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Zebra jokes 🦓 in 2023

What does a zebra look like?
– A horse behind bars.

What’s black and white and eats like a horse?
– A zebra.

What’s black and white and blue?
– A sad zebra.

Why did the chicken NOT cross the road?
– Because it was a zebra crossing

A leopard tried to sneak out of his enclosure by pretending to be a zebra.
– But he was spotted.

You’re riding on a horse at high speed chasing a zebra. To your right is a sheer dropoff. Two feet to your left is a grizzly bear. Right on the heels of your horse is an angry lion. What do you do?
– Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round!

I told a friend that I thought his pet zebra was a fake.
– He said, “Well spotted”.

What does a zebra and michael jackson have in common?
– They can’t decide whether to be black or white!

I just finished up reading the dictionary.
– It turns out that the Zebra did it.

I finished reading The Dictionary the other day…
– Spoiler alert, the zebra did it

If a quadruped has four legs and a biped has two legs, what is a zebra?
– A stri-ped.

How do you enter a surfer zebra’s house?
– With a key, brah!

What do Penguins, Black and White movies, Zebras and newspapers all have in common?
– The next generation is not going to know what any of those things are.

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?
– .Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

– I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes “Man, you’re such s Cheetah!” and they laugh and eat a Zebra or whatever

What animal do French women wear to give them support?
– Zebra.

A Zebra dies and goes to heaven…
– When he gets to the Gates, a man is there and says “you may ask 1 question before you enter and you will get your answer..” The Zebra thinks for a second and says “Am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes?” Stumped the man tells the Zebra to wait there and he will get the answer from The Man himself.. Waiting patiently the Zebra sees the man approaching and says “I have the answer, but I don’t understand it.” “Tell me” says the Zebra. “Ok, he said the answer is ‘You are what you are!’ The Zebra laughs and the man is puzzled and says “Do you know what it means?” The Zebra says “Yup, I’m white with black stripes cause if I was black with white stripes he’d have said ‘You is what you is!’

As a reward for winning a race, a young stallion was put in a compound with a beautiful female zebra.
– As the next day dawned, the keeper ran to see how the stallion had made out and was chagrined to see him leaning up against a tree. His mane was disheveled, his body covered in welts from angry hooves, and he had two giant black eyes. Astounded, the keeper asked what had happened.

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