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Lion jokes 🦁 in 2022

What do you call a lion with chickenpox?
– A dotted lion.

How much does a lion trainer have to know?
– More than the lion!

What do you call a lion with a kitten’s roar?
– Kitty Perry.

How do lions like to pass the time?
– By lion around!

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?
– Ryan.

What do you call a lion who hosts a talk show?
– Larry King of the Jungle.

What do a lion and a computer have in common?
– They both have mega bites.

What did the lion say to the zookeeper that shaved its body bald but not the head?
– Aww mane, no fur!

Do lions take pride in their families?

What did the cannibalistic lion do?
– He swallowed his pride.

How does a lion greet the antelope it meets on the savannah?
– “Pleased to eat you!”

What would’ve been a better name instead of King of the jungle?
– Emperoar.

What’s a lion’s favorite food?
– Baked beings.

I saw a big cat wearing a very flamboyant hat and cape the other day. I think it was a dandy lion.

What do you call a lion playing golf?
– Roarin’ McIlroy.

A creature is born of a lion mother and an eagle father. How does he get into Hogwarts?
– The Gryffindor.

What did the King of Pride Rock say?
– Simba, you are falling behind. I must ask you to Mufasa.

I have the eye of a tiger, the heart of a lion…
– And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

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