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Prison jokes 🔐 in 2024

What do you call a fake noodle in prison? An impasta.

Why was the prisoner always the best student in math class? He had a lot of time to calculate.

Why was the computer cold in jail? It left its Windows open.

What do you call a prisoner’s favorite hobby? Crochet and punishment.

What did the prisoner say to his ex-girlfriend? “I don’t think our relationship can work. We’re from different cell blocks.”

What do you call a prisoner’s favorite sport? Fenceball.

Why did the prisoner break his mirror? He wanted to escape his reflection.

Why did the prisoner refuse to join the prison band? He said it was just a cell-out.

Why did the prisoner get a degree in psychology? He wanted to learn about prison minds.

Why did the prisoner refuse to eat bread? He was tired of being served loaf.

What do you call a prisoner’s favorite tree? Cell-ery pine.

What do you call a prisoner’s favorite band? The Jailhouse Rockers.

What do you call a prisoner’s favorite fruit? Con-pears.

Why was the prisoner always calm? He had bars of steel.

Why did the prisoner refuse to eat chicken? He said he didn’t want to be a jail bird.

Why did the prisoner refuse to swim in the prison pool? He was afraid of doing the backstroke.

Why did the prisoner refuse to shave his beard? He said it was his only form of identity.

What do you call a prisoner’s favorite candy? Cell-block chocolate.

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