Pumpkin Jokes 🎃 in 2021

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
– Good-pie everyone.

By: Journee

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Why are jack-o-lanterns so smart?
-A candle makes them bright.

By: Zara

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What do Alabamian families do on Halloween?
-Pumpkin

By: Juliet

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What did the squash say to the cucumber when he saw the pumpkin patch get blown up?
-Oh My Gourd!

By: Kiara

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Where do pumpkins hold meetings?
-The gourdroom

By: Daniela

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Why do I add baking soda to my pumpkin spice lattes?
-To make them even more basic.

By: Jayla

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Got a big decision to make in November…
-Pumpkin or pecan pie for thanksgiving?

By: Amira

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What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach?
-A life-gourd.

By: Nicole

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What was the pumpkin after he was stabbed 17 times in the chest?
-He was gourd.

By: Tessa

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What does a cancer survivor who just baked a pumpkin pie say?
-“I made it.”
Credit to my wonderful brother.

By: Michelle

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How do you repair a broken jack o’ lantern?
-Use a pumpkin patch.

By: Elise

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How did the jack-o’-lantern quit smoking?
-The pumpkin patch.

By: Millie

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