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Lion jokes 🦁 in 2023

How does a lion stop a video?
– He presses paws.

How do you stop an angry lion from charging?
– Take away his credit cards.

How did the lion greet the gazelle?
– Nice to eat you!

Why did the lion get lost?
– Because jungle is massive.

What do you call a lion powered by a battery?
– A Li-on.

Why did the lion trainer buy new clothes for his first performance with the lions?
– He wanted to take “pride” in his appearance.

What do we call Simba’s dad when he forgets to shave?
– Moustacha!

You’re riding a horse full speed. There’s a giraffe next to you and a lion chasing you, what do you do?
– Get off the carousel, you’re drunk.

A lion would never cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood

The lion’s roar was so big that when I compressed it…
– It turned out to be a “.rawr” file.

Why did the lion cross the savannah?
– To get to the other pride.

What do you call the pride’s police officers?
– Claw enforcement.

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?
– Ryan.

What do you call a vegan lion?
– Dead

An arrogant gazelle walks up to a bunch of lions and tells them how much better he is than them.
– He was consumed by pride.

What is the lion’s favorite cheese?
– Roarquefort.

What animals make a square?
– Four lions.

I’m not a fan of lion bars. They seem to be quite dangerous places to hang out.

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