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Star Trek jokes ๐Ÿ–– in 2023

Q: Why were Picard and his crew so confused when the android officer was kidnapped?
– A: Because they’d lost their Data.

I just spent $100 on a limited edition DVD of Star Trek 2
– Turns out the seller was a Kahn man

TIFU wearing my Chewbacca costume to the Star Trek convention.
– It was a wookie mistake.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
– A: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

What did Mr Spock find in Captain Kirk’s toilet?
– The Captain’s Log!

Q: What do you call a friend of Picard’s first officer?
– A: A Riker-liker.

What does every Star Trek fan ask for from a mobile network?
– Unlimited Data

Q: Why did the Klingon cross the road?
– A: To conquer the other side.

I can’t decide if I want to watch the original Star Trek of The Next Generation…
– I guess you could say I’m stuck between a Spock and a Picard place!

Why did Riker die from friendly fire?
– Because Picard ordered “Fire at Will!”

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?
– All of them, because they are one!

Heard this sub has a lot of Star Trek fans. Did you guys know that to cut down on costs, a lot of the cast and crew camped outside in tents while filming the outdoor scenes in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn? I just snagged one on eBay!
– Yeah, so anyways – I thought you guys would appreciate my original Kahn tent

My favorite scene from any star trek movie is the one where Spock dies…
– It’s so i-khan-ic.

Q: What do you call it when that Strategic Operations Officer on DS9 runs as fast as he can?
– A: Worf Speed

Q: What do you get when you cross an amoeba with Voyager’s chief engineer?
– A: A B’Elanna split.

For Star Trek fans: What did Scotty tell Kirk when The Enterprise flew over western England?
– “Thar be Wales here!”

My brother had a bad reaction to a nut while we were watching a Star Trek movie a while back
– The incident is forever referred to as ,
– “The Wrath Of Pecan”

Q: What did Picard say as Data struggled to repair the Marclosian Stitching Machine?
– A: Make it sew.

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