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Lizard jokes ๐ŸฆŽ in 2024

Why don’t lizards use smartphones? They’re afraid of the reptile dysfunction!

Why do lizards make terrible secret agents? They always spill the beans!

Why don’t lizards get lost? They always follow the lizard compass!

How do lizards avoid getting sunburn? They use scale-block!

How does a lizard propose to his sweetheart? “Will you be my reptile forever?”

What do you call a lizard in the winter? A blizzard!

What’s a lizard’s favorite movie? The Lizard of Oz!

What’s a lizard’s favorite type of pie? Bugberry pie!

How do lizards greet each other? “Pleased to eat you”!

Why did the lizard go to the salon? He wanted to get a scale treatment!

What’s a lizard’s favorite type of math? Geometry, they love angles!

Why did the lizard go to the opera? It wanted to hear the high scales!

Why did the lizard go on a diet? It had too many scales!

Why don’t lizards make good comedians? They always crack under pressure!

What’s a lizard’s favorite sport? Hisss-terical fencing!

What do you call a lizard that plays the trumpet? A jazz iguana!

What do you call a baby lizard that won’t go to sleep? A dino-snore!

What’s a lizard’s favorite TV show? Breaking Scale!

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