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Lion jokes 🦁 in 2022

What animals do you need to make a square?
– Four lions.

What music do lions like?
– Country lion dancing.

What do you call a big cat with chickenpox?
– A dotted lion.

A collection of lion jokes this week, for no particular reason. As normal, they come with no guarantee of funniness or originality…

Why wasn’t the lion honest?
– ‘Cause then he wouldn’t be a lyin’ anymore!

I’m always on the verge of belting out “A Lion Sleeps Tonight.”
– You might say my urge is a whim away, a whim away, a whim away….

What do you call the King of the Jungle’s reflection?
– A copycat.

I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat but I would be lion.

A neighbour told me he spotted a lion recently. I told him that if it was spotted, it was more likely a leopard…

What job does a lion do at a newspaper?
– Run the linotype machine!

What kind of crazy creature do you get when you mix a yak and a lion?
– A maney-yak.

Why did the circus lion eat the tight rope walker?
– He wanted a well-balanced meal.

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