Monkey Jokes 🐵 in 2021

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
– Ape-rons.

By: Wendell

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What do you call a monkey that wins the World Series?
-A chimpion.

By: Rafe

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What do you call a monkey that cant get into his house?
-A mon

By: Glen

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What do you call a monkey flying in the sky?
-A hot air baboon!

By: Nolen

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What’s a monkey’s favourite kind of computer?
-An Ape-le mac.

By: Storm

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What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
-A baboooom!

By: Om

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Why did King Kong climb the Empire State building?
-Because he couldn’t fit in the lift.

By: Jakobi

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What kind of underwear do monkeys wear?
-Chimpantsies.

By: Virgil

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A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys.
-The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, “No. Shaking hands will be fine.”

By: Jackie

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What’s a monkey’s favourite game?
-Hangman.

By: Cristofer

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Why did the monkey like the banana?
-It was ap-peal-ing.

By: Ashtyn

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How do you catch a monkey?
-Climb a tree and act like a banana.

By: Renzo

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