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Zebra jokes 🦓 in 2024

What does a zebra look like?
– A horse behind bars.

What did the zebra tell the vet at his sick visit?
– “I’m feeling a little horse.”

An old joke I learned in third grade…
– So, this french guy – he wants to learn English. So boards a plane to the US and he hears the Pilot say “take off”. The first stop he makes in the US is the San Diego Zoo, where he learns “zebra”. While he’s looking at the Zebras, a couple walks up with a stroller and he learns the word “baby”. So then he goes to the beach, and he sees a hot girl in a bikini and wants to talk to her. He starts speaking french and she’s like, “Oh, I’m sorry, I don’t speak French! Do you know any English?” and he replies… “Take off zebra baby!” and she slaps him.

What do you call a black and white bra?
– Zebra

What do you call a male zebra?
– A zebro

How do you find zebra?
– Look under zeshirt.

Please help me find my lost horse, Black Beauty.
– The horse was last seen near the white fence I was repainting. Side note, is anyone missing a zebra?

Black and white

What’s black and white and lives in Africa?
A zebra.

What’s black and white and hides in caves?
A zebra that owes me money.

What is a Zebra?
– A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.

Why did a statistician take a zebra with him when he boarded a train?
– Because statistically, it’s a lot less likely to be a train accident with a Zebra inside it…

Zebras usually hold strong opinions.
– They are very black and white creatures.

What did the horse say the first time they saw a zebra?
– That horse has been to prison.

What is black and white and red all over?
– A sunburnt zebra.

What did the zebra say before leaving?
– I’ll be white black.

What do you call a young, unruly zebra?
– A zebrat!

A zebra and a giraffe have a kid…
– …and named him Al. Al is really good at maths. What species is he?

What do you call a jewish zebra?
– A zebrew.

What’s a German underwear model’s favourite animal
– Ze-bra

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