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Art Jokes ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ in 2021

When Iโ€™m older and can afford it, I want to commission an artist to make a bust of me
-But thatโ€™s getting a head of myself.

Banksy seems like a trustworthy artist.
-Sure he’s kind of shady, a bit sketchy, but he’s not trying to frame me.

What type of shoes does an artist wear?
-Sketchers.

What shoe brand do artists love?
-Sketchers.

A magical spanish thief was caught trying to steal an early work of a famous artist
-In his defeat, he declared they could keep the work, but he would set himself free on the count of three. He said “Uno…Dos….” and then poof, he vanished without a trace.

What did the artist draw before he went to bed?
-The curtains!

What is an artistโ€™s favorite swimming technique?
-The brushstroke.

Sketch Artist: [holds up drawing of a single strand of straw]
-**Camel *[in a wheelchair, tears in his eyes]*:** that’s him

When does the artist die?
– When she draws her last breath.

What did the artist feel like when he first visited the Louvre museum?
-It was Louvre at first sight.

Whoโ€™s a hairdresserโ€™s favorite musical artist?
-Harry Styles

Everyone knows of famous martial artist, Bruce Lee
-He also had a brother, the revolutionary vegan activist, Brocco Lee

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