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Shark Jokes 🦈 in 2022

What did the shark say after eating a clown fish?
-This tastes a little funny

What is the average sharks favorite movie
-The Shaw-Shark Redemption

What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich
-Peanut butter and jellyfish!

What do you get if you cross a shark with a Rottweiler?
-An abomination unto God Himself

What do Sharks have on their toast?
-Mermalaid.

why did the shark cross the great barrier reef?
-to get to the other TIDE

What should you do if you see a shark?
-Swim far, far away!

Why aren’t there any shark puppeteers?
-They have no hands!!!!!

what was the nerd shark’s favorite programming language
– jaw-va

Why did the shark commit the murder?
-He felt that he was “super-shark,” that he could justifiably

What was the shark’s favorite pre-Hitler era German film?
-The Cabinet of Dr. Cali-shark-i

What is a sharks favorite sci-fi show
-Shark Trek

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