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Monkey Jokes 🐵 in 2022

What do you call a monkey at the south pole?
-Lost!

What do you call a man who can jump from tree to tree?
-A monkey’s uncle.

Why did the monkey cross the road?
-I Because the chicken had the day off.

What’s a monkey’s favourite drink?
-Chimpan-tea!

What’s a monkey’s favorite game?
-Hangman.

Two monkeys run a bath. One says, “ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah!”.
-The other says, “put some cold in it!”

What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
-Anything you want, he can’t hear you.

So I read a study the other day claiming that “humans eat more bananas than monkeys”
-Which to me sounded a bit obvious. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Why don’t monkeys play cards on the savannah?
-Too many cheetahs around!

Where do monkeys go for a drink?
-The monkey bars!

Why did the chimpanzee cross the road?
-Because he had to take care of some monkey business.

What kind of monkey sounds like a sheep?
-A baaa-boon.

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