net over its head?
-It wanted to catch its breath.

What do you call monkeys that share an amazon account?
-Prime mates.

What did the banana say to the monkey?
-Nothing, bananas don’t talk.

What do you call a crowd of monkeys?
-An Orangatangle.

Why shouldn’t you get into a fight with a monkey?
-They use gorilla warfare.

What do monkeys do for laughs?
-They tell jokes about people.

What do monkeys get when they sunbathe?
-An orangu-tan.

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