Monkey Jokes ๐Ÿต in 2021

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
– Ape-rons.

What do you call a monkey that wins the World Series?
-A chimpion.

What do you call a monkey that cant get into his house?
-A mon

What do you call a monkey flying in the sky?
-A hot air baboon!

Whatโ€™s a monkeyโ€™s favourite kind of computer?
-An Ape-le mac.

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
-A baboooom!

Why did King Kong climb the Empire State building?
-Because he couldnโ€™t fit in the lift.

What kind of underwear do monkeys wear?
-Chimpantsies.

A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys.
-The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, โ€œNo. Shaking hands will be fine.โ€

What’s a monkey’s favourite game?
-Hangman.

Why did the monkey like the banana?
-It was ap-peal-ing.

How do you catch a monkey?
-Climb a tree and act like a banana.

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