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Juan jokes 🌮 in 2023

Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
“How was he killed” asked one detective. “With a golf gun.” Replied the second detective.
“A golf gun? What’s a golf gun?”
“I don’t know, but it sure made a hole in Juan”

What do you call a Mexican that graduated college?
– The chosen Juan.

An Irish Mexican teenager starts a job as a builder..
Only one hour into his first job he tries to hammer a nail with a screwdriver. The boss spots this and walks over to let him know he’s doing it wrong. “You’ve got a lot to learn young Paddy Juan”.

Mexican jokes are like black jokes…
– Once you heard Juan you heard Jamal.

What did the Mexican woman say to her boyfriend?
– You’re the Juan for me.

My daughter ran off with some Hispanic guy…
– She says he’s her Juan and only…

My mexican friend commited a robbery and got away.
– Now he’s Juanted

What did the cannibal say to 2 Mexicans?
– I thought I’d eat both of you but I only have room for Juan

So Juan, Pablo, and Jose are all attempting to cross the border legally.
– A border guard stops when he sees only one of them has the correct papers, and says, “Whoa whoa whoa there can be only Juan!”

I won a tutu in a charity draw at my daughter’s ballet school. My Mexican friend entered as well.
– Juan won one tutu too.

I don’t like tacos
Said no Juan ever.

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?
– Because once you’ve heard Juan, you’ve heard Jamal.

My friend had twins last month, Amal and Juan
– When I saw her at the store yesterday she only had a picture of one of the babies on her phone but she assured me, “If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”

What you call a house with a Mexican and American ghost?
– A Juan-Ted house

Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same…
Once you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Jamal.

Mexican jokes are like black jokes.
– Once you’ve heard Juan, you’ve heard Jamal.

Juan Ken always dreamed of becoming an obstetrician but when he finally made it he couldn’t decide on what people should call him.
– His two choices: OB Juan, Ken OB

How’s Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans?
– Juan by Juan.

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