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Pumpkin Jokes ๐ŸŽƒ in 2021

Whatโ€™s a pumpkinโ€™s favorite genre?
-Pulp fiction.

I carve all my pumpkins in September.
– I suffer with premature ejackolantern

So Iโ€™m dating this girl, called magnesium hydroxide, she likes fairy lights, nickelback and pumpkin spiced lattes…
-Yeah she is pretty basic.

What do you call an athletic pumpkin?
-A jock oโ€™ lantern

What is a pumpkinโ€™s favorite sport?
– Squash.

Who makes the best pumpkin pie?
– Gourden Ramsay

What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin?
-You look a little sick.

What’s the problem eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
-You’ll get autumn’y ache.

I Love Pumpkins
– Theyโ€™re gourdgeous

Why was the gourd so gossip-y?
-To give โ€™em pumpkinโ€™ to talk about.

Who helps little pumpkins cross the street?
-The crossing gourd

What do you call death by a massive pumpkin falling on your head?
-gourd to death

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