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Bird Jokes ๐Ÿฆ in 2021

How do crows stick together in a flock?
-Velcrow.

Which birds steal soap from the bath?
-Robber ducks!

Why did the owl say, “Tweet, tweet.”?
-Because she didn’t give a hoot!

Whatโ€™s the difference between Bird flu and swine flu?
– โ€“ For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?
-Because he had a very big bill.

What do you give a sick bird?
-Tweetment.

What kind of bird can carry the most weight?
– The crane !

what do crows use when they get a phone?
– a CAWing card!

What books did the owl like?
-Hoot-dunits!

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark ?
-A bird that talks your ear off!

Can you list all of the public top level domains?
– ICANN

How many cans does it take to make a bird?
-Two cans.

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