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Alien jokes 👽🛸 in 2022
A scientist working for NASA decided to never get married because she needed her space.
Why is the moon constantly moody?
– She’s just going through a phase.
How do aliens harvest their crops?
– With tractor beams.
What currency do aliens use?
How do you make an alien’s baby sleep?
– You rocket.
Where do aliens go for higher studies?
– To the universe-ity.
When the moon needs to call someone, it uses its last quarter.
What’s grey, “mad for it” and lives on Mars?
– Alien Gallagher
What is an alien with three eyes called?
– An aliiien!
Why was the alien not very popular among his friends?
– Because he was not down to earth.
What does an alien call his ex?
– A SpaceX.
Life on Earth is very expensive because it includes a free trip around the sun every year.