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Deadpool jokes ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ in 2024

What does Deadpool do when he’s bored? Breaks the fourth wall!

Why did Deadpool become a surgeon? He’s good at “operating” under pressure!

Why doesn’t Deadpool play baseball? He always brings his own bats!

How does Deadpool start his day? With a healthy dose of sarcasm and a side of chimichanga!

Why did Deadpool become a motivational speaker? Because he always has a “point” to make, usually with his swords!

Why did Deadpool become a hairstylist? He loves giving “close cuts”!

Why does Deadpool love the circus? He’s a fan of “juggling” his enemies!

What’s Deadpool’s favorite cocktail? The Slicey Dicey Surprise!

How does Deadpool get out of tight situations? He just makes a “quick cut”!

Why did Deadpool become a butcher? He likes his meat like his enemies, minced!

Why does Deadpool love Christmas? Because he’s all about the “presents” (and the chimichangas)!

How does Deadpool host a party? With tacos, chimichangas, and uninvited guest appearances!

Why did Deadpool start a YouTube channel? He heard there was free chimichangas!

Why did Deadpool start a landscaping business? He loves to “cut” his competition down to size!

What’s Deadpool’s favorite kind of pizza? One with extra slice!

What’s Deadpool’s favorite sport? Anything that involves a “cutting edge” competition!

How does Deadpool handle stress? With a sword in one hand and a taco in the other!

What’s Deadpool’s favorite game? Slice and Tell!

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