Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Lion jokes 🦁 in 2024

What does a lion do on a canoe?
– He uses his roar.

Why do lions eat more than other animals?
– They always get the lion’s share.

Why are they terrible storytellers?
– They only have one tail.

Why don’t circus lions eat the clowns?
– Because they taste funny.

My father has the heart of a lion…
– And also a lifetime ban from the zoo.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a snowman?
– Frost-bite.

How did the lion stop the movie?
– He pressed paws.

On what day do lions hunt?
– Chewsday.

A lion goes into a restaurant and orders a steak. The waiter asks how he would like it. The lion replies, “RAW!”

What do you call a lion with chickenpox?
– A dotted lion.

How much does a lion trainer have to know?
– More than the lion!

What do you call a lion with a kitten’s roar?
– Kitty Perry.

How do lions like to pass the time?
– By lion around!

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?
– Ryan.

What do you call a lion who hosts a talk show?
– Larry King of the Jungle.

What do a lion and a computer have in common?
– They both have mega bites.

What did the lion say to the zookeeper that shaved its body bald but not the head?
– Aww mane, no fur!

Do lions take pride in their families?

Follow us on Facebook