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Monkey Jokes 🐵 in 2022

What do you call a man who can jump from tree to tree?
-A monkey’s uncle.

What do you call a monkey at the south pole?
-Lost!

Which side of a monkey has more hair?
-The outside.

What do you call a baby monkey that takes after its mum?
-A Chimp off the old block.

Humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
-Although monkeys are more filling.

What d’you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
– Anything you like, it won’t be able to hear you!

What do you call a monkey who can’t keep a secret?
-A blab-boon.

What do you call an angry monkey?
-Furious George!

How do monkeys get down the stairs?
-They slide down the banana-ster.

What do you call a monkey that’s in charge of its tree?
-A Branch Manager!

What do you call a monkey at the North Pole?
-Lost.

What did the old man tell the monkey that dropped a bar of gold ?
-A u dropped a banana.

What happens when you double cross a monkey?
-They go bananas.

What do monkeys do for laughs?
– They tell jokes about people.

In March, I found a monkey paw and used it to wish to work from home every day.
-I’m sorry, everybody.

What do you call an angry monkey?
– Furious George.

What do you call a flying monkey?
-A hot air baboon.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards
-one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.

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