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Book jokes 📚 in 2023

A Dinosaur that writes books?
– A Brontesaurus.

Have you read the book about hands?
– It’s a real page turner.

What kind of stories do pigs tell their children?
– Pig Tales from the Farm

What do you do if your dog starts eating a book?
– You take the words right out of his mouth!

Why did Shakespeare always write with a pen?
– Pencils were so confusing to him. 2B or not 2B?

How do you catch a whole school of fish?
– With bookworms.

Have you heard about the chemist who was reading a book about helium?
– He couldn’t put it down!

What king of medieval England was famous because he spent so many nights at his Round Table writing books?
– King Author!

Why should you not write a book on penguins?
– Because writing a book on paper is so much easier!

How many books can you fit in an empty bag?
– One. After that, it’s not empty!

How many books can you put into an empty backpack?
– One! After that it’s not empty.

What do planets like to read?
– Comet books!

What reads and lives in apples?
– Bookworms

Why did Shakespeare always write with a pen?
– Pencils were so confusing to him. 2B or not 2B?

Feeling cold?
– Get a book! You’ll still be cold, but at least you’ll have a book with you!

How many books did you finish over the summer ?
– None. My brother stole my box of crayons.

Why did the Romanian stop reading for the night?
– To give his Bucharest.

What type of books does owl like to read?
– Hooo-dunnits (mystery books)

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