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Pumpkin Jokes 🎃 in 2022

What do you call a fat Jack-o-Lantern?
-A plumpkin.

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
-Squash.

(From a 6-year old) Why did Cinderella always lose at tennis?
-Because her coach was a PUMPKIN.

What did Cinderella say when her carriage turned into a pumpkin?
-Oh my gord!

Kids: “There isn’t enough sugar in the pumpkin filling!” Dad: “Hey, cooking is an art, not a science…”
-“… you can’t calculate pie.”

Why was Cinderella bad in sports?
-Her coach was a pumpkin and she ran away from the ball.

Why was Cinderella bad at football?
-Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.

Did you hear about the sailor who turned into a pumpkin pie?
-He’s a squashbuckling pirate

I saw a beautiful pumpkin today…
-It was gourdeous.

What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
-Pumpkin pi.

How do you cure someone with a pumpkin spice addiction?
-Apply the pumpkin patch.

This is getting ridiculous..
-Only two days into October and now even COVID is pumpkin spiced.

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