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Vaccine jokes 💉😷 in 2023

My husband purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said, “Throw this and wherever it lands—that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.” Turns out, we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge.

Why do they call it the novel coronavirus?
– It’s a long story….

During the pandemic, it’s important to take after NASA. Give people space.

Covid vaccine is not safe
– My friend had gotten both his doses. Still died when he fell off the 19th floor.

I had heart palpitations, sweating and aches on the day of my first Covid-19 Vaccine
– But once I got in and actually had the jab I was fine

I’m not talking to myself, I’m having a parent-teacher conference.

The grocery stores in France look like tornadoes hit them. All that’s left is de brie.

What do all virus jokes have in common?
– They’re catchy.

How do you milk a sheep?
– By inventing the next “covid cure” that’s not a vaccine.

I think Pfizer got their drugs mixed up…
– I got the Covid vaccine, but now when I cough I get an erectipn.

I’ve gained so much weight during lockdown my bathroom scale is telling me that it can only weigh one person at a time.

Why didn’t the sick guy get the joke?
– It flu over his head.

My wife said I remind her of the covid-19 vaccine
– Its over in under a minute and feels like nothing

I bought a ticket to see The Vaccines…
– I didn’t recognize any of their songs, turns out it was Placebo

Ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.

You know what they’re saying about 2020. It went viral faster than anyone thought it would.

Why hasn’t anyone in Antarctica contracted COVID-19?
– They’re so ice-o-lated.

Catholics have been lobbying for vaccine exemptions
– Because theres nothing more catholic than someone else dying for your sins

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