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Statistics are integrated and involved in almost every area of life in one way or another. With this involvement there is sure to be those who don’t like dealing with them, people who love the math and the expectations that statistics provide, and others will most enjoy the statistics jokes that come from working with them.
According to statistics one in three people live next to a paedophile
– Thankfully I just live next to some really hot 11 year olds
Don’t be a statistic
– Be an outlier.
A politician uses statistics like a drunk uses a street light.
– For support, rather than illumination.
TIL: 5/7 People make up statistics on the spot.
– There is a 50% chance this data lacks validity though.
I heard a statistic that there are more men named David in charge of companies than there are women.
– Well obviously. How many women do you know named David?
Statisticians give low paid workers an expected life of 68.7 years
– That’s mean
Statistics say that 2 out of 10 people don’t understand how percentages work.
– Unlike us, the other 90%.
I heard the latest statistic that 1 in 3 people cheat on their significant others
that means either my wife or my girlfriend is cheating on me.
Hmm…
Statistics say that 95% of the population is dumb
– I’m glad to be in the 10% that isn’t.
A statistician, a mathematician, and a biologist are standing outside a house.
They watch two people walk in. A couple hours later, they watch three people walk out.
The statistician considers the problem for a moment, then thinks to himself: “Oh, we must have miscounted.”
The biologist, naturally, goes through a similar moment of introspection before deciding, “Ah, they must have reproduced!”
Meanwhile, the mathematician arrived at the solution almost immediately: “If one person goes back into the house, it will be completely empty!”
Statistics can be misleading.
– For example, 5 out of 6 people think Russian roulette is perfectly safe.
Did you know that, statistically, only one in seven dwarfs…
– Is happy?
Two statisticians walk into a bar…
– What are the chances of that?
Statistically,
– 6 out of 7 Dwarfs aren’t Happy.
I was shocked to read this. Statistically 6 out of 7 dwarves
– aren’t Happy
Statistics are like bikinis.
What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
Edit- This is a famous quote by Aaron Levenstein. A Professor told this to a friend.
The Department of Unfinished Statistics concluded…
… that 7 out of 10.
Two statisticians are out hunting…
– Two statisticians are out hunting when one of them sees a duck. The first takes aim and shoots, but the bullet goes sailing pass 6in too high. The second statistician also takes aim and shoots, but this time the bullet goes sailing past 6in too low. The two statisticians then give one another high fives and exclaim “Got him!”
Who Uses Statistics?
Many jobs use statistics to create formulas and to make plans for how to manage certain occurrences. They are used for planning ahead, making business decisions, and learning about how the world is functioning. Insurance jokes are often tied in with top statistics jokes as they are interconnected in many ways. When pricing out insurance policies of any type they use local statistics for the likelihood that there will be a claim, as well as how much that claim is likely to cost. The higher the amount that they expect to pay out, the higher the cost of the insurance policy will be. Silly statistics jokes can be one of the ways in which the topic is lightened and there is less worry and stress around them, as well as one liner statistics jokes that are used to explain how they affect things.Outside of the insurance industry, statistics are also used in banking, financing, and when governments are dividing up the money for the year and deciding where it is most needed. Cheesy statistics jokes are certain to be at play during this time of year, both while they are gathering the latest numbers and while they are deciding what that means for the financial situations. Clean statistics jokes are key to managing stress when there are so many numbers to be calculated, and hilarious statistics jokes can be heard during census taking and planning roads and infrastructure.
Math teachers will use cute statistics jokes when they are introducing the topic and even during reviews for tests or when teaching new methods of calculations. They are a hard topic for many and can be a complicated math concerns, which leads to there being more math jokes, corny statistics jokes, and even teacher jokes.
Why Are Statistics Jokes Funny?
Often some of the funniest statistics jokes are funny in the way that they use puns and play on words. They are certainly math based but they address many different areas of life. This is how people can predict weather and school populations, how students can determine a grading curve and what grade they need, nature jokes can address how many birds and animals will migrate this year or where they go. Short statistics joke can be funny in how they address how deeply ingrained into life they are, as well as dating jokes about how statistically more people meet online, or the changes of meeting someone new at the grocery store. Their exaggerated use has been included on several funny television shows as characters use them for every choice or decision, and in some cases rather than sort out life choices leave them to a roll off the dice.The best statistics jokes about gambling and playing the lottery are funny in that they point out a fact that is true, but it is only true because so many people continue to gamble even with low chances of big wins. While some make their living playing cards for money or gambling in other ways, these are certainly the minority and there are several who lose money doing the same things, each person becoming a statistic themselves. The irony of how people end up as a statistic in the end is perhaps one of the grimmer jokes, but humor often helps to deal with worry and fear as well.
Are They Educational?
The best statistics jokes will have things to teach and can be educational. They are able to share how statistics work in a way that is approachable and avoids being intimidating. Many people find working with numbers to be intimidating and daunting, whether they think it will be hard or they struggle with numbers, and using some of the funniest statistics jokes will ease that and show them they are just numbers and can be fun too. It is easier to learn about something that seems funny and amusing than something that is scary and intimidating.Most Popular Categories
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Who Uses Statistics?
Many jobs use statistics to create formulas and to make plans for how to manage certain occurrences. They are used for planning ahead, making business decisions, and learning about how the world is functioning. Insurance jokes are often tied in with top statistics jokes as they are interconnected in many ways. When pricing out insurance policies of any type they use local statistics for the likelihood that there will be a claim, as well as how much that claim is likely to cost. The higher the amount that they expect to pay out, the higher the cost of the insurance policy will be. Silly statistics jokes can be one of the ways in which the topic is lightened and there is less worry and stress around them, as well as one liner statistics jokes that are used to explain how they affect things.Outside of the insurance industry, statistics are also used in banking, financing, and when governments are dividing up the money for the year and deciding where it is most needed. Cheesy statistics jokes are certain to be at play during this time of year, both while they are gathering the latest numbers and while they are deciding what that means for the financial situations. Clean statistics jokes are key to managing stress when there are so many numbers to be calculated, and hilarious statistics jokes can be heard during census taking and planning roads and infrastructure.
Math teachers will use cute statistics jokes when they are introducing the topic and even during reviews for tests or when teaching new methods of calculations. They are a hard topic for many and can be a complicated math concerns, which leads to there being more math jokes, corny statistics jokes, and even teacher jokes.
Why Are Statistics Jokes Funny?
Often some of the funniest statistics jokes are funny in the way that they use puns and play on words. They are certainly math based but they address many different areas of life. This is how people can predict weather and school populations, how students can determine a grading curve and what grade they need, nature jokes can address how many birds and animals will migrate this year or where they go. Short statistics joke can be funny in how they address how deeply ingrained into life they are, as well as dating jokes about how statistically more people meet online, or the changes of meeting someone new at the grocery store. Their exaggerated use has been included on several funny television shows as characters use them for every choice or decision, and in some cases rather than sort out life choices leave them to a roll off the dice.The best statistics jokes about gambling and playing the lottery are funny in that they point out a fact that is true, but it is only true because so many people continue to gamble even with low chances of big wins. While some make their living playing cards for money or gambling in other ways, these are certainly the minority and there are several who lose money doing the same things, each person becoming a statistic themselves. The irony of how people end up as a statistic in the end is perhaps one of the grimmer jokes, but humor often helps to deal with worry and fear as well.