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Shark Jokes 🦈 in 2024

What did the shark say after eating a clown fish?
-This tastes a little funny

What was the shark jazz musician’s favorite illegal substance?
-Reefer!

What do you call a solitary shark
– A “lone” (loan) shark

What do shark trees consist of?
-” Elasmobranches!

Why do sharks live in the ocean and not the sky
– The sky is Jet territory

what did the street shark say when something radical happened?
– JAWESOME Gorder?

Why are shark comedians so funny?
-Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!

Who is the shark communitys favorite 1950s film actor
-Shark Hudson

What did the shark find in Davey Jones’ locker?
-Smelly gym shorts!

What was the college student sharks favorite internet site?
-Finsbook

what was the sharks favorite humor website
-something dorsal

Why do sharks chew gum?
-For the Bazooka Joe comic

What kind of photographs do shark crime scene investigators use?
– Placoid photos

Did you hear about the aquarium owner?
-His shark was worse than his pike.

Why doesn’t anybody like the stand-up comedy of Margaret Shark?
-She bites!

What magical spell causes the victim to bleed profusely?
– Shark-temsempra

What was the shark world’s equivalent of Tom Delay’s nickname?
-The Hammerhead

What was the shark’s favorite Tim Burton film?
-Edward Scissorfins

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