Shark Jokes 🦈 in 2021

why did the shark commit suicide
-he was tired of feeling like he was swimming in circles

By: Kylo

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Are sharks smarter than dolphins?
-No, but don’t tell them that! (they might eat you)

By: Dario

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Who was the sharks second favorite character on NBC’s “The Office”
-Dwight K. Shark

By: Coleman

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What did the young shark get for Christmas?
-Nothing! Sharks don’t celebrate Christmas!!!!!!!

By: Turner

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Who was the shark’s favorite 20th century art figure?
-Marcel DuChomp

By: Dwayne

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Who was the politcally saavy shark’s favorite Newsweek reporter?
– Fareed Sharkaria

By: Jad

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knock knock
who’s there
a shark
-a shark who?
a shark who just ate your family and now im going to eat you

By: Emmet

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what did the underwater dog say
– shark! (instead of bark)

By: Lamar

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What is the shark worlds most popular comic strip
-Seanuts

By: Brayson

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knock knock
who’s there
a shark
-oh okay then *opens door* *all this water comes in including a shark* *shark eats door answerer*

By: Braiden

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Where can you buy sharks on Wall Street?
– At the shark (stock) market, of course!

By: Rolando

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Why didnt the lumberjack shark believe in God
He chose log-shark (logic)

By: Harris

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