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Bacon jokes ๐Ÿฅ“ in 2023

Why was the meat packer arrested?
– For bringing home the bacon.

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?
– You take away its tiny brooms.

Knock Knock!โ€ฆ Whoโ€™s there?โ€ฆ Bacon. Bacon who?
– Bacon a cake for your birthday.

What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur?
– Jurassic Pork.

Why was the meat packer arrested?
– For bringing home the bacon.

Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree that’s draped in bacon. A bacon tree ! We’re saved! He says. He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets.
– It wasn’t a bacon tree, it was a ham bush

I’m so jewish
– I don’t watch Kevin Bacon movies

What is the pigโ€™s favorite magazine?
– Porks Illustrated

What do you get if you play tug-of-war with bacon?
– Pulled Pork.

Programmers wife tells him to go to the store…
– She tell him, “Get some bacon, if there’s milk get three.”
– He comes back with three packs of bacon and no milk.

My car smelled like bacon when I got home.
– My porking brake was on.

What do you get if you play tug-of-war with bacon?
– Pulled Pork.

What do you call a pig thief?
– Why, a hamburgler, naturally.

What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summerโ€™s day?
– Bacon a cake for your birthday.

If you had to choose…
– Between eating bacon everyday or being skinny for the rest of your life, would you choose applewood or hickory smoked?

Why do communist hate bacon?
– Because itโ€™s from capitalist pigs.

What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summerโ€™s day?
– Iโ€™m bacon!

What was the name of the horror movie bacon watched?
– Frankenswine.

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