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Bacon jokes ๐Ÿฅ“ in 2021

What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken?
– The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.

What do you call a pig that knows karate?
– Heโ€™s a pork chop.

What do you get if you play tug-of-war with bacon?
– Pulled Pork.

What’s green and covered in bacon grease?
– Kermit’s finger

How is bacon like southern Europe?
– It’s got a lot of Greece in it.

What do you get if you play tug-of-war with bacon?
– Pulled Pork.

What kind of tree grows bacon on it?
– Bacon tree.

What is a frogโ€™s favorite flavor of crisp?
– Croaky bacon.

I went to the doctor’s recently. He told me, Don’t eat anything fatty.
– Me: You mean like bacon and burgers?
– Doctor: No fatty. Don’t eat anything.

When a vegan
– Starts telling me reasons why I shouldnt eat bacon

What do you call a dinosaur wrapped in bacon?
– Jurrasic Pork

Why did the pig kill the farmer?
– To save his own bacon.

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