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Pumpkin Jokes 🎃 in 2024

Dang girl, are you a pumpkin?
-Because they call me Peter Peter.
Happy Halloween!

I read that the three most popular Halloween costumes this year are clown, pumpkin, and dinosaur.
-I’m capitalizing on this trend by selling costumes of Trump.

What did one Pumpkin say to the other?
-Happy Hollowing!

What was the pumpkin after he was stabbed 17 times in the chest?
-He was gourd.

What does a cancer survivor who just baked a pumpkin pie say?
-“I made it.”
Credit to my wonderful brother.

How did the jack-o’-lantern quit smoking?
-The pumpkin patch.

Why do I add baking soda to my pumpkin spice lattes?
– To make them even more basic.

How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
-With a pumpkin patch

A pumpkin says to a jack-o’-lantern “All we ever do is sit around on the stoop. Don’t you want to mix it up, try something different?”
– The jack-o’-lantern says “I don’t have the guts.”

What instrument does a pumpkin play?
-An a-gourd-ian.
(I’m so sorry I had to get it out of my head)

What do you call a fat Jack-o-Lantern?
-A plumpkin.

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
-Squash.

(From a 6-year old) Why did Cinderella always lose at tennis?
-Because her coach was a PUMPKIN.

What did Cinderella say when her carriage turned into a pumpkin?
-Oh my gord!

Kids: “There isn’t enough sugar in the pumpkin filling!” Dad: “Hey, cooking is an art, not a science…”
-“… you can’t calculate pie.”

Why was Cinderella bad in sports?
-Her coach was a pumpkin and she ran away from the ball.

Why was Cinderella bad at football?
-Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.

Did you hear about the sailor who turned into a pumpkin pie?
-He’s a squashbuckling pirate

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