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Pumpkin Jokes 🎃 in 2022

Dang girl, are you a pumpkin?
-Because they call me Peter Peter.
Happy Halloween!

Why do pumpkins do so bad in school?
– Because they had all their brains scooped out.

Blood type:
-Pumpkin Spice.

My dad said i could carve pumpkins on the kitchen table. So i did as he said.
-When he came back to check up on me, he yelled, “you ruined the table! And you spelled pumpkins wrong!”

What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
-Your teeth.

What’s the difference between a pumpkin and a fleshlight?
-Ones a Jack-O’-Lantern, the other is a Jack-N’-Lantern.

I recently decided to stop smashing pumpkins cold turkey.
– It was difficult at first, but it got easier once I decided to use the pumpkin patch.

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
– Good-pie everyone.

Why are jack-o-lanterns so smart?
-A candle makes them bright.

What do Alabamian families do on Halloween?
-Pumpkin

What did the squash say to the cucumber when he saw the pumpkin patch get blown up?
-Oh My Gourd!

Where do pumpkins hold meetings?
-The gourdroom

Why do I add baking soda to my pumpkin spice lattes?
-To make them even more basic.

Got a big decision to make in November…
-Pumpkin or pecan pie for thanksgiving?

What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach?
-A life-gourd.

What was the pumpkin after he was stabbed 17 times in the chest?
-He was gourd.

What does a cancer survivor who just baked a pumpkin pie say?
-“I made it.”
Credit to my wonderful brother.

How do you repair a broken jack o’ lantern?
-Use a pumpkin patch.

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