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Wooden jokes 🌳🪓 in 2022

What happens to the trees when spring comes?
– They become releafed.

What can be found inside a forest?
– Tree musketeers.

There’s a girl who can play a wooden instrument developed by Indigenous Australians.
– I dig her, I do.

The Hurrier I go the Behinder I get.

If I can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.

What kind of shoes go with a tree-theme dress?
– Sandal-wood.

What did the fire say to the forest?
– “Run forest, run.”

“What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and wooden engine?” asked the curious boy.
– His mother took a deep breath and then replied, “It wooden go.”

Some others are enamored with process.

What did the wood say to the boat?
– “Soon, I’ll be all oars.”

A woodcutter once decided to build his own motor bike. He used wood for the frame, wood for the engine, wood for the brakes, and even a wooden gas tank.
– Did he ride it? No. It wooden start.

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.

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