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Fall jokes 🍂 in 2024

What did a tree fighting with autumn say?
– That’s it, i’m leaving.

Gourd of the Rings.

I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack-o-lanterns. What am I?
– A candle.

What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?
– A pumpkin patch!

What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?
– A pumpkin patch!

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?
– Because it was dead.

What did one autumn leaf say to another?
– I’m falling for you.

Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall?
– They were autumn mated.

Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall?
– They were autumn mated.

Why did the blind man fall into the well?
– Because he couldn’t see that well.

You really autumn know…

Blue eyed girls like autumn because it bring their eyes out

How does an elephant get out of a tree?
– Sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

How does an elephant get out of a tree?
– Sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

I didn’t fall for my boyfriend
– His third leg just tripped me

Life is gourd.

If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
– Fall.

I love pumpkin spice a latte.

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