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Zlatan Ibrahimović Jokes in 2024

Why did Zlatan refuse to ride a bike? Because he doesn’t need any support!

What does Zlatan call a hat trick? A slow day!

What does Zlatan do when he finds a locked door? He kicks it down!

What’s Zlatan’s favorite vegetable? The beet, because he always beats his competition!

What’s Zlatan’s favorite chess piece? The king, obviously!

Why did Zlatan refuse to go to the museum? Because he said, “I am the art!”

Why is Zlatan like a fine wine? He only gets better with age!

Why did Zlatan refuse to play the piano? Because he prefers to orchestrate on the field!

Why did Zlatan refuse to watch the horror movie? Because nothing scares him!

Why does Zlatan always win at poker? Because he always plays his cards right!

What’s Zlatan’s favorite type of cake? A victory cake!

What does Zlatan do when he sees a wall? He goes through it!

What’s Zlatan’s favorite card game? Solitaire, because he likes to play alone!

How does Zlatan like his steak? Winning, like everything else!

What does Zlatan say when he looks in the mirror? “Good morning, champion!”

What does Zlatan do when his team is losing? He takes matters into his own feet!

What does Zlatan do when he needs to make a tough decision? He thinks it into the net!

What does Zlatan do when he gets stuck in traffic? He dribbles through!

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