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Zebra jokes 🦓 in 2025

What does a zebra look like?
– A horse behind bars.

Got a pet zebra and didn’t realize how hungry they are.
– He eats like a horse.

What happens when you put a zebra in a lion cage?
– You get fired from the zoo

What is black and white with red dots?
– A zebra with chickenpox.

What do a Zebra and a Panda have in common?
– It’s pretty black and white

What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?
– Spot

What is a zebra zombie’s favorite snack?
– Ze brains!

Two donkeys are standing near a street light and deciding whether to cross the zebra crossing or not
– Donkey-1:Yo! What are you waiting for?Lets cross the road!

Donkey-2:No Way! Did you see what happened to the zebra?

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?
– Because there wasn’t a Zebra crossing

A Russian man travels to the US without knowing any english
– After leaving the airport, he sees a sign for a space center that says Take off!

Next, he sees a billboard for the zoo that says Zebra

Later that day he goes to a bar and is excited to use his newly learned words. When he gets into the bar he tells the waitress Take off ze bra!

Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
– The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.

What do you call a zebra who joined a fraternity?
– A zebro

Why wouldn’t you ask the zebra for music advice?
– Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

What do you call a striped bra?
– A zebra.

A Zebra walks into a pub and asks for a beer.

The bartender says “Sorry I can’t serve you”
The Zebra asks “Why not?”

“Because you’re barred” replies the bartender.

I just thought this up but I doubt I’m the first. Sorry if it is lame.

The zookeeper told me I wasn’t allowed to buy the animals,
– so I asked why the zebra had a barcode.

What does a zebra call his best friends?
– Zeebros.

What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
– Three zebras fighting over a pickle.

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