As with many things that people do not fully understand, art has it’s own full range of art jokes. There are many about the different types of art, what qualifies as art, and who makes it. There will never be a complete agreement on what makes art and what makes great art, so there will always be art jokes.
When I’m older and can afford it, I want to commission an artist to make a bust of me
-But that’s getting a head of myself.
Banksy seems like a trustworthy artist.
-Sure he’s kind of shady, a bit sketchy, but he’s not trying to frame me.
What type of shoes does an artist wear?
What shoe brand do artists love?
A magical spanish thief was caught trying to steal an early work of a famous artist
-In his defeat, he declared they could keep the work, but he would set himself free on the count of three. He said “Uno…Dos….” and then poof, he vanished without a trace.
What did the artist draw before he went to bed?
What is an artist’s favorite swimming technique?
Sketch Artist: [holds up drawing of a single strand of straw]
-**Camel *[in a wheelchair, tears in his eyes]*:** that’s him
When does the artist die?
– When she draws her last breath.
What did the artist feel like when he first visited the Louvre museum?
-It was Louvre at first sight.
Who’s a hairdresser’s favorite musical artist?
Everyone knows of famous martial artist, Bruce Lee
-He also had a brother, the revolutionary vegan activist, Brocco Lee
Art School Jokes
Silly art jokes about going to school to learn how to create are common, as many do not see it as something that is taught or learned but that should be experienced. On the opposite side there are cheesy jokes about what failures can happen when training is not provided and how the products may not turn out as well. These are common jokes that are shared between friends and those in competition with each other. There are also hilarious jokes about one art school compared to another as the friendly rivalry occurs just as it does in any school situation.
What Makes Something Art?
Art is a word that means many different things to different groups of people. There is not going to be full world wide agreement over what qualifies as art and what does not, this feeds the funny art jokes about what is and what is not art. There are short art jokes about who decides what is or what is not art, and the best art jokes may be those aimed at people who judge the things that others make harshly. The art world is in general an open community that encourages people to be true to who they are and what they love, but one liner art jokes will never disappear completely.
As some believe that art is determined by the person who creates it and that when people enjoy it that also makes it art, the clean art jokes are related to how it is made rather then who makes it or how.
Anyone who makes art, in any way, is an artist. It can be someone in their home making things or a painter with their work hanging in museums or galleries. Perhaps everyone has a little art in them, if they choose to cultivate it, and many clean art jokes are made about just that. If everyone can make art then there are certain to be jokes about those who choose to do it professionally and why they choose that path. The top art jokes are harmless and intended to bring joy and laughter without insulting anyone.
Who Loves Art Jokes?
Art jokes for kids are certainly some of the funniest art jokes and they are not only light hearted and amusing but easy to remember. Funny art jokes about different kinds of art and how it is made can help children to learn new ways to create. These are a good way to introduce children to new topics and ideas to kids and encourage them to try new things and use their creativity. Art, and the hilarious art jokes that come with it, are one more outlet for that creativity and a way to share their thoughts and feelings about it. As a tool for learning joking can be a relaxed approach and help to introduce new concepts without it feeling boring or intense.
Teachers are not the only ones who use funny art jokes, kids use cute art jokes to entertain their family and their friends. They may repeat them to share new things they are learning about or to find things in common with new friends or new things in common with their family. Jokes are great way for children to bond and form relationships around the playground and to break the ice with new people.
Enjoying a well placed joke and the art forms that are around us can help to lead to a happy life full of wonder and laughter. Jokes are a form of communication between people that can help to bring groups of people together and to form new friendships for both children and adults. They are easy to use, often well received, and the way a joke is told and received communicates a lot about the people on each side, as well as those who wrote them.