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Lizard jokes ๐ŸฆŽ in 2023

What’s a lizard’s favorite dance? The Mamba, because it’s close to Mamba-rine!

What’s a lizard’s favorite time of day? Scale-o’clock!

What’s a lizard’s favorite holiday destination? The Bahamas, it loves basking!

How do lizards settle disputes? They have a tail duel!

What’s a lizard’s favorite type of coffee? A reptiliatte!

Why are lizards always happy? They’re always basking in the sun!

Why did the lizard go to therapy? He had a case of reptile dysfunction!

Why did the lizard go to school? To improve his lizardry!

What do lizards use to move heavy objects? A gecko truck!

What do you call a lizard that bakes? A pie-thon!

Why do lizards never get into arguments? They always stick to their point!

What do you call a lizard that loves Christmas? A mistle-toad!

What do you call a well-behaved lizard? A civilized reptile!

How do lizards prepare their eggs? Sun-baked!

Why don’t lizards play poker in the wild? Too many cheetahs!

Why do lizards never pay rent? They prefer to live on the edge!

How do lizards get high? They climb trees!

Why don’t lizards play basketball? They’re afraid of the net!

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