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Animal jokes ๐Ÿข in 2021

Which kinds of snakes are found on cars?
-Windshield vipers.

Why did the lion always lose at poker?
-He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.

Why canโ€™t dinosaurs clap?
-Because theyโ€™re dead.

Why did the bee go to the doctor?
-Because he had hives.

What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
-A try and try and try-ceratops!

Whatโ€™s the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
-TDeer balls. Theyโ€™re under a buck.

Why do sharks swim in salt water?
-Because pepper water makes them sneeze.

Where do mice park their boats?
-At the hickory dickory dock.

What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
-It gave a little wine.

What did one fish say to the other?
-Keep your mouth shut and youโ€™ll never get caught.

What kind of ant is even bigger than an elephant?
-A gi-ant.

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
-Shear madness.

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