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Bacon jokes ๐Ÿฅ“ in 2024

Why was the meat packer arrested?
– For bringing home the bacon.

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?
– You take away its tiny brooms.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
– Bacon and Legs.

Which celebrity had the best kind of smell?
– Kevin Bacon.

How do you confuse a Jew?
– Put the bacon on sale for half-off.

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in you frying pan?
– Take away their little brooms.

If the moon is cheese, Jupiter must be bacon.

What kind of stories do pigs tell their children?
– Pig Tales from the Farm

Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu?
– Kevin Bacon

AN egg walks into a bar……
– An egg walks into a bar, along with pancakes, and bacon.
– The bartender looks up and alertly says.
– “Sorry guys, we don’t serve breakfast”

Whats the name of the movie about Bacon?
– Frankenswine, or you can go see Hamlet.

Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu?
– Kevin Bacon

Why did the pigs suddenly started flying?
– Because the bacon prices went high!

What would happen if pigs could fly?
– The price of bacon would skyrocket.

When is was a kid, mum used to send me the shops wtih 50p.
– i could come home with a chicken, 2 pints of milk, 6 eggs, 2 packs of bacon and a comic book…
– You can’t do this nowadays though because of CCTV.

I smell bacon…
…Two blocks down, second house on the right.

Why didnโ€™t anyone want to play ball with the pig?
– Because he always hogs the ball!

What was the name of the bacon movie?
– Hamlet.

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