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Star Trek jokes ๐Ÿ–– in 2022

How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
– Two. One to change the bulb and one to shoot the first in the back and take all the credit!

Star Trek fans always expect a gift when going to a convention
– They call it the enter prize.

I was watching star trek and they kept talking about freighter ships.
– I would imagine the cost of shipping between planets must be astronomical.

Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?
– A: NONE: Klingons aren’t afraid of the dark

Where do the Borg go to eat fast food?
– Borger King!

Q: Who’s a major character from DS9?
– A: Kira.

Only hardcore Star Trek fans know Zefram Cochrane’s real name.
– Zefram Katsopolis.

What do you call fans of Star Trek and Jeopardy?
– Trebeckies

Q: What did one Borg say to one another right before their ship was destroyed in sector zero zero one?
– A: Hoisted by our own Picard.

What do you call a Klingon with half a brain?
– A genius!

Q: What’s the difference between Bones and his imposter?
– A: One’s the real McCoy.

I went to a Star Trek convention dressed as a tree…
….. I was the captain’s log

Q: What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage?
– A: A croaking device

What was the working title for Star Trek III: The Search for Spock?
– Finding Nimoy

How many Original Series landing party crew members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
– Only one, but the extra red-shirt will die whilst they’re changing it!

I tried to sneak into the Star Trek convention as a doctor…
– The security guard suspected I was not the real McCoy.

Took the family to the Star Trek museum today, and we were the 10,000th visitor.
– We won the Enter Prize!

Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?
– A: NONE: Klingons aren’t afraid of the dark

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