Pumpkins may not be a favourite vegetable year round but come fall, Thanksgiving, and Halloween this gourd finds it’s place in almost every home in one way or another. These fat round foods are the butt of many pumpkin jokes that are funny all year round.
Dang girl, are you a pumpkin?
-Because they call me Peter Peter.
Why do pumpkins do so bad in school?
– Because they had all their brains scooped out.
My dad said i could carve pumpkins on the kitchen table. So i did as he said.
-When he came back to check up on me, he yelled, “you ruined the table! And you spelled pumpkins wrong!”
What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
What’s the difference between a pumpkin and a fleshlight?
-Ones a Jack-O’-Lantern, the other is a Jack-N’-Lantern.
I recently decided to stop smashing pumpkins cold turkey.
– It was difficult at first, but it got easier once I decided to use the pumpkin patch.
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
– Good-pie everyone.
Why are jack-o-lanterns so smart?
-A candle makes them bright.
What do Alabamian families do on Halloween?
What did the squash say to the cucumber when he saw the pumpkin patch get blown up?
-Oh My Gourd!
Where do pumpkins hold meetings?
Why do I add baking soda to my pumpkin spice lattes?
-To make them even more basic.
Got a big decision to make in November…
-Pumpkin or pecan pie for thanksgiving?
What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach?
What was the pumpkin after he was stabbed 17 times in the chest?
-He was gourd.
What does a cancer survivor who just baked a pumpkin pie say?
-“I made it.”
Credit to my wonderful brother.
How do you repair a broken jack o’ lantern?
-Use a pumpkin patch.
Jack O Lanterns
Every year jack o lanterns line the streets on the front steps of homes to celebrate Halloween, as their insides become pie. While they range from rough cut silly faces that are the base of many silly pumpkin jokes and entertain both children and adults alike, and cute pumpkin jokes filling schools and activities, to highly detailed intricate designs of real people or characters that are less funny but still form the base of some corny jokes
. These take several hours and assorted tools and knives, even entering competitions and displays. It brings an extra aspect to the holiday that is not just candy
and while some are scary there are many that are not, allowing everyone of any age to enjoy the spectacle.
Cinderella and her Magic Pumpkin
Cinderella and her decades old story that appeals to children of all ages and the adults they grow into, has her own special carriage made from a pumpkin. The pumpkin becomes carriage is the source of many jokes for kids
and some clean jokes as they age. Women wondering when their fairy god mother and her pumpkin carriage will arrive for them may enjoy some one liner pumpkin jokes about it. Many cheesy joke are made about this pumpkin that transports her to the ball of her dreams and all the events that follow it.
There has to be some hilarious pumpkin jokes about fat pumpkins standing in a row, either waiting to be chosen for pumpkin pies or to be carved into jak o lanterns, sometimes both. The larger the pumpkin the more pies it can make, increasing their value and making them a favourite among home bakers. Pumpkin growing competitions are the root of funny pumpkin jokes. Those who grow the largest pumpkins in their home gardens or pumpkin patches win prices at contests in fairs and other competitions. Once the pumpkins are grown and measured, some of them end up in pumpkin throwing competitions. A pumpkin throwing competition can lead to some of the best pumpkin jokes and the funniest pumpkin jokes. They take all sizes of pumpkins and find ways to launch them, throwing them as far as they can and the team that can throw theirs the farthest wins. These are a great way to have fun with the remaining pumpkins at the end of a season, before they rot or as they are beginning to. No pumpkin is ever waste when there’s a good pumpkin throwing competition to be had.
Charlie Browns Great Pumpkin
A generation of American children grew up watching Charlie Brown and his Halloween
adventure was one of the most loved. Corny pumpkin jokes about the great pumpkin have helped teach how different people believe different things and how they can still be friends. Some of the funniest pumpkin jokes may be about how special this one pumpkin is and how it because so popular that parents share the story with their children as it is passed down through the families and around schools.
There are many areas of life that a good joke makes a difference. They can help to learn acceptance of other cultures, they can help to create awareness of how people live differently in different areas but that really everyone is the same in enjoying a laugh. Used to ease stressful situations or add more fun to a day sometimes, a well placed top pumpkin joke can show the many uses of a pumpkin and how they are ingrained in life, or a short pumpkin joke can add more fun to a school event or Halloween party. They are easy, people know what a pumpkin is in most areas so they are well received, and they are a huge part of every Halloween, every Thanksgiving, and many of the fall festivals. They make centerpieces, arts and crafts, pies and tarts, and pumpkin spice is found in almost any kind of food and beverage item in the fall. One liner pumpkin jokes scatter the fall like leaves on a sidewalk.