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Bartender jokes 🍹🍸 in 2023
Bartenders work in bars and at many special events and working with both alcohol and the people who are ordering from them, they learn many people skills. Some of those that are being served are the most likely to use bartender jokes, either to try and impress bartenders or friends.
An infinite number of mathematicians enter a bar
– The first orders a pint of beer. The second half a pint, the third a quarter ad infinitum. The bartender just pours two pints and says “sort it out yourselves.”
A guy walks into a bar and has several beers while he complains to the bartender about his soon-to-be ex-wife.
– “I was a complete idiot when I married her,” the guy laments to the bartender. “Probably,” the bartender agrees. “But I suppose she was in love at the time and didn’t notice right off.”
E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says,
– “Sorry, we don’t serve minors.”
A man walks into the bar…
– The bartender: “Hi Dave!”
The boss faints.
This is an old joke but my husband told me to never tell it again!
– 3 vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks a Bloody Mary?
The vampire shakes his head. Hot water for me
Hot water?
I found a tampon out back and want to make tea
So the bartender asked, why do you have a time machine?-
A time traveller walks into a bar.
I went into a bar and said to the bartender, “Surprise me…
– So he showed me a naked picture of my wife.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Wow I’ve never served a weasel before, what can I get you?”
– “Pop”, goes the weasel.
A blind man walks into a bar
– The bartender says “Oh hey! I haven’t seen you in forever!” The blind man says “same”
An infinite number of mathematicians enter a bar
– The first orders a pint of beer. The second half a pint, the third a quarter ad infinitum. The bartender just pours two pints and says “sort it out yourselves.”
A Zebra walks into a pub and asks for a beer.
– The bartender says “Sorry I can’t serve you”
The Zebra asks “Why not?”
How do you make Lady Gaga cry?
– Poke-her-face.
A Russian spy, a sexual predator and a billionaire walk into a bar
– Bartender says “What can I get you Mr. President?”
An etymologist, an entomologist, and an etiologist walk into a bar.
– “What’ll it be?” The bartender asks.
“I’ll have a beer,” the etymologist says. “A word which comes from Latin *bibere*, meaning “to drink”.
“I’ll have an Americano,” the entomologist says. “It was originally dyed with crushed beetles!”
The bartender gets them their drinks. “And for you, sir?” he asks the third man.
“I’m just wondering how I got here,” the etiologist replies.
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit “what’ll ya have?” The rabbit replies,
– “I dunno… I’m just here because of autocorrect.”
A Man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. The bartender says “What an interesting pet, whats his name?” “Tiny” the man replies. “What an odd name, why do you call him Tiny?”
– “Because…He’s my newt.
Two dragons walk into a bar. One says to the other, “It’s hot in here.
– ” The other snaps back, “Shut your mouth!”
Gordon Ramsay walks into a bar…
– … and asks for a glass of water with ice. Once his drink is served, he looks at the bartender and asks: “What did you use to make the ice cubes?”
Bartender: “Water.”
Ramsay: “Fresh?”
Bartender: “No, frozen.”
Ramsay: “Oh for fuck’s sake.”
Mixing Drinks
Top bartender jokes are often about the way that they mix drinks, and how they spend so much of their time serving drinks to others. While they do mix many drinks, each bartender is different in how they balance the tasks, how many they can make at a time, and how much they include in each. A well made drink will have the perfect balance of each ingredient and will have a pleasant taste without a burn. Hilarious bartender jokes about how they make drinks are second only to cheesy bartender jokes about how they interact with people.While making drinks should be the focus of the job, interacting with customers and ensuring they are happy is perhaps the most important part of the job. Corny bartender jokes about them working double duty and serving as a therapist are some of the most popular. It is a common stereotype that when people go into bars and drink to feel better or to spend the evening, they are also going to share all of their problems with the bartender on duty. Short bartender jokes will address this often, and while it may be true in some cases it is not in all, but one liner bartending jokes will get a laugh anyway. They are enjoyable and fun, and do not target the bartenders as the joke, but the way in which people naturally trust them even though they may be strangers and share their innermost thoughts and worries with them.
Bartenders in the Movies
Fancy drinks, throwing around bottles, and tricks behind the bar are often seen in movies, especially those that are about bars and the people who work in and frequent them. Funny bartender jokes about their talent and how they can do anything are common and can show a respect for the job and for those who do it. While many people would be unable to complete those tasks or tricks, there are many who cannot, and top bartender jokes are enjoyed by all of them and may address those who can do bartending tricks and those who cannot.In movies bartenders are most often attractive, either men or women, who are cool and brave, and attract a wide range of attention. One liner bartender jokes that address the attractiveness of these bartenders, and the stereotype that those in every bar outside of the entertainment industry will be attractive as well, are very popular in college towns and with young adults. Short bartender jokes often assume that people operate on this basic assumption and will find the joke amusing because of it, without including all of the details.
Cute bartender jokes are fun, and they are a great way to share a laugh with friends for adults, however bartender jokes are not for kids. Though they do not attend bars, they will see bartenders at weddings and other events, and have a basic understanding of the profession, but they do have many of their own jokes about them.