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Art Jokes 🖼️ in 2023

When I’m older and can afford it, I want to commission an artist to make a bust of me
-But that’s getting a head of myself.

What do you call an artist who gives off bad vibes?

What’s the difference between an artist’s folder and a diseased fortress?
-One’s a portfolio, the other is Fort Polio.

I told the artist that his painting was terrible.
-I think he got the picture.

Where does a cow hang his paintings?
-In a mooooseum.

Why did the artist frequently visit the bathroom?
-Because when you gotta Gogh, you gotta Gogh.

Never trust people who sketch facial composites for police reports.
-They’re con artists.

Why was the artist afraid he might go to jail?
– Because he’d been framed!

Why did the artist say nothing when people said his painting was terrible?
-Because he got the picture.

Hip-hop Music Artist Lil’ Wayne announced that he’s tested positive for COVID-19
-The rapper said that he’s okay and mostly recovered though, just a lil’weezy.

Why was the artist in jail?
-Apparently he was framed.

Banksy seems like a trustworthy artist.
-Sure he’s kind of shady, a bit sketchy, but he’s not trying to frame me.

What type of shoes does an artist wear?

What shoe brand do artists love?

A magical spanish thief was caught trying to steal an early work of a famous artist
-In his defeat, he declared they could keep the work, but he would set himself free on the count of three. He said “Uno…Dos….” and then poof, he vanished without a trace.

What did the artist draw before he went to bed?
-The curtains!

What is an artist’s favorite swimming technique?
-The brushstroke.

Sketch Artist: [holds up drawing of a single strand of straw]
-**Camel *[in a wheelchair, tears in his eyes]*:** that’s him

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