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Wooden jokes 🌳🪓 in 2023

hat is a wood’s favorite thing to wear?
– Tree-shirts.

How did Pinocchio find out he was a wooden boy?
– His hand caught fire

My friend hasn’t spoken to me since I accused him of stealing some wooden panels.
– I think he took a fence.

Someday you will look back at this work, laugh nervously and change the subject.

What was the cause behind the death of the tree?
– Axe-idental causes.

What happened to the car that was made of wood?
– No matter how hard one tries, it wooden start.

I once bought a wooden car. Wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, wooden seats, put the wooden key in the wooden ignition.
– Wooden start.

Every woodworker needs a fireplace.

Better tools save time; they don’t make you a better craftsman!

Why did the tree have to go to prison?
– Tree-son.

What was the tired tree looking for?
– He was looking fo-rest.

I caught a bunch of social justice warriors in my yard digging up large wooden stakes
– They said the posts had to be removed before they caused a fence

You want me to make that? Then I need to buy….”

When can a wooden piece be a king?
– When it becomes a ruler.

Why did Pinocchio prefer wooden girls over the real thing?
– Because the wooden girls are knotty!

Washington liked his wooden teeth enough.
– Unfortunately, they were all bark and no bite.

I like your work; it reminds me of when I was young and stupid.

How did the tree pull off such a great prank?
– He planted it well.

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