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Bird Jokes 🐦 in 2022

What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
-Tweetie Pie!

Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail?
– A re-tail store!

Chuck Norris can kill two stones
– with one bird.

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
-A firequaker!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to the other side!

Why couldn’t anyone see the bird
-Because it was in da sky’s

What’s another name for a clever duck?
-A wise quacker!

Why do hummingbirds hum ?
– Because they forgot the words!

What do you call a very rude bird?
-A mockingbird!

What birds spend all their time on their knees?
-Birds of prey!

What’s yellow, weighs 1,000 pounds, and sings ?
– Two 500 pound canaries!

What bird doesn’t need a comb
-bald eagles

What is a parrot’s favorite game?
-Hide and Speak!

Why did the monster cross the road?
– To eat the chicken!

whats the differents between a bird and a fly ?
-a bird can fly but a fly can’t bird!

Which bird is always out of breath?
-A puffin!

What do you get if you cross a canary and a 50-foot long snake ?
-A sing-a-long!

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