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Alien jokes 👽🛸 in 2023
A scientist working for NASA decided to never get married because she needed her space.
Why is the moon constantly moody?
– She’s just going through a phase.
How do aliens harvest their crops?
– With tractor beams.
What currency do aliens use?
Which is the only animal that aliens know of?
– Cows, because only cows can be seen jumping over the moon.
How do you make an alien’s baby sleep?
– You rocket.
When the moon needs to call someone, it uses its last quarter.
What’s grey, “mad for it” and lives on Mars?
– Alien Gallagher
Why do aliens not like visiting earth very often?
– Because it is rated only one star.
How does an alien measure things?
– By using a meteor stick.
When the astronaut accidentally collided with the moon, he Apollo-gized.
If Martians live on Mars and Venusians live on Venus, who lives on Pluto?
– Fleas (Pluto being Mickey Mouse’s dog!)
Why did the alien go to Saturn?
– To go ring shopping.
Why is it difficult to maintain a healthy relationship with an alien?
– Because he always needs his space.
Why did Mickey Mouse need the alien’s help?
– He was trying to find Pluto.
Stars go to school to get brighter.
How do you get clean in outer space?
– You take a meteor shower.
What did the alien say when he saw a gardener?
– “Take me to your weeder!”