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Bird Jokes 🐦 in 2023

Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
– Oh, sorry, I shouldn’t carrion about it.

Where does bird royalty live?
-Duckingham Palace

Who tells the best chicken jokes?

Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?
– Because he was caught tweeting on a test.

What do you call a duck on drugs?
-A quackhead.

What does a duck like to eat with soup ?
– Quackers!

What kind of bird runs the church?
– A cardinal!

Why do hummingbirds hum?
– Because they don’t know the words.

What happens when a duck flies upside down?
– It quacks up!


What kind of bird can carry the most weight?
– The crane.

What figure is like a lost parrot
-A polygon!

How do crows stick together in a flock?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?
-Robber ducks!

Why did the owl say, “Tweet, tweet.”?
-Because she didn’t give a hoot!

What’s the difference between Bird flu and swine flu?
– – For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?
-Because he had a very big bill.

What do you give a sick bird?

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