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Wooden jokes 🌳🪓 in 2025

How do we know that the tree’s business is going well?
– It has a lot of branches.

Why do lumberjacks do what they do?
– For liveli-wood.

If you could make shoes out of wood you’d be…
– A clever clogs, wooden shoe!

Will work for more tools!

It’s not a scrap it’s decorative kindling…”

How did the tree get lost?
– It did not take the correct root.

Why was the forest sad?
– Because he was in a big moss.

How does a bilingual hotel tell a tall, wooden, leafy plant to vamoose?
– Tree, va, go!

Those who say it’s impossible should not get in the way of those doing the impossible.

Where did the wooden boats go?
– To the arbor.

Architects call a layer of bricks a wythe. After the Great Fire of London, where thousands of wooden buildings were destroyed, King Henry VIII passed a law that the walls of all new buildings must be made of at least six layers of brick.
– This is known as the six wythes of Henry the Eighth.

My friend got mad at me after I kept hitting him with a wooden board.
– I told him, “It’s just a plank, bro.”

“It’s just a plank.”

I see your point but I think you’re full of it.

What kind of job do the trees do?
– Logging business.

What did the baby wood learn at school today?
– Log-arithm.

ANOTHER WOODEN BALL..!!!!!
– Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?…

Lumber turns to furniture in my hands.

Box joints are as strong as dovetails, maybe stronger.

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