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Alien jokes 👽🛸 in 2022
Why is the moon constantly moody?
– She’s just going through a phase.
A scientist working for NASA decided to never get married because she needed her space.
How do aliens harvest their crops?
– With tractor beams.
What currency do aliens use?
Which is the only animal that aliens know of?
– Cows, because only cows can be seen jumping over the moon.
Why was the alien reading a book on anti-gravity?
– He just could not put it down.
Astronauts are the only people on Earth who get to keep their jobs after they get fired.
An astronaut’s favorite sweet treat is a Milky Way.
What do you say if you want to start a fight in space?
“Comet me, bro!”
What do aliens do after they get married?
– Go on their honeyearth.
What does an alien say when he likes something a lot?
– It is out of the world.
What did the exasperated alien say to his wife?
– You are not understanding the gravity of this situation!
Jupiter was very closed up because she was battling her personal de-moons.
Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke?
– It was too Sirius.
Where do aliens like chilling the most?
– The space bar.
How does an alien cut his hair?
– Eclipse it.
It is rare to get proper cell reception in outer space because it is 0-G.
Why is an alien like a collection of famous actors’ autographs?
– They’ve both come from the stars