Alien jokes 👽🛸 in 2022

A scientist working for NASA decided to never get married because she needed her space.

Why is the moon constantly moody?
– She’s just going through a phase.

How do aliens harvest their crops?
– With tractor beams.

What currency do aliens use?
– Starbucks.

How do you make an alien’s baby sleep?
– You rocket.

Where do aliens go for higher studies?
– To the universe-ity.

When the moon needs to call someone, it uses its last quarter.

What’s grey, “mad for it” and lives on Mars?
– Alien Gallagher

What is an alien with three eyes called?
– An aliiien!

Why was the alien not very popular among his friends?
– Because he was not down to earth.

What does an alien call his ex?
– A SpaceX.

Life on Earth is very expensive because it includes a free trip around the sun every year.