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Book jokes 📚 in 2023

Want to hear a joke about a book?
– Never mind, it’s tear-rible!

What’s the best thing to read in the woods?
– Poe-tree!

What is Bigfoot’s favorite book?
– Hairy Potter.

What are the hardest books that you have to force yourself to get through?
– Friction books!

What do you do if your dog starts eating a book?
– You take the words right out of his mouth!

Why are writers always cold?
– Because of all the drafts!

Why did the kid always sit in his wardrobe when reading a book?
– Narnia business!

What kind of books do rabbits like to read?
– Stories with hoppy endings.

Why does a ghost need so many books?
– Because it goes through them so quickly!

Why should you not write a book on penguins?
– Because writing a book on paper is so much easier!

A Dinosaur that writes books?
– A Brontesaurus.

Have you read the book about hands?
– It’s a real page turner.

What kind of stories do pigs tell their children?
– Pig Tales from the Farm

What do you do if your dog starts eating a book?
– You take the words right out of his mouth!

Why did Shakespeare always write with a pen?
– Pencils were so confusing to him. 2B or not 2B?

How do you catch a whole school of fish?
– With bookworms.

Have you heard about the chemist who was reading a book about helium?
– He couldn’t put it down!

What king of medieval England was famous because he spent so many nights at his Round Table writing books?
– King Author!

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