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Fall jokes 🍂 in 2024

What did a tree fighting with autumn say?
– That’s it, i’m leaving.

Gourd of the Rings.

Why do trees hate going back to school in the fall?
– Because they’re easily stumped!

Why do trees hate going back to school in the fall?
– Because they’re easily stumped!

Me: it’s not about how many times you fall, it’s about how many times you get back up.
– Cop: that’s not how field sobriety tests work.

Fall down once, stand up twice.

Who lives in the scary Hundred Acre Wood?
– Winnie the Boo.

Unless it’s pumpkin spice,
– I don’t give a frapp.

Don’t even chai to talk to me until I’ve had my Pumpkin Spice Latte.

What’s the difference between a guy falling from the 1st floor and one from the 9th
– The first one goes : thud…aaaaaaaah and whereas the other goes aaaaaaaah…thud

What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?
– A pumpkin patch!

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
– Because he was out-standing in his field

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
– Because he was out-standing in his field

Why did the girl fall in love with the zombie?
– She said he was just so infectious

You’re the apple of my eye.

What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
– A pumpkin patch.

What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
– The Great Barrier Leaf

What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
– The Great Barrier Leaf

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