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Prison jokes 🔐 in 2025

What do you call a fake noodle in prison? An impasta.

Why was the prisoner always the best student in math class? He had a lot of time to calculate.

What do you call a prisoner’s favorite tree? Cell-ery pine.

What do you call a prisoner’s favorite band? The Jailhouse Rockers.

What do you call a prisoner’s favorite fruit? Con-pears.

Why was the prisoner always calm? He had bars of steel.

Why did the prisoner refuse to eat chicken? He said he didn’t want to be a jail bird.

Why did the prisoner refuse to swim in the prison pool? He was afraid of doing the backstroke.

Why did the prisoner refuse to shave his beard? He said it was his only form of identity.

What do you call a prisoner’s favorite candy? Cell-block chocolate.

What do you call a prisoner’s favorite type of food? Con-fine-d cuisine.

What do you call a prisoner’s favorite game? Jail tag.

Why did the prisoner eat his own sentence? He wanted to digest his time.

Why did the prisoner become a vegetarian? He was tired of being fed the same old gruel.

Why did the prisoner become an artist? He wanted to find a way to paint himself out of the corner.

What do you call a prisoner’s favorite game show? “Who Wants to Be a Felon?”

Why did the prisoner refuse to watch TV? He didn’t want to be caught behind bars.

What do you call a prisoner’s favorite type of fish? Jail-mon.

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