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Ice cream jokes 🍦 in 2023

What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
– Hoggin Daz!

Why don’t they make ice cream from breast milk?
– It’s an udderly bad idea!

What’s the optimistic ice cream’s motto?
– Anything is popsicle.

What does no one want to eat and smells fishy?
– A sardine ice-cream!

What type of ice-cream is the worst?
– One that falls on the floor!

What is ice cream’s preferred breed of dog?
– Dashchundae.

What happened when rockers couldn’t get their favorite dessert?
– Rage against the Broken Ice Cream Machine.

What is an ice cream’s favourite TV show?
– Game of Cones.

What do you say to an ice-cream who just got promoted?
– Cone-gratulations!

How is ice cream as a girlfriend?
– The sweetest.

What do you get from an Alaskan cow ?
– Ice Cream.

Why does the ice cream man go so slow?
– Because he’s a sundae driver.

What type of ice-cream is a spider’s favorite?
– Eyes scream!

Which shapes are an ice-cream’s favorite?
– A cone and a sphere!

Why didn’t the ice cream sandwich like the popsicle?
– Because the popsicle had a stick up her butt!

Knock, knock!
– Who’s there?
– Ice Cream.
– Ice cream who?
– Ice cream every time I see a ghost!

How does Reese eat an ice cream?
– Witherspoon.

Who’s the most relaxed ice-cream flavor of them all?
– Matcha green tea!

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