Common around the world birds are flighty and are easily distracted by anything that is shiny or that they can eat, take home to feed their baby birds, or that they can use to build their nest. These are all great topics for bird jokes and there are certainly a wide selection of them to be enjoyed.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to birds eye
What bird movie won an Oscar?
-Lord of the Wings.
What is green and pecks on trees?
-Woody the Wood Pickle.
Why did the bird get a ticket?
– It broke the law of gravity!
If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot how many are there still on the fence
-None the rest fly away
What bird is helpful at dinner?
– A swallow!
Daughter: Mum, can I have a canary for Christmas ?
– Mum: NO! You’ll have turkey like everyone else!
What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail?
– A re-tail store!
Chuck Norris can kill two stones
– with one bird.
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to the other side!
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird
-Because it was in da sky’s
What’s another name for a clever duck?
-A wise quacker!
Why do hummingbirds hum ?
– Because they forgot the words!
What do you call a very rude bird?
What birds spend all their time on their knees?
-Birds of prey!
People Are Like Birds Jokes
Some people find it greatly enjoyable to compare people to animals, or compare animals to people, and this has led to many funny bird jokes about how a bird can become like it’s owner, or how a person is like a bird. These are fairly common where women are seen to be thin and tall, or walk a certain way, and the silly bird jokes will compare that person to a bird. Others compare certain people to crows or even geese, so there is no shortage of clean bird jokes comparing people to birds
, having flighty behaviours, travelling to warmer climates for the winter, or using a penguin walk on icy sidewalks.
Others are related to how birds are like people, and these include the birds who have funerals and protect each other. Clean bird jokes can address all of these behaviours and place human qualities onto the birds that are around them, making birds seem more approachable and easier to communicate and get along with. They are not always friendly and many birds should not be approached by people, but with silly bird jokes the fear of them can be eased and they can be seen as silly rather then scary.
Who Uses Bird Jokes
One liner bird jokes can be great for grabbing the attention of people and ensuring they are hearing what is being discussed. In schools they can be used to teach children about certain birds and how their behaviours differ from each other as well as how they are similar in some ways. Silly bird jokes can be used in classrooms to teach about birds and in the playground to pay games or have fun. They are safe for children of all ages and can be used in many environments including nature centers and children’s museums. Kids bird jokes are included in kids jokes, on placemats and in kids magazines and nature shows, and the top bird jokes remain popular for years as they are shared around schools and through families.
Nature lovers often use short bird jokes to share their knowledge and love of birds with others, or to share observations. They may use top bird jokes to find others who like birds as much as they do and to meet new friends as well as bond with the friends they already have. Bird watching groups are sure to use bird jokes just for fun when they are out waiting for birds or hiking to new places to see birds. They are great for adding a little extra fun to a hunt for a new nest or when just waiting for the birds to come to the area.
Zoos use them to keep interest and to increase the fun that is had at their zoos. They are included in hand outs and sometimes posters, in presentations and when school groups and field trips visit. They can help to form a rapport between the presenter and the children and it can help them to stay interested and have fun while they learn.