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Star Trek jokes ๐Ÿ–– in 2022

What do you call a Klingon with half a brain?
– A genius!

Q: What’s the difference between Bones and his imposter?
– A: One’s the real McCoy.

I went to a Star Trek convention dressed as a tree…
….. I was the captain’s log

Q: What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage?
– A: A croaking device

What was the working title for Star Trek III: The Search for Spock?
– Finding Nimoy

How many Original Series landing party crew members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
– Only one, but the extra red-shirt will die whilst they’re changing it!

I tried to sneak into the Star Trek convention as a doctor…
– The security guard suspected I was not the real McCoy.

Took the family to the Star Trek museum today, and we were the 10,000th visitor.
– We won the Enter Prize!

Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?
– A: NONE: Klingons aren’t afraid of the dark

What’s it called when a crew member on Deep Space 9 runs as fast as he can?
– Worf Speed!

Q: Why couldn’t people make sense of Charles Tucker’s performance?
– A: It was too Trippy.

I can’t decide if I want to watch the original Star Trek of The Next Generation…
– I guess you could say I’m stuck between a Spock and a Picard place!

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