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Zebra jokes 🦓 in 2022

Which animal is the oldest?
– Zebras, because they are still in black and white.

Why wouldn’t you ask the zebra for music advice?
– Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

What has two legs, and goes black,white,black,white,black,white,black,white,black,white,black,white then red?
– Half a Zebra

What’s a Zebra?
– 26 sizes larger than an A bra.

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
– A zebra!

A zebra said to a lion, “Let’s swap roles for a while.”
– The lion said, “I’m game!”

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?
– Kicked out of the zoo.

When is a zebra-crossing invisible?
– When its not been painted yet.

What goes black, white, black, white, black, white, red?
– Half a zebra

What side does a zebra have the most stripes on?
– The outside.

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape-man?
– Tarzan with stripes.

So a young zebra asks his father…
– “Dad, am I white with black stripes or black with white strpes?”

“I don’t know, son. Go ask God”

So the young zebra goes to see god, and asks ” God, am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes?”

To which God replies “You are what you are.”

At that moment the young zebra races home and yells “Dad, dad, dad! I know what I am, now!”

The dad asks, “Ok, what are you?”

“I’m white with black stripes, because if I were black with white stripes God would have said ‘You is what you is.'”

What’s black and white and can’t go through a revolving door?
– A zebra with a spear through its head.

Two donkeys are standing at a roadside
– Two donkeys are standing at a roadside, one asks the other: “So, shall we cross? ”
The other shakes his head: “No way, look at what happened to the zebra.”

What did the zebra say before leaving?
– I’ll be white black.

What do you call a zebra lost at sea?
– A seabra.

Please help me find my lost horse, Black Beauty.
– The horse was last seen near the white fence I was repainting. Side note, is anyone missing a zebra?

Two zebras are standing in a field.
– Zebra 1 asks “Hey, do you think I’m white with black stripes or black with white stripes?”

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