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Wooden jokes 🌳🪓 in 2024

Why was the tree’s mother angry?
– Because he was being knotty.

Why do I not make jokes on carpentry?
– I do not think they wood work well.

I used to be engaged to a girl with a wooden leg.
– But I broke it off

I’m a professional toothpick maker.

If you can’t find the time to do it properly, how will you find the time to fix it?

Why was the tree mad at his friend?
– Because his friend was throwing shade.

What is a forest’s favorite form of art?
– Poe-tree.

What do you call an old man who’s into wooden boys?
– A Gepetto-file.

When it comes to buying tools I use the one my father taught me. “It’s easier to get forgiveness than it is to get permission” my wife hates it, but it works every time……… well almost.

hat is a wood’s favorite thing to wear?
– Tree-shirts.

How did Pinocchio find out he was a wooden boy?
– His hand caught fire

My friend hasn’t spoken to me since I accused him of stealing some wooden panels.
– I think he took a fence.

Someday you will look back at this work, laugh nervously and change the subject.

What was the cause behind the death of the tree?
– Axe-idental causes.

What happened to the car that was made of wood?
– No matter how hard one tries, it wooden start.

I once bought a wooden car. Wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, wooden seats, put the wooden key in the wooden ignition.
– Wooden start.

Every woodworker needs a fireplace.

Better tools save time; they don’t make you a better craftsman!

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