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Bacon jokes ๐Ÿฅ“ in 2023

Why was the meat packer arrested?
– For bringing home the bacon.

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?
– You take away its tiny brooms.

Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu?
– Kevin Bacon

Why did the pigs suddenly started flying?
– Because the bacon prices went high!

What would happen if pigs could fly?
– The price of bacon would skyrocket.

When is was a kid, mum used to send me the shops wtih 50p.
– i could come home with a chicken, 2 pints of milk, 6 eggs, 2 packs of bacon and a comic book…
– You can’t do this nowadays though because of CCTV.

I smell bacon…
…Two blocks down, second house on the right.

Why didnโ€™t anyone want to play ball with the pig?
– Because he always hogs the ball!

What was the name of the bacon movie?
– Hamlet.

Two eggs and a strip of bacon walk into a bar
– The bartender looks at them and says, “Sorry – we don’t serve breakfast here.”

Two men are lost in the desert when they spot a tree covered in bacon.
– One of the men exclaims “a bacon tree! we’re saved”. However as he rushes over to it he dies in a hail of bullets.
– It turns out that it wasn’t a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.

I Love Bacon
– But I hate Newt Gingrich.

What is a pigโ€™s favorite song?
– Donโ€™t Go Bacon My Heart

Whatโ€™s the name of the movie about Bacon?
– Frankenswine

What is green and smells like bacon?
– Kermit’s fingers

What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
– Bacon and Legs

Whatโ€™s the name of the movie about Bacon?
– Frankenswine

What is a pressing thought of every pig?
– “Why do all bacons get cooked and cookies get baked?”

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