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Ice cream jokes 🍦 in 2023

What’s Dracula’s favorite ice cream flavor?
– Veinilla.

I was offered a job at the local ice cream shop
– But I turned it down.
– I don’t like working on sundaes.

What’s the difference between Ice Cream and Sorbet?
– £1.50!

What kind of weather is common in the land of ice-creams?
– Clouds, sprinkles, and pours!

Why do chocolate and mint ice-cream go so well?
– Some flavors are just mint to be together!

How does an ice cream cone congratulate you on the anniversary of your birth?
– It’s sherbert day!

What do you call a metalhead working at Cold Stone?
– Alice Scooper.

What’s Dracula’s favourite flavour of ice cream?
– Vein-illa

Why was the ice-cream kicked out of the party?
– He was rum and raisin’ hell!

What was the ice cream cone’s naughty pick up line?
– Wanna lick me?

Why did the newspaper journalist interview the ice cream?
– She was looking for the scoop.

How do you wish an ice cream a happy birthday?
– Hope your birthday is gelato fun!

What hit song is a favorite amongst all the frozen treats?
– Life is but a cream!

Knock, knock!
– Who’s there?
– Banana.
– Banana who?
– Banana split so ice creamed!
– I just had some green colored ice cream.
– It was mint.

Why do ice cream cones make such good journalists?
– They always get a scoop.

What do you call an empty house with an ice-cream sundae on top?
– Desserted.

Why did the ice-cream cone get sick?
– He spent too much time in the freezer!

Which is the most difficult flavor of ice-cream to eat?
– Rocky road!

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