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Zebra jokes 🦓 in 2022

What do zebras have that no other animal has?
– Baby zebras.

Two donkeys are standing at an intersection.
– One asks the other, “Should we cross?”

What’s the oldest animal?
– It’s the zebra because they are black and white

What do you put on zeboobs?
– Zebra

What does a zebra and michael jackson have in common?
– They can’t decide whether to be black or white!

Zebras aren’t fans of coloring books.
– They don’t like having to stay between the lions.

Why did a statistician take a zebra with him when he boarded a train?
– Because statistically, it’s a lot less likely to be a train accident with a Zebra inside it…

What is the difference between a zebra and a horse?
– A zebra has its pajamas on.

What has 3 words, 8 letters, is easy to say, and hard to prove?
– I’m a zebra.

What is black and white and bouncy all over?
– A zebra on a trampoline.

When is the best time to eat a zebra?
– When it’s stripened.

One zebra says to the other, “I’m going to check out that patch of nice green grass over there . . .
– . . . I’ll be white black.”

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