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Shark Jokes 🦈 in 2022

What did the shark say after eating a clown fish?
-This tastes a little funny

knock knock
who’s there
a shark
-a shark who?
a shark who just ate your family and now im going to eat you

what did the underwater dog say
– shark! (instead of bark)

What is the shark worlds most popular comic strip
-Seanuts

knock knock
who’s there
a shark
-oh okay then *opens door* *all this water comes in including a shark* *shark eats door answerer*

Where can you buy sharks on Wall Street?
– At the shark (stock) market, of course!

Why didnt the lumberjack shark believe in God
He chose log-shark (logic)

Who was the first shark elected president of the united states?
– James K. Shark

What’s better than a shark in a blender?
-Two sharks in a blender

What is the keenest kind of shark?
-A swellshark!

WHat doe a shark like to watch on tv
-Anything but Flipper!!!!!

Why don’t sharks have tools?
-They don’t have opposable thumbs

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