Animal jokes ๐Ÿข in 2021

Why is a beeโ€™s hair always sticky?
-Because it uses a honey comb!

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
-Of course. The Empire State Building canโ€™t jump.

Which kinds of snakes are found on cars?
-Windshield vipers.

What do fish take to stay healthy?
-Vitamin sea.

Whatโ€™s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
-One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
-In the piano!

How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
-โ€œPleased to eat you.โ€

What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
– Its shadow.

Where do cows go on holiday?
-Moo Zealand.

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
-Because they have lots of scales.

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
-Put it on my bill.

What do ducks watch on TV?
-Duck-umentaries.

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