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Ice cream jokes 🍦 in 2025

What do you call an ice cream cone with a surprise flavor in the bottom?
– A twist cone!

What are ice cream cones like as parents?
– Big softies.

What’s Mickey Mouse’s favourite sweet treat?
– Mice cream.

Why do people like ice-cream whether it’s in a carton, a cone, or a cup?
– You can’t help but love ice-cream un-cone-ditionally!

“Hey, Ernie would you like some ice cream?”
– “Sure, Bert.”

Why couldn’t the colorblind man sell ice cream?
– His cones don’t work.

What did the ice cream cone write on his girlfriend’s Valentine’s Day card?
– You make me melt.

Why were the other flavors of ice-creams jealous of the mint ice-cream?
– He was minted!

Why did the ice-cream bend down?
– To tie his shoe-lace – it had cone undone!

What did the ice cream cone write on his Valentine card?
– You make me melt.

What do you call a rapper working at Cold Stone?
– Scoop Dogg.

Which football team loves ice cream the most?
– Aston Vanilla.

How do ice-creams get to work?
– The ice-cream van!

Why was the popsicle rude?
– He was stuck up!

Ice cream sundaes always taste better with egg based additions.
– Am I right or am I meringue?

Why do British ice cream cones carry an umbrella?
– There’s always a chance of sprinkles.

What’s Thor’s favourite kind of ice cream?
– A Thornetto.

What did the ice-cream cone say to the ice-cream scoop?
– You’re legendairy!

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