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Lion jokes 🦁 in 2023

The lion’s roar was so big that when I compressed it…
– It turned out to be a “.rawr” file.

Why did the lion cross the savannah?
– To get to the other pride.

What do you call the pride’s police officers?
– Claw enforcement.

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?
– Ryan.

What do you call a vegan lion?
– Dead

An arrogant gazelle walks up to a bunch of lions and tells them how much better he is than them.
– He was consumed by pride.

What is the lion’s favorite cheese?
– Roarquefort.

What animals make a square?
– Four lions.

I’m not a fan of lion bars. They seem to be quite dangerous places to hang out.

What time is it when a lion takes your hat?
– Time to get a new hat!

What do lions wear to bed?
– Paw-jamas.

What do you get when you cross Simba with the Little Mermaid?
– A sea lion.

I capture lions for a living.
– I guess you could say I take pride in my work.

What do you call a lion wearing a stylish hat?
– A dandy lion.

What does the lion say to his family before they eat a meal?
– “Let us prey.”

How can we be sure that he is the King of the jungle when he’s always lion?!

What’s the difference between a tiger and a lion?
– A tiger is missing the mane part.

What do a lion and a computer have in common?
– They both have mega bites.

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