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Shark Jokes 🦈 in 2024

What did the shark say after eating a clown fish?
-This tastes a little funny

Who was the first shark elected president of the united states?
– James K. Shark

What’s better than a shark in a blender?
-Two sharks in a blender

What is the keenest kind of shark?
-A swellshark!

WHat doe a shark like to watch on tv
-Anything but Flipper!!!!!

Why don’t sharks have tools?
-They don’t have opposable thumbs

Why are sharks so patriotic?
-They are marine fish

What did one shark say to try to comfort a friend who had just gotten out of a relationship
-“its ok there are plenty of other birds in the sky”

What do British sharks like to eat?
-Fish and kids!

What kind of sharks make the best pog players?
-Slammerheads!

What was the sharks favorite Orson Welles movie
– Citizen Kane-i-kokala

How did the shark avoid serving in the army?
-He was a conscientious ob-shark-ter

What kind of shark appears threatening but is actually ineffectual
-A paper tiger shark

What is a sharks favorite bible story
– Noah’s SHARK

Whats green and gross and lives under the sea?
-Shark boogers!

If Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer, and a shark all fought each other who would win
-The shark

what are the sharks favorite creatures from the star wars franchise
-jawas

Where do sharks go on Saturday nights?
– To the moooo-vies!

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