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Animal jokes 🐢 in 2022

Which kinds of snakes are found on cars?
-Windshield vipers.

Where did the cat go when it lost its tail?
-To the retail store!

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?
-Because he was always spotted.

Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
-Because they’re dead.

Why did the bee go to the doctor?
-Because he had hives.

What do you get when you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
-A collie-flower.

Why did the lion always lose at poker?
-He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
-The police had to comb the area.

What do you call a cow in a tornado?
-A milkshake.

What do you call an exploding monkey?
– A baboom.

There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?
-None, because they were copycats!

Two silk worms got in a fight.
-It ended in a tie.

What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
-Itenticle.

How do you count cows?
-With a cowculator.

What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
-Lost.

What kind of cats like to go bowling?
-Alley cats.

Where do rabbits eat breakfast?
-IHOP.

Why don’t bears wear shoes?
– What’s the use? They’d still have bear feet!

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