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Fall jokes 🍂 in 2023

What did a tree fighting with autumn say?
– That’s it, i’m leaving.

Gourd of the Rings.

Why did Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
– Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

Why did Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
– Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

A Tree Falls In A Rainforest And Nobody Notices But Me
– “Ha ha ha! My illegal tree cutting business is working!”

I like you a latte.

A family of fall leaves were trying to change a light bulb.
– A squirrel walked by and asked why the bulb wasn’t changed yet.
– The red leaf said, “Because we keep falling.”

Sorry I’m latte.
– I had to get my pumpkin spice.

Let’s pumpkin spice things up.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
– Ba-dum tss

Why are trees very forgiving?
– Because in the Fall they “Let It Go” and in the Spring they “turn over a new leaf”.

What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
– Pumpkin Pi

What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
– Pumpkin Pi

Why did the bike fall?
– Because it was 2 tired.

My favorite fall outfit is a har-vest.

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
– Squash.

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
– Squash.

Where do dogs go when their tail falls off?
– The retail store

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