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Bird Jokes 🐦 in 2024

Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to birds eye

What bird movie won an Oscar?
-Lord of the Wings.

What is green and pecks on trees?
-Woody the Wood Pickle.

Why did the bird get a ticket?
– It broke the law of gravity!

If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot how many are there still on the fence
-None the rest fly away

What bird is helpful at dinner?
– A swallow!

Daughter: Mum, can I have a canary for Christmas ?
– Mum: NO! You’ll have turkey like everyone else!

What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
-Tweetie Pie!

Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail?
– A re-tail store!

Chuck Norris can kill two stones
– with one bird.

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
-A firequaker!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to the other side!

Why couldn’t anyone see the bird
-Because it was in da sky’s

What’s another name for a clever duck?
-A wise quacker!

Why do hummingbirds hum ?
– Because they forgot the words!

What do you call a very rude bird?
-A mockingbird!

What birds spend all their time on their knees?
-Birds of prey!

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