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Twin jokes 👭🏻👬🏻 in 2022

When you’re telling a joke to identical twins, make sure you tell them the entire thing.
– Because you just can’t tell them a part.

My twin brother prefers to take the stairs, but I like the elevator.
– I guess we are raised differently.

“My wife’s identical twin sister is living with us till she finds a job”
I said to my friend
He asked “ do you know how to tell them apart ?”
I remarked “ why should I ?”

My friend Jay recently had twin girls, and wanted to name them after him.
– So I suggested Kaye and Elle

What do you call twin brothers?
– A sunset

My father was born with a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
– I have an uncle, once removed.

What did tornado say to it’s annoying twin?
– Sigh, clone.

Identical twins were put up for adoption and separated at birth…
…20 years later, their biological parents decided to find and meet them.

After many hours of research, they discovered that one child had been adopted by a middle-eastern family and had been named Amal Allamedan, while the other boy had been adopted by a family in Chile and had been named Juan Cerejo.

They set out to meet their son in Chile first. After meeting with him and having a wonderful time, the mother was ready to go meet her other son, but her husband disagreed.

When she asked why they couldn’t go see him, he replied, “Well, if you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal!”

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?
– Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

I met conjoined twins and I’m not sure which one I like more.
– They’re neck and neck.

A pregnant woman is talking to her friend
A pregnant woman, who is expecting twins, is talking to her friend. The friend asks her:

“Have you already picked some names you like?”

“Yes. If it’s girls I want to name one Kate.”

“Why?”

“So the other one can be DupliKate.”

“And what if it’s boys?”

“I’ll name one Kent.”

“And what about the other one?”

“He will be a RepliKent.”

A husband and wife give up their identical twin boys for adoption. They name one of them Juan and the other Amol
– Years later the wife receives a letter from Juan reaching out to her, he included a picture. Elated she showed her husband who was excited to see his son doing so well in life.. weeks later they receive a letter from Amol telling them how well he is doing and also included a picture. Wife asks hubby ” do you want to see your sons picture?” hubby replies “Why? if you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amol”

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