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Pumpkin Jokes 🎃 in 2024

Dang girl, are you a pumpkin?
-Because they call me Peter Peter.
Happy Halloween!

I read that the three most popular Halloween costumes this year are clown, pumpkin, and dinosaur.
-I’m capitalizing on this trend by selling costumes of Trump.

What did one Pumpkin say to the other?
-Happy Hollowing!

What was the pumpkin after he was stabbed 17 times in the chest?
-He was gourd.

What does a cancer survivor who just baked a pumpkin pie say?
-“I made it.”
Credit to my wonderful brother.

How did the jack-o’-lantern quit smoking?
-The pumpkin patch.

Why do I add baking soda to my pumpkin spice lattes?
– To make them even more basic.

How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
-With a pumpkin patch

A pumpkin says to a jack-o’-lantern “All we ever do is sit around on the stoop. Don’t you want to mix it up, try something different?”
– The jack-o’-lantern says “I don’t have the guts.”

What instrument does a pumpkin play?
-An a-gourd-ian.
(I’m so sorry I had to get it out of my head)

How does a pumpkin listen to Halloween music?
– On vine-yl.

In honor of the spooky season, what do you call a compressed pumpkin?
-A squash :3

Why do we carve pumpkins for Halloween?
-Because they’re less bloody.

When asked how he was feeling, what did the pumpkin say?
– I’m vine, thanks!

Sorry I’m latte
-I had to pick up my pumpkin spice.

How do you fix and update any security issues at halloween?
– With a pumpkin patch!

What are gourds afraid of?
-Things that go Pumpkin the night.

Ready to feel old? Smashing Pumpkins’ “1979” came out in 1995, with 16 years between the title and the year of release. If it were written today it would be called
-“March, 2020.”

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