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Prison jokes 🔐 in 2024

Why was the prisoner always the best student in math class? He had a lot of time to calculate.

What do you call a fake noodle in prison? An impasta.

Why did the prisoner become a vegetarian? He was tired of being fed the same old gruel.

Why did the prisoner become an artist? He wanted to find a way to paint himself out of the corner.

What do you call a prisoner’s favorite game show? “Who Wants to Be a Felon?”

Why did the prisoner refuse to watch TV? He didn’t want to be caught behind bars.

What do you call a prisoner’s favorite type of fish? Jail-mon.

What do you call a prisoner’s favorite vegetable? Cellery.

Why did the hipster go to jail? He was caught stealing vinyl records.

Why did the prisoner refuse to attend church services? He didn’t want to be in the penitentiary.

Why did the prisoner refuse to be in a choir? He didn’t want to sing in the slammer.

Why did the prisoner’s girlfriend refuse to visit him? She said he was always framed.

Why did the tomato turn red in prison? Because it saw the salad dressing.

What do you call a prisoner’s favorite sandwich? Cell-ery sandwich.

Why do prisoners wear stripes? They don’t want to be spotted.

What do you call a prisoner’s favorite snack? Confectionary bars.

Why did the criminal refuse to take a shower in jail? He didn’t want to drop the soap.

Why did the prisoner refuse to eat candy? He was afraid it was a trap.

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