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Star Trek jokes ๐Ÿ–– in 2021

Why did the Romulan cross the road?
– To conquer the other side!

Did you hear about the Star Trek poetry night?
– It has it’s Prose and Khan’s.

My Star Trek DVDs didn’t turn up
..I’d forgotten to send the Chekhov

Q: How many Borg does it take to change a light-bulb?
– A: All of them!

What are glasses called on planet Vulcan?
– Spocktacles!

Q: What did Spock say when he got buried in a pile of Tribbles?
– A: “I’m in Tribble!”

My 10 y.o. son cracked this joke on the driving range today.
– I sliced the hell out of the ball.
– My son watched it land, turned to me and said, “that ball was like Star Trek Voyager … way off course.”

Did you hear about the trekkie that sold all his star trek merch?
– He was sorta stuck between a spock and a hard place.

Q: What do the Klingons do with the dead bulb?
– A: Execute it for failure.

Why did the Enterprise have to go to the garage for repair?
– It needed new Spock plugs!

Q: What do you call it when Kira is late?
– A: A major delay.

I got some new Star Trek garden insecticide
– It’s called Leonard Neem Oil

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