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Bacon jokes ๐Ÿฅ“ in 2023

Why was the meat packer arrested?
– For bringing home the bacon.

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?
– You take away its tiny brooms.

What is a pigโ€™s favorite song?
– Donโ€™t Go Bacon My Heart

Whatโ€™s the name of the movie about Bacon?
– Frankenswine

What is green and smells like bacon?
– Kermit’s fingers

What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
– Bacon and Legs

Whatโ€™s the name of the movie about Bacon?
– Frankenswine

What is a pressing thought of every pig?
– “Why do all bacons get cooked and cookies get baked?”

What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
– Bacon and Legs.

I just had a physical. The doctor said: Don’t eat anything fatty.
– I said, Like bacon and burgers?
– He said, No fatty, don’t eat anything!

A Pig In A Desert
– I’m bacon out here.

Which celebrity smells the best?
– Kevin Bacon

Why did yogurt hate bacon?
– Because he was uncultured.

Why did the bacon laugh?
– Because the egg cracked a yolk.

What’s green and slimy and smells like bacon?
– Kermit the Frog’s finger

Bacon
– The main reason you are not a vegetarian.

Why was the meat packer arrested?
– For bringing home the bacon.

Swine are warned to beware of what?
– The pigpockets

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