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Bacon jokes ๐Ÿฅ“ in 2022

Got attacked by a bacon tree the other day.
– Turned out to be a hambush.

What was the name of the frog’s favorite crisp dish?
– Croaky bacon.

A Bacon and An Egg Walk Into A Bar:
– The bartender tells them โ€˜We donโ€™t serve breakfast here!โ€

What tree does bacon grow on?
– Porcupine

Kevin Bacon.
– 100% bacon, 100% better than you.

What is a frogโ€™s favorite flavor of crisp?
– Croaky bacon.

Why was the meat packer arrested?
– For bringing home the bacon.

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?
– You take away its tiny brooms.

Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One sees a tree that’s draped in bacon. ‘A bacon tree, we’re saved!’ He says. He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets
– It wasn’t a bacon tree, it was a ham bush

Whatโ€™s the name of the movie about Bacon?
– Hamlet

What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
– They love Hoggin Daz.

I saw a fir tree with bacon growing from it the other day.
– Turned out to be a porkypine.

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs.
– Now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
– God please don’t kill Kevin Bacon.

What are pig criminals known for?
– Pigpockets.

I saw a fir tree with bacon growing from it the other day.
– Turned out to be a porkypine.

What was the reason behind the arrest of the meat packer?
– Because he bought bacon home.

Why didnโ€™t anyone want to play ball with the pig?
– Because he always hogs the ball!

I had a checkup at the doctor recently, he told me, Don’t eat anything fatty.
– I said, What, like bacon and burgers?
– He said, No, fatty don’t eat anything.

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