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Pumpkin Jokes 🎃 in 2023

Dang girl, are you a pumpkin?
-Because they call me Peter Peter.
Happy Halloween!

What do adventurous pumpkins do for fun?
-Go bungee gourd jumping

I read that the three most popular Halloween costumes this year are clown, pumpkin, and dinosaur.
-I’m capitalizing on this trend by selling costumes of Trump.

What did one Pumpkin say to the other?
-Happy Hollowing!

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road safely?
-The crossing gourd.

What did the queasy pumpkin say?
-I don’t feel so gourd.

What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a pumpkin?
-Both are orange and wrinkled but a pumpkin has thicker skin.

Why do pumpkins do so bad in school?
– Because they had all their brains scooped out.

Blood type:
-Pumpkin Spice.

My dad said i could carve pumpkins on the kitchen table. So i did as he said.
-When he came back to check up on me, he yelled, “you ruined the table! And you spelled pumpkins wrong!”

What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
-Your teeth.

What’s the difference between a pumpkin and a fleshlight?
-Ones a Jack-O’-Lantern, the other is a Jack-N’-Lantern.

I recently decided to stop smashing pumpkins cold turkey.
– It was difficult at first, but it got easier once I decided to use the pumpkin patch.

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
– Good-pie everyone.

Why are jack-o-lanterns so smart?
-A candle makes them bright.

What do Alabamian families do on Halloween?
-Pumpkin

What did the squash say to the cucumber when he saw the pumpkin patch get blown up?
-Oh My Gourd!

Where do pumpkins hold meetings?
-The gourdroom

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