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Pumpkin Jokes 🎃 in 2023

Dang girl, are you a pumpkin?
-Because they call me Peter Peter.
Happy Halloween!

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
– Good-pie everyone.

Why are jack-o-lanterns so smart?
-A candle makes them bright.

What do Alabamian families do on Halloween?

What did the squash say to the cucumber when he saw the pumpkin patch get blown up?
-Oh My Gourd!

Where do pumpkins hold meetings?
-The gourdroom

Why do I add baking soda to my pumpkin spice lattes?
-To make them even more basic.

Got a big decision to make in November…
-Pumpkin or pecan pie for thanksgiving?

What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach?
-A life-gourd.

What was the pumpkin after he was stabbed 17 times in the chest?
-He was gourd.

What does a cancer survivor who just baked a pumpkin pie say?
-“I made it.”
Credit to my wonderful brother.

How do you repair a broken jack o’ lantern?
-Use a pumpkin patch.

How did the jack-o’-lantern quit smoking?
-The pumpkin patch.

What did the sweet potato say to the pumpkin?
– “I yam what I yam”

What’s Alabama’s favorite vegetable?


Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?
-They have no hands to knock on the door.

Which English pop singer is most popular during Thanksgiving holiday?
-Pumpkin Spice.

Why do I add baking soda to my pumpkin spice lattes?
– To make them even more basic.

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