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Pumpkin Jokes ๐ŸŽƒ in 2021

What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin?
-You look a little sick.

What’s the problem eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
-You’ll get autumn’y ache.

I Love Pumpkins
– Theyโ€™re gourdgeous

Why was the gourd so gossip-y?
-To give โ€™em pumpkinโ€™ to talk about.

Who helps little pumpkins cross the street?
-The crossing gourd

What do you call death by a massive pumpkin falling on your head?
-gourd to death

What do you call a fat Jack-o-Lantern?
-A plumpkin.

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
-Squash.

(From a 6-year old) Why did Cinderella always lose at tennis?
-Because her coach was a PUMPKIN.

What did Cinderella say when her carriage turned into a pumpkin?
-Oh my gord!

Kids: “There isn’t enough sugar in the pumpkin filling!” Dad: “Hey, cooking is an art, not a science…”
-“… you can’t calculate pie.”

Why was Cinderella bad in sports?
-Her coach was a pumpkin and she ran away from the ball.

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