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Pumpkin Jokes 🎃 in 2022
Pumpkins may not be a favourite vegetable year round but come fall, Thanksgiving, and Halloween this gourd finds it’s place in almost every home in one way or another. These fat round foods are the butt of many pumpkin jokes that are funny all year round.
What do you call a fat Jack-o-Lantern?
-A plumpkin.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
-Squash.
(From a 6-year old) Why did Cinderella always lose at tennis?
-Because her coach was a PUMPKIN.
What did Cinderella say when her carriage turned into a pumpkin?
-Oh my gord!
Kids: “There isn’t enough sugar in the pumpkin filling!” Dad: “Hey, cooking is an art, not a science…”
-“… you can’t calculate pie.”
Why was Cinderella bad in sports?
-Her coach was a pumpkin and she ran away from the ball.
Why was Cinderella bad at football?
-Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.
Did you hear about the sailor who turned into a pumpkin pie?
-He’s a squashbuckling pirate
I saw a beautiful pumpkin today…
-It was gourdeous.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
-Pumpkin pi.
How do you cure someone with a pumpkin spice addiction?
-Apply the pumpkin patch.
This is getting ridiculous..
-Only two days into October and now even COVID is pumpkin spiced.
Jack O Lanterns
Every year jack o lanterns line the streets on the front steps of homes to celebrate Halloween, as their insides become pie. While they range from rough cut silly faces that are the base of many silly pumpkin jokes and entertain both children and adults alike, and cute pumpkin jokes filling schools and activities, to highly detailed intricate designs of real people or characters that are less funny but still form the base of some corny jokes. These take several hours and assorted tools and knives, even entering competitions and displays. It brings an extra aspect to the holiday that is not just candy and while some are scary there are many that are not, allowing everyone of any age to enjoy the spectacle.Cinderella and her Magic Pumpkin
Cinderella and her decades old story that appeals to children of all ages and the adults they grow into, has her own special carriage made from a pumpkin. The pumpkin becomes carriage is the source of many jokes for kids and some clean jokes as they age. Women wondering when their fairy god mother and her pumpkin carriage will arrive for them may enjoy some one liner pumpkin jokes about it. Many cheesy joke are made about this pumpkin that transports her to the ball of her dreams and all the events that follow it.Fat Pumpkins
There has to be some hilarious pumpkin jokes about fat pumpkins standing in a row, either waiting to be chosen for pumpkin pies or to be carved into jak o lanterns, sometimes both. The larger the pumpkin the more pies it can make, increasing their value and making them a favourite among home bakers. Pumpkin growing competitions are the root of funny pumpkin jokes. Those who grow the largest pumpkins in their home gardens or pumpkin patches win prices at contests in fairs and other competitions. Once the pumpkins are grown and measured, some of them end up in pumpkin throwing competitions. A pumpkin throwing competition can lead to some of the best pumpkin jokes and the funniest pumpkin jokes. They take all sizes of pumpkins and find ways to launch them, throwing them as far as they can and the team that can throw theirs the farthest wins. These are a great way to have fun with the remaining pumpkins at the end of a season, before they rot or as they are beginning to. No pumpkin is ever waste when there’s a good pumpkin throwing competition to be had.Charlie Browns Great Pumpkin
A generation of American children grew up watching Charlie Brown and his Halloween adventure was one of the most loved. Corny pumpkin jokes about the great pumpkin have helped teach how different people believe different things and how they can still be friends. Some of the funniest pumpkin jokes may be about how special this one pumpkin is and how it because so popular that parents share the story with their children as it is passed down through the families and around schools.There are many areas of life that a good joke makes a difference. They can help to learn acceptance of other cultures, they can help to create awareness of how people live differently in different areas but that really everyone is the same in enjoying a laugh. Used to ease stressful situations or add more fun to a day sometimes, a well placed top pumpkin joke can show the many uses of a pumpkin and how they are ingrained in life, or a short pumpkin joke can add more fun to a school event or Halloween party. They are easy, people know what a pumpkin is in most areas so they are well received, and they are a huge part of every Halloween, every Thanksgiving, and many of the fall festivals. They make centerpieces, arts and crafts, pies and tarts, and pumpkin spice is found in almost any kind of food and beverage item in the fall. One liner pumpkin jokes scatter the fall like leaves on a sidewalk.
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- Bike jokes 🚲
- Band jokes 🎺🥁
- Bread jokes 🍞🥖🥯
- Beaver jokes 🦦
- Bean jokes
- Bone jokes 🦴💀
- Bowling jokes 🎳
- Bee jokes 🐝
- Bank jokes 🏦💰🏧
- Brick jokes 🧱
- Brain jokes 🧠🤯
- Beach jokes 🏝️🏖️
- Bartender jokes 🍹🍸
- Bacon jokes 🥓
- Boat jokes ⛵
- Bug jokes 🦟
- Bingo jokes
- Butter jokes 🧈
- Banana Jokes 🍌
- Boomer jokes 👵
- Bear Jokes 🧸
- Bunny jokes 🐇
- Bird Jokes 🐦
- Beer Jokes 🍺
- Baby Jokes 👶
- Batman Jokes 🦇
- Baseball Jokes ⚾
- Basketball Jokes 🏀
- Biology jokes 🧠
- Butterfly jokes 🦋🐛
- Book jokes 📚
- Birthday jokes 🎂
- Bigfoot jokes
- Cringe jokes 🙈
- Christmas jokes 🎄
- Cookie Jokes 🍪
- Confucius jokes
- Cooking jokes 🍳👩🍳
- Crow jokes
- Cactus jokes 🌵🌵
- Chess jokes ♟♞♜
- Crab jokes 🦀
- Chocolate jokes 🍫
- Cowboy jokes 🤠
- Coding jokes 👨💻
- Construction jokes 🚧🛠️👷
- Candy jokes 🍭🍬🍫
- Country jokes 🐄🌾🚜
- Camel jokes 🐫
- Camping jokes 🏕️
- Chevy jokes
- Cow jokes 🐄
- Chemistry jokes 🧪
- Computer Jokes 💻
- Coffee jokes ☕
- Car Jokes 🚗
- Calculus Jokes ➗
- Clown Jokes 🤡
- Cartoon Jokes
- Chicken jokes 🐔
- Cat jokes 🐱
- Carrot jokes 🥕
- Corny jokes
- Chuck Norris jokes
- Coronavirus Jokes 🦠😷🔬💉
- Clean jokes
- Marriage jokes 🤵💍👰
- Mothers day jokes 👩👦👦
- Morning Jokes 🌄
- Money jokes 💰💲
- Mermaid Jokes 🧜♀️
- Marvel jokes 🦸♂️🕷
- Milk jokes 🥛🍼
- Millennial jokes
- Mechanic jokes 👨🔧
- Moon jokes 🌙
- Microbiologist Jokes 👩🔬🦠
- Moose jokes 🦌
- Music Jokes 🎹
- Military Jokes ⚔️
- Medical Jokes 💉
- Minion Jokes
- Monkey Jokes 🐵
- Mustache Jokes
- Minecraft jokes 🧟
- Math jokes ➕➖
- Monday Jokes
- Pilot jokes 👨✈️✈️
- Printer jokes 🖨️
- Pregnancy jokes 🤰👶
- Plant jokes ☘️🌿🌵
- Pickle Jokes 🥒
- Plumber jokes 🚽👨🔧
- Psychology jokes 🧠
- Periodic table jokes 🧪⚗️🧑🔬☣
- Pineapple jokes 🍍
- Pi Day jokes
- Painting jokes 🎨🖼️🖌️
- Planet jokes 🪐🌍🌑
- Panda jokes 🐼
- Pie jokes 🥧
- Piano jokes 🎹
- Pharmacy jokes 💊
- Pirate jokes 🏴☠️
- Physics Jokes 🌀
- Programming Jokes 💻
- Potato Jokes 🥔
- Pumpkin Jokes 🎃
- Penguin Jokes 🐧
- Popsicle Jokes
- Pasta Jokes 🍝
- Pizza Jokes 🍕
- Pig Jokes 🐷
- Pokemon Jokes ⚡
- Pug jokes 🐾
- Spring jokes 🌼🍀🌸
- Sports Jokes ⚽🥊⛷️
- Sailor jokes ⛵
- Superhero Jokes 🦸
- Sleep jokes 💤🛌
- Smart jokes 🤯
- Sushi jokes 🍣
- Super Bowl jokes 🏈🏆
- Swimming jokes 🏊🤿
- Shoe jokes 👟👠
- Softball jokes
- Snake jokes 🐍
- Sheep jokes 🐑
- Star Trek jokes 🖖
- Sandwich jokes 🥪
- Skier Jokes ⛷️
- Scarecrow jokes
- Snowman jokes ☃️
- Statistics jokes 📊
- Sloth jokes 🦥
- Skeleton Jokes 💀
- Stupid jokes
- Space Jokes 🚀
- Silly jokes
- Santa Jokes 🎅
- Squirrel Jokes 🐿️
- Summer Jokes 🌞
- Snow Jokes ☃️
- Superman Jokes 🦸♂️
- Spiderman Jokes 🕷️
- Shark Jokes 🦈
- Soccer Jokes ⚽
- Super Mario jokes 🍄
- Science jokes 🔬
- Star Wars jokes 🎥
- Spongebob Jokes 🧽
- Short jokes
- Titanic jokes 💑🚢🧊🌊
- Toe jokes 👣
- Train jokes 🚅
- Teeth jokes 🦷🦷
- Tax jokes 💸
- Twin jokes 👭🏻👬🏻
- Travel jokes ✈️🧳
- Tea jokes ☕
- Tinder Jokes ❤️🔥
- Tuesday jokes
- Thanksgiving Jokes 🦃
- Turkey Jokes 🦃
- Teacher jokes 📚
- Tree Jokes 🌲
- Turtle Jokes 🐢
- Taco Jokes 🌮
- Tennis Jokes 🎾
- Toilet Paper jokes 🧻
- Trucker jokes 🚚
- Thursday jokes
- Tiktok jokes 💃🏻
Jack O Lanterns
Every year jack o lanterns line the streets on the front steps of homes to celebrate Halloween, as their insides become pie. While they range from rough cut silly faces that are the base of many silly pumpkin jokes and entertain both children and adults alike, and cute pumpkin jokes filling schools and activities, to highly detailed intricate designs of real people or characters that are less funny but still form the base of some corny jokes. These take several hours and assorted tools and knives, even entering competitions and displays. It brings an extra aspect to the holiday that is not just candy and while some are scary there are many that are not, allowing everyone of any age to enjoy the spectacle.Cinderella and her Magic Pumpkin
Cinderella and her decades old story that appeals to children of all ages and the adults they grow into, has her own special carriage made from a pumpkin. The pumpkin becomes carriage is the source of many jokes for kids and some clean jokes as they age. Women wondering when their fairy god mother and her pumpkin carriage will arrive for them may enjoy some one liner pumpkin jokes about it. Many cheesy joke are made about this pumpkin that transports her to the ball of her dreams and all the events that follow it.Fat Pumpkins
There has to be some hilarious pumpkin jokes about fat pumpkins standing in a row, either waiting to be chosen for pumpkin pies or to be carved into jak o lanterns, sometimes both. The larger the pumpkin the more pies it can make, increasing their value and making them a favourite among home bakers. Pumpkin growing competitions are the root of funny pumpkin jokes. Those who grow the largest pumpkins in their home gardens or pumpkin patches win prices at contests in fairs and other competitions. Once the pumpkins are grown and measured, some of them end up in pumpkin throwing competitions. A pumpkin throwing competition can lead to some of the best pumpkin jokes and the funniest pumpkin jokes. They take all sizes of pumpkins and find ways to launch them, throwing them as far as they can and the team that can throw theirs the farthest wins. These are a great way to have fun with the remaining pumpkins at the end of a season, before they rot or as they are beginning to. No pumpkin is ever waste when there’s a good pumpkin throwing competition to be had.Charlie Browns Great Pumpkin
A generation of American children grew up watching Charlie Brown and his Halloween adventure was one of the most loved. Corny pumpkin jokes about the great pumpkin have helped teach how different people believe different things and how they can still be friends. Some of the funniest pumpkin jokes may be about how special this one pumpkin is and how it because so popular that parents share the story with their children as it is passed down through the families and around schools.There are many areas of life that a good joke makes a difference. They can help to learn acceptance of other cultures, they can help to create awareness of how people live differently in different areas but that really everyone is the same in enjoying a laugh. Used to ease stressful situations or add more fun to a day sometimes, a well placed top pumpkin joke can show the many uses of a pumpkin and how they are ingrained in life, or a short pumpkin joke can add more fun to a school event or Halloween party. They are easy, people know what a pumpkin is in most areas so they are well received, and they are a huge part of every Halloween, every Thanksgiving, and many of the fall festivals. They make centerpieces, arts and crafts, pies and tarts, and pumpkin spice is found in almost any kind of food and beverage item in the fall. One liner pumpkin jokes scatter the fall like leaves on a sidewalk.