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Art Jokes ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ in 2021

Sketch Artist: [holds up drawing of a single strand of straw]
-**Camel *[in a wheelchair, tears in his eyes]*:** that’s him

When does the artist die?
– When she draws her last breath.

What did the artist feel like when he first visited the Louvre museum?
-It was Louvre at first sight.

Whoโ€™s a hairdresserโ€™s favorite musical artist?
-Harry Styles

Everyone knows of famous martial artist, Bruce Lee
-He also had a brother, the revolutionary vegan activist, Brocco Lee

When do all artists pass away?
-When they draw their last breath.

Never trust people who sketch facial composites for police reports.
-They’re con artists.

Why was the artist afraid he might go to jail?
– Because heโ€™d been framed!

Why did the artist say nothing when people said his painting was terrible?
-Because he got the picture.

What do you call an artist who gives off bad vibes?
-Sketchyโ€ฆ

Hip-hop Music Artist Lil’ Wayne announced that he’s tested positive for COVID-19
-The rapper said that he’s okay and mostly recovered though, just a lil’weezy.

Why was the artist arrested for painting in the police station?
– Because he had an unfortunate brush with the law.

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