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Lizard jokes ๐ŸฆŽ in 2024

What do lizards use to move heavy objects? A gecko truck!

What do you call a lizard that bakes? A pie-thon!

Why do lizards never get into arguments? They always stick to their point!

What do you call a lizard that loves Christmas? A mistle-toad!

What do you call a well-behaved lizard? A civilized reptile!

How do lizards prepare their eggs? Sun-baked!

Why don’t lizards play poker in the wild? Too many cheetahs!

Why do lizards never pay rent? They prefer to live on the edge!

How do lizards get high? They climb trees!

Why don’t lizards play basketball? They’re afraid of the net!

Why don’t lizards ever back down? They have a strong backbone!

What’s a lizard’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good hiss!

What’s a lizard’s favorite part of a computer? The mouse!

What do you call a lizard that sings? A rap-tile!

What do you call a lizard with a great singing voice? A rock iguana!

What do lizards use to clean their teeth? A reptile toothbrush!

What’s a lizard’s favorite drink? A cold-blooded smoothie!

Why did the lizard bring a map to the party? It didn’t want to lose its tail-end!

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