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Animal jokes 🐢 in 2021

Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
-Because they’re dead.

Which kinds of snakes are found on cars?
-Windshield vipers.

Why did the lion always lose at poker?
-He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.

Why did the bee go to the doctor?
-Because he had hives.

Where did the cat go when it lost its tail?
-To the retail store!

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?
-Because he was always spotted.

What do you get when you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
-A collie-flower.

Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?
-Because his feet stink!

What kind of cats like to go bowling?
-Alley cats.

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
-The police had to comb the area.

What do you call a cow in a tornado?
-A milkshake.

Where do rabbits eat breakfast?
-IHOP.

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