Bird Jokes ๐Ÿฆ in 2021

Why couldnโ€™t anyone see the bird?
– Because it was in da skies!

What does duck eat with his soup?
-Quackers.

Which side of a parrot has the prettiest feathers ?
-The outside!

Why are birds good at social media?
-Because they โ€˜tweetโ€™ all the time!!!?

What do you call a bird that kicks your butt?
– Steven Seagull.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
– It was the chicken’s day off!

When should you buy a bird?
-When itโ€™s going cheep!

What soap do birds use?
Dove.

Where does a 500-pound canary sit ?
-Anywhere it wants!

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
-Jail-birds!

What do you get when you cross a bird with a comedian?
-Jay Leno.

What do you give a sick bird?
-Tweetment!

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