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Fall jokes 🍂 in 2024

What did a tree fighting with autumn say?
– That’s it, i’m leaving.

Gourd of the Rings.

What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
– Pumpkin Pi

What happened when the turkey got in a fight?
– He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

Don’t even chai to talk to me until
– I’ve had my Pumpkin Spice Latte.

Sorry I’m latte. I had to get my pumpkin spice.

Niagara Falls…
– But never sinks!

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
– An autumn-mobile!

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
– An autumn-mobile!

What is green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it’ll kill you?
– A pool table

Summer is better than autumn?
– That’s a fallacy.

Why do trees hate going back to school in the fall?
– Because they’re easily stumped!

Why do trees hate going back to school in the fall?
– Because they’re easily stumped!

Me: it’s not about how many times you fall, it’s about how many times you get back up.
– Cop: that’s not how field sobriety tests work.

Fall down once, stand up twice.

What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?
– A pumpkin patch!

Who lives in the scary Hundred Acre Wood?
– Winnie the Boo.

Unless it’s pumpkin spice,
– I don’t give a frapp.

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