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Star Trek jokes ๐Ÿ–– in 2024

Why did the chicken cross the road?
– To boldly go where no chicken had gone before!

Ricardo Montalban struggled to find acting roles after “Star Trek 2.”
– Nobody wanted to hire an ex-Khan.

How do people in Star Trek tolerate high speeds?
– They Klingon to something

Q: How do you get a one-armed Klingon out of a tree?
– A: Wave to him

What do you call two science officers having an argument?
– Science Friction!

Q: What would you get if Dax’s family were waiting tables on rollerblades?
– A: Trills and spills.

Whaddya use to decide whether to host a Star Trek poetry event?
– A list of prose in Khans.

What does a Star Trek fan use to keep his leftovers fresh?
– Klingon wrap! (Made that one up myself)

Q: What did Worf say when small ice asteroids began hitting the Enterprise hull?
– A: “Captain, we are being hailed.”

What is Rikerโ€™s approach to dating?
– If at first you donโ€™t succeed, try Troi again!

Q: What does Kirk use to light a fire?
– A: The captain’s log.

(For Star Trek dads) Locutus of Borg redid his kitchen floor. A bit of it didn’t come up easily, though…
– The resistance was a few tiles.

Q: Where do the Borg eat fast food?
– A: At their local Borger King!

What’s a star trek fans favourite drink?
– Picardi and Kirk

Why did Spock cross the road?
– Because it was logical!

A Star Trek forum exists where Trekkies can debate additions to the universe’s lore.
– It’s called Prose and Khans.

The Star Trek crew couldnโ€™t use the internet outside of WiFi range.
– They didnโ€™t have commander data with them.

Q: What is Captain Picards biggest pet peeve?
– A: When the crew replaces his dilithium crystals with Folgers crystals.

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